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There are some of those pathetic WK's who are pissed...
89Springer 3922 reads
posted
1 / 98
Please don't "rock my world"

There are certain words and phrases that come into popular use, and eventually they're so annoyingly ubiquitous that they drive me insane.  

In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".

In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world".  I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?  

Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?

Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.

AliquippaJones 12 Reviews 1973 reads
posted
2 / 98
"The stars aligned", "treat her well"

It is what it is.

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 1621 reads
posted
3 / 98
For my part, I usually say - "I enjoyed her company"...... -e-


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JackDunphy 1858 reads
posted
4 / 98
I think I'll pass on "burn your dick." lol

I certainly don't think THAT would be good for biz. lol

The first person I thought of when I read your post was London. She used that expression all the time.  

In fact, when I contacted her to see her, she used that expression as evidence to suggest I would have a great time with her.

To me, imo, "rock your world" implies a PSE type session. I don't see a lot of GND types using it. lol

But that's just an impression, as I would check out the reviews and pm's to see if PSE was really coming my way.

GaGambler 1597 reads
posted
5 / 98
"Fucked my brains out" comes to mind

or at least what little mind I have left after having had my brains fucked out. lol

JohnyComeAlready 1565 reads
posted
6 / 98
It is what it is.

Is it - it, or is it, is

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1421 reads
posted
7 / 98
You hit that mother right on the head!!!

Although some of the expressions you citied as examples might, IMO, warrant a continued usage (shovel ready, for instance), I get tired of hearing them used over and over.

And "rock your world" is probably near the top of my list, too. Somewhere between "well educated" and "roses."

Maybe if she offered to "help you get your ashes hauled," or give me "a piece of the action" it would eventually be just as irritating, but for awhile at least, a pleasant change.

Wracking my brain, it's not easy to come up with any new expression because they usually come into being, I think, by referencing a film or some media event.

Maybe "make your day" would be simple and direct.
Or she might ask if she can "pet my puppy," and since I don't consider my puppy to be an assist dog, I'd have no qualms in allowing her that pleasure.
If she'd like to "save a horse," that's a cause I'm up for.
I hope she doesn't ask to "blow my mind" anymore. Too much of that in my youth.

References to lollipops, milkshakes, good humor bars, jelly rolls, tootsie rolls, hot fudge sundaes, rice cakes, hot dogs, and the like always wet my whistle, whereas peanut butter sandwiches, celery sticks, catfish, lamb chop, and the like tend to put me off my feed. Matter of taste. Six of one.

I like being invited to "loosen your tie," and, of course, "make yourself comfortable" during the prelude. Some expressions like these don't irk me, so we can take heart in the possibility.

I think if a woman stopped promising me the best blowjob I ever had and instead offered me the best blowjob she'd ever given I'd take notice. Or if she challenged me with, "Come see me tonight and make me glad I chose you!" I'm sure I'd be there with bells on.

But, couldn't agree more with you that too many an idiom floats like a bee and stings like a butterfly, and a stitch in time is a penny saved, so in this campaign to liven up the parlance, I'm all in. Of course, the longest journey always begins with a pebble in your shoe.


-- Modified on 8/15/2014 11:35:37 AM

mrfisher 111 Reviews 1781 reads
posted
8 / 98
It depends on what your definition of "is" is. eom


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mrfisher 111 Reviews 1762 reads
posted
9 / 98
How about: "She was dick-licious!" I should have been an ad man. eom


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Dr Who revived 1693 reads
posted
10 / 98
She said she should pay me LOL

You're too big...I'll need to just do a HJ

Can you stop and get me a Monster on your way...the drink of course

You're the only one I do this with  (my personal favorite  LOL)

Is it in?

Are you done?

I don't have any where to go...want to buy me lunch (another personal favorite of mine)

I have a class tomorrow to finish my Masters degree

Of course I've been to Dubai...who hasn't?

I'm sorry....the dog ate your screening information.  But I trust you.

