But don't forget us crazy cat ladies! I could use a gallon drum of Purina Indoor Formula.
Body products: soaps, lotions, candles, perfumes: L'occitane, Bath and Body Works, Molton Brown, The Body Shop (stores available in almost every mall)
If she likes to cook/entertain: Cookbooks, panini maker, new set of knives, nice glassware/wine glasses, gift cards, etc. (Pottery Barn, Williams and Sonoma, Baccarat)
If she has a dog: dog toys, treats, clothes, rhinestone dog leash, dog carrier, etc.
Lingerie: Victoria's Secret, la perla, agent provacateur
Massage gift certificate: Get one from the nicest hotel in your city, or from massage envy
Just a few things that come to mind that most girls would enjoy!
I have been seeing this one escort weekly for 7 months. How much should I be spending for a birthday present . She is highend $550 an hour and I normally see her two hours at a time sometimes more.
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Great thanks you have been very helpful
No $550 hr hooker needs another luxury car, you should be thinking more along the lines of a condo. After all, you wouldn't want to come across as cheap, would you?
that despite 7 months and $30k of "high end" awesomeness worthy of birthday gifts he has two less than stellar reviews of lower priced ladies. I've smelled this before in the outskirts of the Tampa Bay Area, I believe it's called bullshit.
No $550 hooker needs another condo. You should be thinking more along the lines of a single family home or commercial property. At least 6000 sqft. Maybe a yacht and a private jet too. After all you wouldn't want to come across cheap would you?
The OP should send her to the moon, maybe two or three times.
... it will only cost him $550
can he still send her to the moon with a limping weenie? :P
3, 4, 5 hours date. Best present for her (cash and long date), and for you too. Then bring a simple thing as present if you want; a book that pertains to some conversation you've had?
...Should implies it's something you are obligated/expected to do. You are not obligated/expected to buy her a birthday present. She isn't your girlfriend, wife, or SO.
Now that's out of the way if you want to buy her something keep it simple. What her rate is doesn't matter. Get something she can use. Gift cards my be impersonal to some but it's something that allows her to get what she wants. She'll appreciate your thought and effort. Another idea, find out her favorite cake take a small one to a session have some fun with it.
Just don't think you should get her a gift. It's highly unlikely she would notice if you didn't. Unless of course you already told her you were going to.
Feel better telling a bunch of people you don't know and that don't know you that you can spend $31k in 7 months (or maybe more you big deal!) on an escort? Like you seriously need "advice" on a birthday present, holy fuckballs. Hope this post stroked your ego as much as you expected.
I plan on being salty for the remainder of the evening, then I'm back to ignoring this kind of shit tomorrow.
and find out what He has done For His Provider. Then Provide that to Her. You will Be in Like Flynn.
And, I know it's probably pointless to actually expect a change in behavior. But, I gotta ask.
Would you guys please stop preceding provider or escort or hooker... (or ....you get the idea) with "mine", "my", or any other variant possessive pronoun?
It's creepy
though that is almost exclusively ROGM's trademark I agree, it makes my skin crawl
And, I cringe every single time. But, he's not alone.
"A provider I see regularly........." Just one suggestion.
Whew. yep. That's better.
Just want to make sure we've got the ground rules straight 
Although, in full disclosure, I may not have your best interests in mind.
I see what you did there
I will stop being nice to you. It's "candy pants."
favorite. She can be the favorite to many or only me and I am not possessive. But I do understand, I do not own or condone owning another human. Have fun
and wrapped all of the following
a bag of pretzels (inside joke between us)
Scented candle, an aroma she liked
Red glossy lip stick (that's really for me)
$100 Victoria Secrets gift card
she asked for one more B-day gift before I left, a hug, her words not mine, "you give amazing hugs, when you hug me, I know I've been hugged"
OMG, this PUI is getting me all sentimental, someone please piss me off
a provider I've seen regularly, less creepy for you? She isn't mine or anyone else's, none of us own anyone.
Technology: new iphone, iPad, MacBook, "beats by dre" pill, iTunes gift card (if she likes movies and music)
Body products: soaps, lotions, candles, perfumes: L'occitane, Bath and Body Works, Molton Brown, The Body Shop (stores available in almost every mall)
If she likes to cook/entertain: Cookbooks, panini maker, new set of knives, nice glassware/wine glasses, gift cards, etc. (Pottery Barn, Williams and Sonoma, Baccarat)
If she has a dog: dog toys, treats, clothes, rhinestone dog leash, dog carrier, etc.
Lingerie: Victoria's Secret, la perla, agent provacateur
Massage gift certificate: Get one from the nicest hotel in your city, or from massage envy
Just a few things that come to mind that most girls would enjoy
But don't forget us crazy cat ladies! I could use a gallon drum of Purina Indoor Formula.
Body products: soaps, lotions, candles, perfumes: L'occitane, Bath and Body Works, Molton Brown, The Body Shop (stores available in almost every mall)
If she likes to cook/entertain: Cookbooks, panini maker, new set of knives, nice glassware/wine glasses, gift cards, etc. (Pottery Barn, Williams and Sonoma, Baccarat)
If she has a dog: dog toys, treats, clothes, rhinestone dog leash, dog carrier, etc.
Lingerie: Victoria's Secret, la perla, agent provacateur
Massage gift certificate: Get one from the nicest hotel in your city, or from massage envy
Just a few things that come to mind that most girls would enjoy!
At this stage, it's the thought that counts. Next year...different matter. Even Xmas, chance to outdo the birthday gift.
I think the 7th month is latex.
Just what all my bad girls need a spanking!!
Since this has already turned in to a dick size thread.
I'm a big dick, when it comes to giving B-day gifts, I don't ever.
Lucky lady!
So, you definitely owe her a present. (It's in the rule book, and that goes for Christmas too.)
So, does she have a website with a list of preferences? If so, get something from there.
If not, you must have some idea of what her likes are, but maybe not. I would suggest taking her to the mall and shop around with her. Try the shoe department, a lot of gals are crazy for shoes. When she finds a pair that she complements, get them for her. Hand bags are another item gals love.
As far as the price point, that would depend on the size of your piggy bank, but since you are indulging weekly, I suspect you are well heeled, so expect to pay in the $200 range.
I get presents for a number of gals I've known long time. Mostly I like to get them jewelry in the $100-200 range.
I hope this helps.
(By the way, I strongly suspect she's trying to figure out what to get you for your birthday. Help her out with a few hints, or else your going to get a tie or hat you don't care much for.)