Some researchers in UK have now created a mathematical model for the male climax. There is really not much in the story about the model itself other than a whiteboard image with the two equations. I honestly don't know if I would take it seriously or see it as a bit of a tongue in cheek type effort by academics.

Funny because I, like to think I’m pretty simple.
Kiss=keep it super simple

Actually KISS acronym is
Keep it simple stupid.

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

a ribeye is pushed to the edge of the grill.  If the meat is thoroughly cooked, i.e., very hot, it will not droop like it does when it's raw.  

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Maybe but that starts to sounds like I need to integrate trig and entropy.  But maybe that's where all the "Honey, I have a headache now." comes from

It is not merely the heat of the meat. That sum must be multiplied by the mass of the ass squared.

Wouldn't that be cubed, not squared, since we are talking volume here?

Wouldn't the volume depend on whether he blows through a damper, a whistle, or a foghorn ... or just whimpers?

What I found interesting is

I actually did fake orgasms with one girl. We saw each other infrequently and I just couldn't come with her, though I liked her company. But she got so unbelievably wet I figured my load would get lost in that ocean. So I fake an orgasm or three. If she didn't believe it she never let on.

in the ocean.  They are often referred to as "swimmers."