I heard that you have a baby's arm....I won't post that you don't

OMG...you are the best at DATY

I've come 5 times already from your DATY and it's only been 5 minutes...now your turn (please)

Of course I'd love to see you again...you are special

We are friends...for life  (at least till your money lasts)

Yes...but don't tell your friends that I do that

I'll make it up to you...promise

It's only a small loan

I don't expect a 10/10...but....

I ran out of condoms...is that OK?

 
Posted By: 89Springer
There are certain words and phrases that come into popular use, and eventually they're so annoyingly ubiquitous that they drive me insane.  
   
 In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".  
   
 In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world".  I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?  
   
 Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?  
   
 Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.

Tabu See my TER Reviews 1746 reads
posted
11 / 98
Corporate-speak gets a delicious spearing by Weird Al's latest

song parody...

Check it out and laugh.
Posted By: 89Springer
There are certain words and phrases that come into popular use, and eventually they're so annoyingly ubiquitous that they drive me insane.  
   
 In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".  
   
 In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world".  I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?  
   
 Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?  
   
 Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.
Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_UG60dD4

SensualShai See my TER Reviews 1519 reads
posted
12 / 98
If she burned your dick...

I would not recommend her lol!

russbbj 89 Reviews 1534 reads
posted
13 / 98
I am one of the guilty parties

What it means to me, is when a woman fucks and sucks me silly. I've had providers who've made me cum, and then  I've had providers who've rocked my world. I guess the best way to describe "rock my world", from my perspective, is when she's so engaged in the session that I can sense and feel her passion and she is determined to make me feel good, as opposed to going through the motions.

I don't think I will stop using "rock my world", sorry it doesn't appeal to you, but I'm sure if you reading a post from me containing "rock my world" is the worst thing that happens to you on any given day, then that will be a good day for you

GaGambler 1787 reads
posted
14 / 98
I too am one of the guilty parties, and guess what?

I don't think I am going to stop using the term either. lol

but Springer, I will make you a deal. If you can get ALL of the reviewers to stop using "treat her right" or "we made out like teenagers" I will consider dropping the "she rocked my world", deal? lol

russbbj 89 Reviews 1658 reads
posted
15 / 98
+1

I mean really, "treat her right", of course I'm going to treat her right, as I treat anyone else.

Blowing Chunks 1647 reads
posted
16 / 98
I think it's better to write in the review that she's a pretty laydee... And

And that I picked her up off the floor and that I was too shy to ask for CG. I can also write in the review that I feel guilty for seeing escorts since there's this civie girl that I'm not even dating yet. Now THAT'S an original review.  Roflmao

89Springer 2148 reads
posted
17 / 98
Re: +1

I know you use that phrase a lot, Russ, and I gave it some thought before posting. I figured you'd be good natured about it.

As for "treat her right", I have no idea what that means. Do some guys beat the providers at the end of the session?

GaGambler 2098 reads
posted
18 / 98
Yes, the "treat her right" implies that without this admonsihment, we would be beating her.

I find  it akin to the white knighting suckups who make OP's telling other hobbyists how to treat the ladies that they see. I know it makes them feel good to puff their little chests out and lecture the rest of us, but do they REALLY think they are doing anybody any good?

oh as for beating your provider at the end of the session, most ladies charge extra for this, and be sure you have a safe word, but I will bet you that some of them will reduce their rate if they got to beat some of the dumbasses we see here on a daily basis.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 1327 reads
posted
19 / 98
Dick burn is NOT a good thing...

My ex got it once, I heard an OUCH when he turned on the shower water. He had no idea what was wrong, bless his heart. I had to break it to him. No sex til it healed, lol!

Steph

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 1726 reads
posted
20 / 98
I am sometimes tempted to say "treat her right" - but that is for the benefit of the guys who read

my review.....

I occasionally meet providers who need to be approached with a relaxed and easy attitude in order to get the most benefit from the appointment....    

however I have managed to avoid using this cliché and instead spill it out in the review...

Dr Who revived 1884 reads
posted
21 / 98
There are some of those pathetic WK's who are pissed...

