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This, however, is funny as shit
sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 2284 reads
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(over the course of a week and M stands for male)

M: Are you no longer with an agency?

S: I'm sorry have we met?

M: Yes in tysons but it was through an agency.

S: Oh ok, yes. I am independent now.

M: Do you still do the _____ thing? (job outside of providing)

S: Is this what you want to talk about?

M: Sure! LOL just making conversation. Still coming to dc? (mind you I advertised yesterday)

S:The thing I miss about agencies is people don't get to email you over the course of ten days about nothing in particular. They pay for your time not waste it attempting to shoot the shit. Am I coming to DC? Ten seconds on your part can answer that question. Still want an appointment? Oh wait that's right, you've said nothing about making an appointment. So…how's the weather?

M: Well Fuck you then.

S: So you do want an appointment? :D

M: No ill just out your ass now. (great spelling bro)

Imagine geting 5-10 of these daily. Most often I'm kind but woke feeling fiery today. Guys…get to the fucking point within a week if possible.  

As for being outed…I don't really know how that works. Should I be concerned?  

edit: Notice there's no "well hi my name is… natta."

-- Modified on 3/3/2014 10:03:07 AM

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 585 reads
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no_email 3 Reviews 568 reads
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I have an irrational fear of religion, so sue me. I recommend my Uncle, he's a lawyer. The Hound put me up to this, blame him! No this is my fault. What ever shall I do?

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 450 reads
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GaGambler 507 reads
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A little small talk is fine, but his email reminds me of the telemarketer who calls like your long lost friend asking how you are etc and you don't even have a clue as to who the fuck he is. So, yeah she is excused for being a little bitchy in this case.

And are you really a cunt, I don't believe that anymore than I am actually an asshole. Oh shit, maybe that was a bad analogy. lol

sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 553 reads
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7 / 41

So one less man can post some dumb thread about providers never responding

GaGambler 500 reads
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8 / 41

Note to Turdwell and other board idiots, I don't know SYW at all, AND she is posting from behind an alias, BUT the woman makes sense and it's obvious she is speaking from experience, so she gets my respect.

Sorry to hijack your response but with all these so called men whining about what a hard time they are getting here, I just wanted to point out WHY they get abuse and you get respect. Again sorry for the hijack, besides any woman who can call herself a cunt is ok in my book. lol

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 519 reads
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9 / 41

When I send an email out to a new provider.. I always give out the following info

Hobby Name:
TER ID
Age
Race
Where did I see her info. Which site..
Amount of hours requested
Incall or Outcall.  

In fact, I have standard template sitting on my desktop.  

If you can't tell time wasters from serious hobbyists within first few minutes, you are better off hiring a screener. There are plenty of dumb hobbyists out there.. We get it.. :D

Sooo...YouWanna 484 reads
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10 / 41

Some guys like to chat, and he may not have felt appropriate jumping straight in to "I would love to have buttsecks with you how much?". You've supposedly met before, so he was probably just trying to see if the connection was still there.

I'm a cunt, and even I would've just ignored him until I was in a better mood, or even just completely until he did try and book an appointment.

Or, you know, just fucking tell him when your availability is and say he can sign up for X time. That usually works pretty well too.

Sooo...YouWanna 448 reads
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11 / 41

Posted By: sophiaLA
So one less man can post some dumb thread about providers never responding?  
   
 

Sooo...YouWanna 528 reads
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12 / 41

If you're aware, is it true?

I can say that I worked for an agency before, and almost every single client that I saw with them emailed the same way. Honestly... There is a distinct difference in the way that agency clients and Indy clients communicate, and I think it's just that agency clients don't understand that we really, truly, don't know who the hell they are from Adam. All we get is a name and a time, nothing else. Most of them think that forwarding me a year old email about another girl from the agency is all the screening they need, as if they couldn't have typed that shit up themselves!  

There was no need for her to say anything other than "Nope! I'm totally independent now! I don't have the screening info sent in through the agency though, would you mind sending it again? As soon as you do that, we can do X day at X time, if that works for you?"

The next response will be setting up an appointment or nothing at all if he's truly just a tire kicker. But, time wasting responses go both ways.

sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 492 reads
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There are pros that have standard templates on there desktops and there are utter and complete time wasters, but there are a shit ton of in betweens.  

