...to catch in their attempts at personal cleanliness?  Is there something men don't "get" where women are concerned?

Jesus,

This keeps coming up and up and up. WE should have workshops on hygiene 101. Seriously, I would love to hear from some of our more experienced hobbyists and providers any tips on keeping the rear area from being offensive? Obviously some of us don't know how to clean our asses...

Oh, God!! I feel for you, I really do.  To be quite frank, I have learned a great deal about my persomal Hygiene since talking and listening to the ladies here.  Honestly though, guys take a hint, the gals are way ahead of us on this, they give us so much, lets at least be sensitive to their needs.  Thanks to all you wonderful ladies!

time to eliminate any residual stink.

Then use a blow dryer down below to completely dry yourself because moisture breeds bacteria which causes odor in a remarkably short amount of time.

Keep your arse clean and your partner will be begging to give you Asian.

"You See Air Ay gladuate"

Hows about a little soap and water on that crap trap.

I agree with what has been said and I make extra sure that I am washed, rinsed, and fresh .... but I must say that I believe ladies also need to listen and take their own advice to heart .... many reak of smoke their clothes, breath, and if wanting to french kiss it's like using your tongue to clean an ashtray... showering in perfume to mask the sweat of their last hobby, and as for doing it doggie style nothing could be finer then to look down and see a zit the size of texas glaring back up at you off her creamy ass ..or maybe they have decided not to shave for a while and DATY is like licking a brillo pad .... I think all of us provider and hobby need to be sensitive to ones needs.....

Good advice,I also like to finish it off with a little body powder.Don't forget to get those feet clean too.The only thing worse than a smelly ass is stinky feet.

More clients should want to take a shower when he first gets to a girl's incall. Or as soon as sh gets to your place. Have her join you, or at least help wash your back. This is a fun and frisky foreplay method, and will make the main event even better. I know girls that are too embarrased to ask a client to take a shower, even though they could use two of them. And that is the #1 complaint I have ever had from any of the girls I have ever worked with. Not he was mean, or he didn't please me, or he wasn't attractive. None of that is ever brought up.....but I hear "He smelled" almost 2 a week.

And the second complaint would be "He had horrible breath". I remember an America's Funniest Home Video Winner where a little boy was sitting on Santa's lap. He turns to Santa and says "You have bad breath." Later, when Bob Saget asks the boy what prompted him to say that, he responded "It smelled like someone crawled in there and died!"

Gentlemen- go invest in a travel bottle of minty Listerine. Bring it with you and rinse as soon as you get there. Your chances of DFK will go up exponentially!

Then take a shower and have your provider help you get sudsed. Even if you think you don't need it....just for the fun.

My favorite provider always answers the door in her bathrobe (and nothing else), always freshly showered, no perfume, no scent, no makeup, no lipstick, just squeaky-clean, incredibly sexy her.

I do believe I owe her the same....