Seeming from finding out that their ATF is doing shit with other dudes that presumably they were too afraid to ask for.  Or perhaps repulsed that they are doing shit that they (as in the WK contingent) find abhorrent.

Guess some of these lost souls don't realize that the gals are open to much more than just a MISH session with another boring vanilla dude.

Some of "us" don't pay extra either  LOL
Posted By: GaGambler
I find  it akin to the white knighting suckups who make OP's telling other hobbyists how to treat the ladies that they see. I know it makes them feel good to puff their little chests out and lecture the rest of us, but do they REALLY think they are doing anybody any good?

oh as for beating your provider at the end of the session, most ladies charge extra for this, and be sure you have a safe word, but I will bet you that some of them will reduce their rate if they got to beat some of the dumbasses we see here on a daily basis.

Dr Who revived 1701 reads
posted
22 / 98
I call bullshit on that

Posting that pathetic self-serving slogan (treat her right) is for the narcissist in the poster.  Nothing more than that.

If you (or any poster) feels that they need to tell someone how to approach a gal is asinine.  If that is your approach...great.  But to honestly portray that it's for some "readers" benefit is absurd.
Posted By: MarkusKetterman
my review.....  
   
 I occasionally meet providers who need to be approached with a relaxed and easy attitude in order to get the most benefit from the appointment....    
   
 however I have managed to avoid using this cliché and instead spill it out in the review...

wayward50133 See my TER Reviews 1559 reads
posted
23 / 98
Can't it be as simple as

"Hey we had a great time together"...and leave it at that. Why you guys always have to add fluff to your peanut butter sandwiches is beyond me.

Posted By: 89Springer
There are certain words and phrases that come into popular use, and eventually they're so annoyingly ubiquitous that they drive me insane.  
   
 In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".  
   
 In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world".  I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?  
   
 Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?  
   
 Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.

GaGambler 1506 reads
posted
24 / 98
Hey, not ALL of those vanilla dudes are really vanilla

I know of at least one who is chocolate, well I guess there is such a thing as "vanilla chocolate" right?

Dr Who revived 2238 reads
posted
25 / 98
Why do "they" need to say "we"?

How the hell do "they" know if a gal had a great time?

Seems like it's just a projection of the paid encounter and the dude got his nuts off....so "they" figure that some gal had a great time as well.

But "they" do treat her right  ;)
Posted By: Taylor Steele
"Hey we had a great time together"...and leave it at that. Why you guys always have to add fluff to your peanut butter sandwiches is beyond me.  
   
Posted By: 89Springer
There are certain words and phrases that come into popular use, and eventually they're so annoyingly ubiquitous that they drive me insane.    
     
  In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".  
     
  In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world".  I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?    
     
  Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?  
     
  Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.

case321 31 Reviews 1510 reads
posted
26 / 98
Maybe coin new phrases?

"She fucks like a bow backed monkey" that ones always been popular at work.  

One of my favorites for describing a girl next door type is "she was as cute as a speckled puppy"

How about "suck the marrow out of you're backbone" for a gal who excels at the oral arts.  

 
Yeah I agree with ya rock you're world is over used. A simple "I'm gonna fuck the hell out of you" is all I need to here, no need to play catch phrase lol!!

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 1685 reads
posted
27 / 98
Well, you forgot the biggest word abused in politics

“THE AMERICAN PEOPLE”  in every other sentence. I feel like slapping the shit of everyone saying it.

89Springer 1677 reads
posted
28 / 98
Re: Yes, the "treat her right" implies that without this admonsihment, we would be beating her.

It's a little hard to take a "treat her right" guy seriously after reading his review in which he talks about cumming on her face, her licking his asshole, him spanking her while trying to pound a hole in her womb, and making her yell "fuck me like a slut".

What's left?

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 1709 reads
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29 / 98
+1!!! eom


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JohnyComeAlready 1686 reads
posted
30 / 98
In that case what is she there for?

