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They've really done it now or Are you kidding me?
36363jensen 4 Reviews 1982 reads
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Some researchers in UK have now created a mathematical model for the male climax. There is really not much in the story about the model itself other than a whiteboard image with the two equations. I honestly don't know if I would take it seriously or see it as a bit of a tongue in cheek type effort by academics.

 
One thing that does come out of the story: men simple and women complex. But who didn't already know that. ;-)

 
For any interested in reading the actual study the article does have a link to the paper and doesn't appear to be pay walled for me.
Related Link: Sexy math

QueenBia78 reads

Funny because I, like to think I’m pretty simple.
Kiss=keep it super simple

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Lip-lock274 reads

Actually KISS acronym is
Keep it simple stupid.

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mrfisher71 reads

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

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coeur-de-lion79 reads

a ribeye is pushed to the edge of the grill.  If the meat is thoroughly cooked, i.e., very hot, it will not droop like it does when it's raw.  

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36363jensen66 reads

Maybe but that starts to sounds like I need to integrate trig and entropy.  But maybe that's where all the "Honey, I have a headache now." comes from ;-)

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inicky4686 reads

It is not merely the heat of the meat. That sum must be multiplied by the mass of the ass squared.

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mrfisher68 reads

Wouldn't that be cubed, not squared, since we are talking volume here?

 
Otherwise, a salient point, indeed.

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impposter76 reads

Wouldn't the volume depend on whether he blows through a damper, a whistle, or a foghorn ... or just whimpers?

Posted By: mrfisher
Re: Not to nitpick but...
Wouldn't that be cubed, not squared, since we are talking volume here?  
Otherwise, a salient point, indeed.
Of course, Spinal Tap took the volume up to 11.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjC0vMIrOAk
Big Bottom

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team_rocket_qwerty71 reads

What I found interesting is

"With the average duration of a sexual intercourse being estimated to be around 5.4 min,36 which includes between 100 and 500 thrusts,"

Damn. Five minutes? Also the hip shaking for only 0.8s. Damn.  

 
Also I liked how they have a parameter for stifness.

 
I honestly like the attempt to model stochastic process for orgasm. But it feels a bit too simplistic to me, idk.  

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inicky4671 reads

I actually did fake orgasms with one girl. We saw each other infrequently and I just couldn't come with her, though I liked her company. But she got so unbelievably wet I figured my load would get lost in that ocean. So I fake an orgasm or three. If she didn't believe it she never let on.

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coeur-de-lion62 reads

in the ocean.  They are often referred to as "swimmers."  

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