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Analysis: Here is what each character in the story represents: Boatman: Business
Charlie: Chastity
Felix: Friendship
Linda: Love
Steve: Sex Your answer reveals how you rank business, chastity, friendship, love and sex, and therefore their importance in your life. People having similar ranking systems tend to be compatible - not surprisingly, since the above choices are an important indicator of character and values. People who give opposite or mutually random answers tend not to get along well.
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so her a****** boyfriend is sitting across the river letting her try to figure out how to get over to him?
!!!???
and then when she attempts to troubleshoot he gets mad at her um excuse me?
that's her fault for falling in love with a total douchebag
if a guy really loves her and wants to see her but he shouldn't get mad at what she has to do to get across the river
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whether she robs a bank with a mask on and a bullet proof vest
and a semi-automatic rifle
or she has to f*** 20 people
he is sitting there like an idiot making her try to get over to him because we are in love and want to be together
and then when she does the best you can to get across the river he gets mad at her how my supposed to feel bad at anyone
and yes the boatman once twice as much such is the way of the world when people find out you are an escort they charge you double this is the way of the world when people find out someones a Millionaire the charge them double when people make their own prices and there's not a listing of rates that's the way people are in this world
for example any time every anyone ever found out I was an escort or dancer
they would over charge me for example Boston cabs things like that people are just assholes the boatman was being an a****** because he knows she would go through it because she wants that boat ride that's the way people are in this world in a lot of business is not just boats
is the boat man wants to charge double he can charge double that's his prerogative people can do whatever they want and people can make up their own prices
and people are free to change their prices on a whim whenever they feel like it especially people like the boat man who knows this idiotic woman is going to pay him double
I live in a big city I live in Boston and you get used to this kind of stuff everybody's a hustler around Boston that's the way things are people decide to charge BB decide to charge double I can't go and complain about it but I can go and buy my own boat so I never have to call the boat guy! 
what she should have done is gotten a huge samurai sword and hold up the boat guy at knifepoint put a pillow case over his head and a ball gag in his mouth so nobody can hear scream and Steal the boat.
problem solved she gets to see the guy and she doesn't have to have sex with anyone.
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this whole scenario is just stupid and I don't feel bad for anyone
life isn't fair and that's the way it goes things aren't always fair people don't always charged with a should charge we all don't always get what we feel we should deserve in life
If a guy decides to ditch her because she had to pull a couple of strings to get a cross that river he's a d******* anyway and she doesn't need him
in fact is probably a guy further down the river that has a cigarette boats and she won't have to use her own money to get across to him because he has his own livery boat
I won't feel bad for her because she should settle for nothing but the best and down the river there's probably a BB D.
B.b.d. stands for bigger better deal.
Theres always a bigger better deal.
The guy makn her get across the river? Then dis owns ger,?
This is so typical asian culture riddle!
Asian culture is very abusive to women.
No wonder.
Here is the italian version.
there is a guy named v ito on one side of the river, he needs his victoria to get across to him.
He wont stand for it. He is outta money so is she.
He punches the boat livery in face. And tells him hand over keys. Or answer to rest his family.
He goes to grab Victoria.
Done.
now they get to run off into the sunset
life isn't fair and you can curl up in a ball and cry or if you want something you can just demand it and go take it.
or like the Chinese version you can curl up in a ball and decide which one to feel bad for?
that riddle totally is ridiculous and it sucks'
it's kind of like well nobody really wins the whole story stinks nobody had any balls nobody made anything happen everybody just crawled up and said oh well I lose
its not a very ballsy riddle and basically all the characters in it are pushovers an idiots
Lemonade my ninja…lemonade.
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I would sneak behind the boatman , hit him in the head with a log as hard as I could , as just
punishment for doubling his normal rate in time of need .
I would commandeer his boat and tell Linda , Steve and Felix to jump aboard .
When we were half way across I would ask Linda to remove her thong .
I would throw Felix's clothes in the river , put Linda's thong on Felix and command horny Steve to have his way with Felix the snitch .
When we reached the other side I would take the hundred bucks he offered my GF for sex ,
and leave him with Felix to do whatever floats their boat , while my true love and me go on a cruise . If I couldn't be the guy saving Linda , my take , Charlie , Felix , Steve and Boatman deserve each other , Linda should move on and make her choices when not under desperate pressure . Linda - Willing to give her all for love
Steve - Desperate Loser
Charlie - Satisfied with Total Failure , tied with Felix the Snitch
Boatman - Likely Slave trader in his past or potential kidnapper , deserves nothing I followed instructions writing all my answers before reading further.
After reading the analysis I agree , I don't have desperate loser friends . In other words , I don't fraternize with guys who would offer a woman not in the business dollars for sex , aka pimps .
I don't associate with snitches .
I don't associate with corrupt businessman . I have always loved women willing to give me her all .
Charlie and Linda who are very much in love and devoted to one another, are separated by a river with no way of getting across to the other side. On Linda's side of the river, there is a boatman who is able to take her over to the other side of the river but refuses to do so unless she pays him $100, twice his normal fare. Linda has no money and has no other way to get back across the river. Another man, Steve, then tells Linda that he will giver her $100 if she sleeps with him. Linda agrees to do so and on receiving the $100, pays the boatman who takes her over to the other side of the river. She is reunited with Charlie and they are very happy together. However, Charlie's friend, Felix, finds out what happened and immediately tells Charlie. On learning the news, Charlie finds Linda and ends things with her, stating that he wants nothing more to do with her.
Your task is to rank these five people, according to how much you sympathize with their characters or identify with their actions.
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WARNING: Write down your answers before reading further! You don't wanna spoil the fun. These are the characters you want to rank.
Boatman, Charlie, Felix, Linda, Steve
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Analysis:
Here is what each character in the story represents:
Boatman: Business
Charlie: Chastity
Felix: Friendship
Linda: Love
Steve: Sex
Your answer reveals how you rank business, chastity, friendship, love and sex, and therefore their importance in your life. People having similar ranking systems tend to be compatible - not surprisingly, since the above choices are an important indicator of character and values. People who give opposite or mutually random answers tend not to get along well. [/quote
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