Have you ever read an advertisement before?

Arovet 62 Reviews 1367 reads
posted
31 / 98
And stop "making out like teenagers"

Make out like an adult for Christ's sake.  And "bullshit bullshit like a long lost lover" needs to go, too, before I get fuckin' diabetes reading this stuff.

inicky46 61 Reviews 1759 reads
posted
32 / 98
Sorry, I haven't read the prior posts but missed seeing one of my least favorite lines.

"We fell into each others' arms like long-lost lovers."
I do hate "treat her right" and "run, don't walk" nearly as much

JackDunphy 1608 reads
posted
33 / 98
Shit, if you took those two things out...

wtf would macdaddy put in his reviews? :D

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 1773 reads
posted
34 / 98
She set my dick on fire! Then put the fire out with her who ha?

How's that??
I'll use it later..

Posted By: 89Springer
There are certain words and phrases that come into popular use, and eventually they're so annoyingly ubiquitous that they drive me insane.  
   
 In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".  
   
 In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world".  I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?  
   
 Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?  
   
 Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.
-- Modified on 8/15/2014 6:29:42 PM

Jinx_The_Cat 33 Reviews 1669 reads
posted
35 / 98
I think there's quite a bit of plagiarism going on.

Sometimes when reading a review, I swear I've read the exact same phrasing before.  Obviously some guys just cut and paste from other reviews.   The tired old phrases mentioned by many hear just don't die with that practice.

JackDunphy 1453 reads
posted
36 / 98
And SOME of us actually pay LESS. ;)...e


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Dr Who revived 1541 reads
posted
37 / 98
I know the answers

First he would discuss what's happening on the RO boards...

And then needs a nap and a change of diapers.

Of course that becomes a 10/10.
Posted By: JackDunphy
wtf would macdaddy put in his reviews? :D

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1649 reads
posted
38 / 98
Nothing makes me cringe quite like "lost the first cup."

Or whatever "cup," that is just so gross sounding to me. "Pop" annoys me too, but I'll take it over the former any day.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1719 reads
posted
39 / 98
Re: Hey, not ALL of those vanilla dudes are really vanilla

Posted By: GaGambler
I know of at least one who is chocolate, well I guess there is such a thing as "vanilla chocolate" right?
Related Link: I couldn't resist

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 1602 reads
posted
40 / 98
given that you don't even bother to contribute reviews, your opinion.....

carries zero weight with me....     I will let *reasonable* people decide on the merits whether to take into account anything I report in a review, or not, as they see fit....

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 1754 reads
posted
41 / 98
Those are truly odd expressions....

I admit that my facility with English is perhaps limited but I've never heard similar other than in some reviews...   the "lost.... cup" bit is really bizarre -  the "pop" just sounds childish....

JackDunphy 1648 reads
posted
42 / 98
Would you prefer "jizz explosion"? lol

I think you're softer than I thought. Not that thats a bad thing. lol

Dr Who revived 1842 reads
posted
43 / 98
That's the crux of your pathetic retort?

I actually expected something well thought out...and not just the typical "fuck off" reply.

Frankly I have had my reviews deleted fairly recently.  Prior to that point I think I had written about 40-50 (through 2011) or so...but then I stopped writing them a few years back as well.    

We could ask a few of your reviewed gals about you?  Frankly I have...and your online bullshit is matched with your IRL bullshit.  But you did pay them...so they went along nodding appreciatively to your narcissism.  And that "baby's arm"...not so much  ;)

Since I could care less if a poster is male or female...reviewed or reviewer...I base my replies on the merits of what one posts.

Your over the top nonsense is comical.  And for the most part amusing.  But it's as one other poster commented recently regarding you...."a creative relationship with the truth".  But since you don't sell your fiction...it's simply fodder for the nice folks on TER.

Why not tell the folks here another of your tall tales?  Maybe some are indeed *reasonable* and will continue to be entertained.  Please make sure to tip your server.  I know a man of your means can easily afford it  LOL
Posted By: MarkusKetterman
carries zero weight with me....     I will let *reasonable* people decide on the merits whether to take into account anything I report in a review, or not, as they see fit....

