I'm looking at new office space. The leasing agent is attractive, professionally attired, but showing just a little cleavage. My broker rep. asked her the rate and terms of the lease, she rattled off some information, then he asked "is that full service?" I got an immediate erection! Then later, she was showing us the telecom room, which was very "state of the art", and she asked "who is your provider?" To quote Von Ryan, Boing! I wonder..... Nah!
...and it eventually will, our language is going to sprout a whole slew of new double-entendres. In my job, I often say, "Which may I provide you, please?" I might have to change that phrasing.
I'll know when I have a hobbyist or provider when they say something like "BBBJTCIM-S" or words to that effect.
Whenever I see a provocatively dressed woman I immediately ponder if she's an escort, kept woman, etc.. I used to just admire the T&A and walk on by but I've been conditioned by the hobby to immediately wonder if she can be had for a price.
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