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Once upon a time there lived a selfish King who lived in England. He did not care about his fellow man and he was not hobby friendly at all.  But we are constantly thanking him in this present age we live in, for it was HIM who today we honor.

If it weren't for his law "fornication under consent of the King," we would not be Fucking!

FUCK'n thank the King next time you FUCK!

Octavia

The actual etymological origins of 'fuck' are not 100% agreed upon by scholars but this much in known.  'Fuck' was never derived from any acronyms whatsoever.  The 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge' tag for adultry, the 'Found Under Carnal Knowledge' for unsolved or unknown sex crimes or medical disease cases and the aforemenetioned, 'Fornication Under Consent of the King' are false and nothing more than interesting, humorous, urban myths that get passed along through the years.

Some scholars think the word may have been derived from the German 'ficken' which resulted in the Dutch 'fokken' which means to strike or penetrate quickly.  But others argue this would not explain the presence of the term in some countries that do not have Germanic word origins at all.   Other scholars wonder about a possible root combination of the Latin 'futere' and the Indo 'pecula' (which means 'to prick').

The fact is that the actual origin is not known and may never be known.  However there is no doubt whatsoever that the common acronyms usually attributed to 'fuck' are falsehoods...          



-- Modified on 6/2/2008 11:33:22 AM

Meaning when a ball goes off the fairway and into the woods.

Or at least this is how my father explained it to me when I used to tag along with him on Saturday mornings.

8o)

"Friends University of Central Kansas"

But then they dropped the "Central" and just became FUK....

LOL

South Hampton Institute of Technology? ;)

Katie

I always thought it was the "Southern Hati Institute of Technology"


LMAO

cuppajoe493 reads

its that school in Texas, the Sam Houston Institute of Technology

Hate to date myself but way back in the dark ages of the 70's my rowdy friends and I would joke about "S.H.I.T." - and I think back at the time there WAS actually a Southern Hati Institue of Tech. One of us found it in the school library in a book with a listing of colleges, and being teenage boys at a straight-laced all boys school we just thought that was the best!

C_K

or the compound SH1T.  Then the Florida University & College of Technology....


hee hee.....

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