Duplicitouslust 24 Reviews 1898 reads
posted
44 / 98
The New York Times Version of a catch all phrase

Dear Springer:
For all of your sesquipedalian friend you could say " I was in the hedonistic throes of passion" when you are describing the rising action of an erotic story.

Posted By: 89Springer
There are certain words and phrases that come into popular use, and eventually they're so annoyingly ubiquitous that they drive me insane.  
   
 In business, there's been "at the end of the day", "core competency", "paradigm shift", and so on. In politics there's "throw so-and-so under the bus", "teachable moment", "gravitas", "going forward", "shovel ready", and, my favorite, "fair".  
   
 In P4P, the leader by three full lengths is "rock my world".  I have no idea what that really means. How much of my world is going to get "rocked"? Will I get a concussion? Will my house collapse? Will North American remain a continent?  
   
 Can we try something different? How about "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick" or something?  
   
 Surely there's someone here with the core competency and gravitas to coin a phrase that, going forward, will be recognized as a paradigm shift in shovel ready P4P vernacular. At the end of the day, we don't need to throw anyone under a bus, and it will be a teachable moment for all. Best of all, it will be fair.

hotplants 1446 reads
posted
45 / 98
Not to mention a wild exaggeration....

No need to go with losing a thimble....or spilling a TBL spoon. There are fantasies to be maintained.  

But, a "cup"....really?...lol...

Not on my 1500 TC Egyptian cotton sheets.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1599 reads
posted
46 / 98
Yeah really. Even Peter North isn't shooting a cup on his best day. -e-

Posted By: hotplants
No need to go with losing a thimble....or spilling a TBL spoon. There are fantasies to be maintained.  
   
 But, a "cup"....really?...lol...  
   
 Not on my 1500 TC Egyptian cotton sheets.

JohnyComeAlready 1848 reads
posted
47 / 98
Plagiarism?

Got your girl saying I want to do foo-foo

Got your girl at my front door in a tutu

Yeah, she got that million dollar mouth, ooh, ooh

Spenz and dyeing on a beast, say ooh, ooh

 

Sounds like a review written in revers

GhostWriteroftheDamned 2101 reads
posted
48 / 98
Re: Can't it be as simple as

Posted By: Taylor Steele
"Hey we had a great time together"...and leave it at that. Why you guys always have to add fluff to your peanut butter sandwiches is beyond me.[end quote]  

  If we did not include the gratuitous "fluff" our reviews would not be approved or published. TER demands the very acronyms and "graphic details" so many providers find loathsome. In addition TER is somewhat less than flexible in regards to format, style or creative license which further hobbles the author. If we didn't use or invent these many euphemisms you'd have over a million, bland, boiler-plate reviews redundantly saying "Hey we had a great time together".  
   
 

-- Modified on 8/15/2014 5:02:37 PM

39Steps 20 Reviews 1708 reads
posted
49 / 98
Re: Yeah really. Even Peter North isn't shooting a cup on his best day. -e-

Then again, we could try to coin a new phrase for it with a bit more panache. How about "quenched my fire", or "landed the zeppelin"? Other alternatives: "Let the dog out", "Opened the champagne", or the slightly more colorful, "Took Mrs. Hastings' pony for a walk."

Just some thoughts.

JackDunphy 1784 reads
posted
50 / 98
You must be mistaken.

The RO is super duper air tight. NOTHING escapes the manginas and gets back to the 10/10 crowd from that board. I know that's a fact b/c many manginas say so.

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 1838 reads
posted
51 / 98
Since everything you post is a dimwitted attempt to bait people.....

Ie  *trolling* -  then - yes -  that is all the reply you deserve.   From now on I will simply ignore.   You are not worth the time.

JackDunphy 1792 reads
posted
52 / 98
"Everything" he posts? Haven't we been just thru this with the dopey hookers on the NB???

