what's the first thing you do when we leave?
1) count the money
2) take a shower
3) eat
4) sleep
5) watch TV
6) masturbate because we didn't get you off....LOL.

All of those! Well, except masturbate because I either did get off, or because I'm just too damn tired to care. 1, 2, 3 are certainly of the utmost importance.

I'm guessing number 1 followed by number 2/clean up because I've never even seen a provider check the money anytime during the session. So far every different provider I've been with has never even peeked in the envelope which I find kinda surprising considering I'm a younger guy but I guess it's because I'm fairly likeable (physically at least) and don't act sketchy so they just assume I'm good to go or maybe this is normal.

Then 3 (because I've usually experienced a work out haha), then 2.

you can hear the water running as soon as the door shuts!
I jump right in the shower followed by a long soak in the tub.
 

How amazing I am BCD and can not wait to see me again.  

like punching a few really fucking hard in the face.

I'd be out of that appointment before I got to that point. Punch 'em in the balls by giving 'em blue balls.

For you I'm available any time.

A couple years ago, as I was getting dressed, a touring lady asked me "Where is the nearest church?"

agreed and well said!

2, then 3 depending on the time, then I go home and do 1, and then write a thank you note.  

I don't understand that response?