Buddy of mine in Vegas, aka *everyone's barely legal favorite ex*, had his newer, hotter girlfriend buy this for him.

Is there a locksmith in the house?!

......... that way my S.O. will have an even easier time ignoring it.

wow. is that legal?????

i am ordering the Eros bodyglide now though.

i have to try it. lol.

i want the chrome finish one, as i have a "thing" for shiny things. lol.


wow. just wow. and yes, i am ordering this stuff for me.

i have never heard of this before and like collecting useless crap.

call it....... Penis Jail ?


Thank you
2010 = 28

For me, the hot rodder, I'd like one powered by nitro for "in vagina burn-outs!"

MP67....hopefully this is some kind of joke 'cause if this catches on I know some guys that are in for a LOT of future problems!

What if it gets stuck?  Do you have a special lube, like DoubleDick40?

Actually, now that I look at them again, I think these are modeled after the Russian Multiple Warhead Entry Vehicle for Nukes.

They tout the device as being able to pass through airport security as it's made from polycarbonate plastic -- but ALL the illustrations and accompanying verbiage demonstrate the use of a metal lock! How will you get through a screening device wearing this thing when it's secured by a chunk of METAL?

Guess Tiger will find out soon enough --

Stop rubbing it in...

And the things we talk about. Yeah, you'd be amused!

Might make for a HD report someday...

Actually, said friend turned me on to the fact it's going to be marketed extensively.

Lotta horny bastards out there that apparently can't keep it in their pants. And the ladies that love them know this!

Not sure if I should laugh or cry????

Knowing you, you'd do both!