And here I have been thinking you are smarter than them. Guess not.

Oh sure, SOME of his posts are to bait people but I haven't seen any "dimwitted" posts from him yet, but I have only read about 1,000 of his posts so what do I know?

And just click on the "ignore user" button and that will solve your problem. That button is a big hit with the softer johns and some of the hookers here so I am sure you will enjoy it immensely.

Dr Who revived 1283 reads
posted
53 / 98
Does that mean you've run out of stories?

A man like you?

So I guess your 100+ reviews make your bullshit more believable than those with none...or only a few.

Still would love to have you explain this to the class.

You didn't seem to be short on stories with some of the gals you reviewed.  They found them amusing.

 
Posted By: MarkusKetterman
Ie  *trolling* -  then - yes -  that is all the reply you deserve.   From now on I will simply ignore.   You are not worth the time.

inicky46 61 Reviews 1663 reads
posted
54 / 98
Another definition of "fire dick." You don't want it.


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Related Link: Fire Dick

inicky46 61 Reviews 1378 reads
posted
55 / 98
I know someone who says,

But he doesn't review here any more.

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hotplants 1280 reads
posted
56 / 98
Mangina. Seriously. Annoying as fuck.

As if the insanely obnoxious and ubiquitous  “who moved my cheese, six sigma, synergistic, bottom line, be a team-payer corporate koolaid is not bad enough, there is insidious group-think running amuck right here on this fuck-board.  

All of that blustery “manliness” from guys calling other guys mangina's is annoying as hell. 1980 called and want's its cliche’ back.  

 
(I figure I’ll get some shit for this one. So, treat me right guys….lol

inicky46 61 Reviews 1671 reads
posted
57 / 98
Well, no. The "M word" can be used in different ways.

It can be pejorative, when used regarding someone like Tidwit.
Or it can be used with respect, when used regarding someone like scoed.
And the two could not be more different.
Hint: scoed is a mangina on steroids.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1453 reads
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58 / 98
Honestly? Yes.

I'm just not a big fan of euphemisms.  

Posted By: JackDunphy
I think you're softer than I thought. Not that thats a bad thing. lol

Arovet 62 Reviews 1586 reads
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59 / 98
I think I used "cup" once...

and speaking of cringing, I cringe when I go back and read my first few reviews...ugh.

GaGambler 1904 reads
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60 / 98
OK, if you insist, the term mangina is now OUT

and is now replaced by the much more descriptive "HeCunt"

I agree, mangina is so 1980's whereas HeCunt is so 2014. rofl

hotplants 1459 reads
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61 / 98
fair enough. I'm all for change. {e}


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MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 1670 reads
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62 / 98
Noooooo!!!!

HeCunt reaks!

:-(

Steph

GaGambler 1693 reads
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63 / 98
A little vinegar and water should kill the odor. lol eom


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MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 1535 reads
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64 / 98
What about "she took it like a champ"?

That one bugs the shit out of me.

Steph ;-)

Arovet 62 Reviews 2139 reads
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65 / 98
Such temerity)

This is a man who:

1) Runs 10k in under 40 minutes after "decades" of hobbying and 35 years in the Navy (that's 6 consecutive sub 6.5 minute miles for a minimum 60 year old for those who don't want to do that math...yep, guys like that pass me on the track every day);

2) Has an "administrative assistant" sex toy (not just an "assistant," that might make him a plumber and we have to know he's a professional don't we?) and a girlfriend who both bend to his will and every whim;

3) Has no concern about fees and has many fine bespoke European suits (cause, you know, he's so wealthy), yet has never gone over three bones in any review as far as I could stomach going back);

4) Speaks 4 languages (bullshit being the primary);

5) Is a yoga fueled Jedi sex master;

6) Benches twice his weight (never met anyone over the age of 22 who knew or gave a shit what he could bench but whatever);

7) and only sees escorts for the thrill and variety...he certainly doesn't NEED them.