Many times a vague email is followed by me saying "great now send the following" and they turn out to be great clients. The man has seen me before so I extended more than I should have because it's higher than likely he wants to again (little horn tooting).

Also some of the template guys start the dumb emails after they're screened and set to go. Oh NOW you wanna feel me out through mundane conversation? *taking off earrings and heels, handing girlfriend my purse*

Sometimes I answer, sometimes I ignore, sometimes I go ninja ego assassin. Maybe next time when they finally get to the point I'll just keep small talking. I"m a fiery, moody, foreign woman.  

You have to have fun with this, the whole process not just in session. Or you become "jaded". Hey guys, wonder why some are jaded? Take 500 of these guys and call me in the morning.

Besides, I just thought it was humorous that's why he's my mazel of the day :D
Except the outing me part...

-- Modified on 3/3/2014 11:46:56 AM

Sooo...YouWanna 471 reads
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14 / 41

I was a little cunty in my first reply, sorry Sophia. It's my day off, and I'm F-Bombing all over the place.

GaGambler 386 reads
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no_email 3 Reviews 442 reads
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Posted By: sophiaLA

   
 You have to have fun with this, the whole process not just in session. Or you become "jaded". Hey guys, wonder why some are jaded?
No tranny chasers, I am not reaching out to you

GaGambler 621 reads
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17 / 41

I think this may make it official, you two ladies have more balls than all the manginas here combined. I love it.

Not to keep picking on Turdwell,or any of the other manginas, but can you imagine him calling a woman a cunt, even in a joking manner? Some people really need to take a lesson from you two and stop taking themselves so seriously

As for your emailer, maybe he will learn to identify himself first before attempting to engage in small talk with a woman who clearly doesn't know him??? Nah, guys like that will never learn.

GaGambler 424 reads
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18 / 41

but I don't give a fuck, I like her too.

sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 379 reads
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19 / 41

No worries. After the way I laid into my emailer I'd be a bigger cunt to get sensitive now :D

no_email 3 Reviews 380 reads
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21 / 41

Tobi what is Respeck?  

 
I'm not the greatest speller, WTF?

 

You know what else would look good on you? a preppy tennis outfit, with the little white skirt.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 547 reads
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22 / 41

"Respeck" = respect. Just the Ali G way of saying it.  

You'd have to pay me a lot of money to wear a white tennis outfit. I can totally rock a pleated skirt, but let's not go overboard on the preppie factor.  
Posted By: bigvern
Tobi what is Respeck?  
   
   
 I'm not the greatest speller, WTF?  
   
   
   
 You know what else would look good on you? a preppy tennis outfit, with the little white skirt.

VOO-doo 487 reads
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23 / 41

if something about the way a client communicated makes me want to answer that way, I'll do one of three things: 1) Delete and ignore, 2) Send a canned response I know the guy won't respond to, or 3) Wait for a while, and then pick either 1 or 2

Sounds like you're not interested in seeing this guy. It's so easy to let stuff like this get under your skin, but it is a huge drain on time and energy. A guy you are NEVER gonna see doesn't warrant that. So, why not save that time/energy for the clients who are actually paying you?

Sooo...YouWanna 465 reads
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Any girl who's been a bitch ever is apparently SYW on TER heheheee

Sooo...YouWanna 396 reads
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sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 525 reads
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That was email. Oh god it hurts to think of what phone using provider must go through.
I could have played it different and probably had him as a client but I'm not hurting for clients esp in DC. Some providers want and need as many clients as possible, to each her own but I'm not one of them.
I don't know him but more importantly he doesn't know me. If you show me stupid I reserve the right to put your ass in the corner with a pointy hat. Besides even though I was bitchy his response was that he was going to out me…that tells me all I need to know.  

"Fuck you"…ok, I had that coming. But you're threatening to out me for being a bitch. If we outed rude clients the divorce rate would sky rocket as would the unemployment rate. How does he know I'm not married or have a career and/or have children to care for? I dodged a bullet as far as I'm concerned.

