Just thinking based on someone's comments to a question below.

You'll have no problems finding your fantasy.

I make a nifty lasagna, and I'm reasonably priced.

Now I can say if a provider was that much of interest in me I'd pay. Not like I haven't. What attracts me to certain women is beyond looks, although I like dark featured. The whip ass personality but a softy is key.

I know these qualities help distinguish me when I'm paying and can only hope they are still important when the tables are reversitated*  

Well lets' go down the list and see how I line up.

I am on hold trying to reserve a hotel and you are making me laugh!

A few details are off by little bit, but I promise you: IT'S ME OR IT'S FREE.

and for you, a win/win ... well played.  
But I must tell you that this is a threAD... lol

I'm 5'10" but I weigh 6'6" and it's not because I'm too muscular.  Average them out and check that box.  Does that count?  Because if it does, I'm sure you'll think everything else about me fits your profile perfectly.  And, shiksa, you can call me lonsman.

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Uhm ok yeah, that's it. Far from the rest. Oh well I tried.
I do understand though. My taste in female Providers is very picky.

I got to the part about massaging your feet with oil.  Sorry, but that's going to be a $1000 upsell, so $3000 altogether.  I'll look for your PM.  

Because their business was busted several years ago, so it made the news. Then when I spoke with my friends in the adult industry, they told me the guys were gay, and a few were bi. I avoid gay (of course) and bi guys, so I was happy they clued me in.

100% straight. I once got a full body massage with oil from a gay man - no arousal whatsoever. It's woman that get me hot!

He would have to be over 6 foot tall and have a stocky yet muscular build.  Likely white/European (but maybe Asian) with big brown eyes, brown hair and full lips.  It sounds weird but I like full eyebrows on a man...dislike thin eyebrows...Basically his face would look similar to Jake Gyllenhaal's.  Another weird preference but his nose can't be too small or dainty...I would prefer a big nose over a small nose any day.  He would be well endowed (of course) and it one who definitely doesn't skip leg day (love thick thighs on a man).

Not sure if I should go any further.  I may be stepping on TER rules.

But totally would see a female provider. She would have to be bi, under 5'5 B-C boobies and a great personality and not a blonde. Lol a male? I don't have a type at all for men and would probably only pay for a fbsm from a guy. Lol. Personality goes farther than looks for me. They could be hot af but if they open a big , dumb mouth ...I'm out.

For some reason men from Sweden have always been my weakness... lol. Something about that accent! Age doesn't really matter as long as he's older than me.

So we should sit and have coffee and cake and talk.  PM if you can or try lonsmanshiksa at gmail dot com, yes I snapped up this email address, how could it not have been taken already?  I've been dreaming of traif ever since a was a young shul boy sitting behind Mary Casey in homeroom.

I have an overwhelming supply of grade A lovers lol...

I can do Swedish, too!  

...In seeing a female provider rather than a male.

Clearly, she's looking for goys (but not Fay's)

I know the perfect sensitive 35 yr.-young  
specimen to pamper and satisfy you silly!

He is an offering on my website, for the ladies,
or for couples, along with myself.
For the moment he's known as "Diego".

The height and weight, requirements, the endowment, the age business, and a few others that I can't think of right now.  Also, I would provide services for almost any female clients for free (or maybe I would pay some.)

So call me, nu, and we'll share a bissel.  You need to meet a mentsch, you're giving your bubbe tsuris.

What's a nice Jewish boy like me without a shiksa?

with enough volume i might retire from medicine, but my fear is what happened to thermal old lady who decided to support he retired husband and herself by providing. She returned after three days out an about with $9_25  
"who gave you 25 cents?" her husband asked
"Every body."

I'd hire two bi/pansexual male providers for a steamy threesome as it's one of my fantasies. (Or just one male provider for a specific kink.) Though like OP said, they would have to be so specific for me to pay a guy.

Good one.   Dr. Joe