Probably leaving out a bunch of shit, maybe someone else can fill in the bullshit blanks.  Such a shame, too; without e narcissism not a half bad poster.

-- Modified on 8/15/2014 11:41:12 PM

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 1476 reads
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66 / 98
I was wondering if you'd catch that one!

Nothing gets past you, does it?

Steph xoxo

scoed 8 Reviews 1804 reads
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67 / 98
Please don't take my title away.

I worked hard for my title of "king of manginas". Actually I am honored to be called a mangina. Really all it means is I like womenfolk for more than fucking, I am in touch with my emotions, don't always follow the bros before hoes nonsense, and don't feel the need to be all macho. I like the title.

GaGambler 1613 reads
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68 / 98
Besides, "King of the manginas" sounds a hell of a lot better

than, "King of the HeCunts" lol

Ivysparks See my TER Reviews 1657 reads
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69 / 98
Hahahah

I like "a toe curling good time"  ;)

hotplants 1840 reads
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70 / 98
Your mangina title is safe Scoed. {e}


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JohnyComeAlready 1863 reads
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71 / 98
You know what?


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Blowing Chunks 1555 reads
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72 / 98
TSTTT. Work on your sense of humor a bit more buddy, then I'll think about laughing. eom


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BigPapasan 3 Reviews 1703 reads
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73 / 98
+1 on Baron Munchausen, er, Markus Ketterman. (eom)


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Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 1773 reads
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74 / 98
Rock my world...

Just an expression, really, to denote that your play session went well.  You came hard at least once, and you rocked her world if she did too.  It's only used in reviews and online here, so what's the big deal?

Same with the business expressions.  I use several in writing and conversations from time to time, so  again...??

As for "drain your swamp" or "burn your dick", those seem to be negative expressions.  Most of us want to think of the hobby in positive terms, and those expressions don't fit.  

Thanks,

CD

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 1927 reads
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75 / 98
Re: She said she should pay me LOL

I've heard some of these several times ... there has to be a hooker school.

Now you know my real name ...

I consider you a friend ...

I've gained a little weight. Is that ok?...

You're my favorite client ...

I don't have a boyfriend ....

I like older guys ....

I'm going to be about 5 minutes late ....

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 1450 reads
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76 / 98
Re: What about "she took it like a champ"?

Aww come on Steph,

What else are they going to say after "I pounded her with my Magnum XXXL wrapped Johnson spilling cups 11 and 12 in the "bag" and ...? LOL

Olderguy 37 Reviews 1786 reads
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77 / 98
Re: Can't it be as simple as

Agreed, but TER insists on fluff titillating detail in reviews that they claim are simply fictional stories to begin with.  Of course some might argue that providers whose ads say they like "Men who keep it real here" and to dislike "Men who don't" aren't exactly setting the credibility bar very high in a very unreal sport.

wayward50133 See my TER Reviews 1562 reads
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78 / 98
LOL...it can be

if TER would change their ways. although I think we know they won't ;)

As far as my profile and what it states, if you actually took it seriously, well then lol..........I'm simply poking a lil fun and adding a lil humor in this world. I understand not many get that as most take EVERYTHING here as GOD'S WORD and his preaching or it's the highway LOL (tis funny to me) but sorry, I'm not the religious type. I'm a spiritual being who likes doing things her own way. I'm not a big follower ya see. Good luck to you and the masses. You are not alone by a longshot, especially here.
Posted By: Olderguy
Agreed, but TER insists on fluff titillating detail in reviews that they claim are simply fictional stories to begin with.  Of course some might argue that providers whose ads say they like "Men who keep it real here" and to dislike "Men who don't" aren't exactly setting the credibility bar very high in a very unreal sport.
-- Modified on 8/16/2014 8:45:43 AM

IsorokuYamamoto 1472 reads
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79 / 98
Re: What about "she took it like a champ"?

But I thought that wasn't on your menu? So what does it matter? Just asking.  

Posted By: MatureGFE
That one bugs the shit out of me.