Not a drain on energy or time for me, like I said this isn't how I usually go about it, but the sun is shinning again here in LA and I'm hungover from an oscar after party and have nothing better to do while I recuperate in my underwear but be snarky and eat ice cream out of the container. It's my pussy and I'll flash if I want to, snark if I want to, cunt if I want to… (yup, just used cunt as a verb)

Edit: Probably should have added that a long time trusted customer ripped me off the other day so my BS tolerance is dead.


-- Modified on 3/3/2014 4:51:55 PM

GaGambler 585 reads
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I like having you around, maybe you can protect me when big bad Rod Turdwell comes around to beat me up. You have ten times his balls, so I bet you could take him.

VOO-doo 418 reads
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But a guy threatening to out you is exactly what happens when you get into little fights like this, believe it or not. Guys with nobody to fuck and nothing better to do hold onto little grudges like you won't believe.

It's tempting to put an idiot in his place, but in the long run (and even the short run?) just not worth it. Funny story, but in 2 years, you'll just be like...'Pssssh, lemme put this email in the trash and go [insert pleasurable activity here]'.

I agree that this guy is NOT someone you would've ever wanted to see, but it's better to just ignore, or say, 'Since I don't remember you, I need to screen you again, please refer to XX page of my site' which gets rid of him just as handily without the threats or bad feelings.
 
Posted By: sophiaLA
That was email. Oh god it hurts to think of what phone using provider must go through.  
 I could have played it different and probably had him as a client but I'm not hurting for clients esp in DC. Some providers want and need as many clients as possible, to each her own but I'm not one of them.  
 I don't know him but more importantly he doesn't know me. If you show me stupid I reserve the right to put your ass in the corner with a pointy hat. Besides even though I was bitchy his response was that he was going to out me…that tells me all I need to know.  
   
 "Fuck you"…ok, I had that coming. But you're threatening to out me for being a bitch. If we outed rude clients the divorce rate would sky rocket as would the unemployment rate. How does he know I'm not married or have a career and/or have children to care for? I dodged a bullet as far as I'm concerned.  
   
 Not a drain on energy or time for me, like I said this isn't how I usually go about it, but the sun is shinning again here in LA and I'm hungover from an oscar after party and have nothing better to do while I recuperate in my underwear but be snarky and eat ice cream out of the container. It's my pussy and I'll flash if I want to, snark if I want to, cunt if I want to… (yup, just used cunt as a verb)  
   
 Edit: Probably should have added that a long time trusted customer ripped me off the other day so my BS tolerance is dead.  
 

-- Modified on 3/3/2014 4:51:55 PM

Dr Who revived 459 reads
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31 / 41

But can you wear this when I meet you?  If you need more money....let me know and I'll let Vern wire that  as well.

It doesn't have to be a white skirt either.

Do you play golf?

sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 468 reads
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Well put. Your sound advice is not wasted on me. Thank you.

Duplicitouslust 24 Reviews 477 reads
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Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
"Respeck" = respect. Just the Ali G way of saying it.  
   
 You'd have to pay me a lot of money to wear a white tennis outfit. I can totally rock a pleated skirt, but let's not go overboard on the preppie factor.  
   
Posted By: bigvern
Tobi what is Respeck?    
     
     
  I'm not the greatest speller, WTF?  
     
     
     
  You know what else would look good on you? a preppy tennis outfit, with the little white skirt.

Duplicitouslust 24 Reviews 474 reads
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Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
"Respeck" = respect. Just the Ali G way of saying it.  
   
 You'd have to pay me a lot of money to wear a white tennis outfit. I can totally rock a pleated skirt, but let's not go overboard on the preppie factor.  
   
Posted By: bigvern
Tobi what is Respeck?    
     
     
  I'm not the greatest speller, WTF?  
     
     
     
  You know what else would look good on you? a preppy tennis outfit, with the little white skirt.

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 385 reads
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Regardless how much you post or complain, this will continue. Ignore and move on.

Sooo...YouWanna 412 reads
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inicky46 61 Reviews 498 reads
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Sincerely,
Your friend,
WhoremongerWithABrainOfReynoldsWrap

GaGambler 502 reads
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read em and weep, maybe the board will get interesting now?

Personally I love it. I will take strong, smart, witty women any day over a bunch of manginas and BSC ho's. This could be fun. I am tired of beating on witless pinatas, Come on girls, force me to up my game. Force us all to up our game.

skarphedin 474 reads
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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 399 reads
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