Steph ;-)

89Springer 1675 reads
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80 / 98
There are 1,025,109 words in the English language

My point is that we can surely have at least a few more used to describe a great session than just "rock" and "world".

As for "drain your swamp" and "burn your dick", those were in jest.

hbyist+truth=;( 1729 reads
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81 / 98
Well done Spring!

Yeah some of those terms are just plain annoying and some actually illicit visions of a not so good time.

hbyist+truth=;( 1167 reads
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82 / 98
I always laugh at "load".

If a teaspoon to a tablespoon(for the more hydrated) is a load, then I am super, super human as I can carry a shit ton of anything that weighs a tablespoon.

hbyist+truth=;( 1677 reads
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83 / 98
Why the need for these huge words?

Why not a dick dribble, or a dick drop or a penis portion. I mean explosion??? A bit dramatic for a some come that seeps out of a urethra. Some guys get some air but explosion??????

hbyist+truth=;( 1710 reads
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84 / 98
That reference comes from boxing I think

So now we see that a hooker can take a good beating and still stand? I know it is not meant like that but sheesh, still sounds like nothing sexy to me.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 1257 reads
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85 / 98
That's exactly what I thought as well...

I almost posted a boxing pic but decided not to!

Steph xoxo

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 1640 reads
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86 / 98
I bugs me when I read it in other reviews.

News flash many women check on the language used in a potential client's reviews when making a decision to see him.

Steph

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 1677 reads
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87 / 98
truth - "load" is an odd one as well -

"lost my load" "unloaded" -   well it does *feel* that way sometimes but it is a juvenile descriptor....

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 1890 reads
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88 / 98
On consideration your point does have good merit....

while your presentation is annoying,  I quite agree with you about the "Treat her right" thing -  and in all fairness I thought I should say so....

and on reflection I further agree that it is neither my responsibility nor my purview to share anything I may have learned from my time with an provider in a review -   it is for each to take their own approach and make their own discoveries - or not - as they see fit....  

you caught me at a bad moment else I would have simply said so in the first place and shrugged off your attitude  -   there is no reason in the world why the latter should be relevant to me....

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 1573 reads
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89 / 98
Re: I bugs me when I read it in other reviews.

OK, OK,  I use "bad" words some times, but sometimes "fuck" is the best
choice. Bone, hide the salami, and nail all seem juvenile and this is a "adult" board.  

Posted By: MatureGFE
News flash many women check on the language used in a potential client's reviews when making a decision to see him.

Steph

inicky46 61 Reviews 1652 reads
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90 / 98
The Urban Dictionary is your friend.


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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 1741 reads
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91 / 98
Shame. Shame. You forgot the mention his several year long stint working at the Pentagon!

As I stated in a previous post, Markusketterman, like many frequent TER posters, has a "creative" relationship with the truth!

Related Link: Six years after this doozy of a first post, he is still going strong...

Arovet 62 Reviews 1749 reads
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92 / 98
OMG that's hilarious!

From "do you think any US ladies will like me" to schooling us all in the finer points of p4p in a few short years...the Horatio Alger of hobbying, I say!

JohnyComeAlready 1317 reads
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93 / 98
Are you saying...

Markus posts on TER while in session with the provider?

 
Just because the lady may disregard the clock, the rest of the galaxy does no such thing.

Arovet 62 Reviews 1336 reads
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94 / 98
As usual...

you missed the point, and the joke.  Seriously, it's like you're 12...or maybe it's that you're 12.

Arovet 62 Reviews 1606 reads
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95 / 98
Well it's probably against TER rules but here's my favorite selfie...


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JohnyComeAlready 1791 reads
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96 / 98
You got it!

I didn't get the joke... so I made a joke

HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 1568 reads
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97 / 98
You're just saying that because YOU don't have a $250,000 Euro racing car or a $1,000,000 sailboat

A pauper like you probably doesn't even have one measily EXECUTIVE JET.

Related Link: What's that expression again? Speak loudly, and carry a limp stick?

Arovet 62 Reviews 1462 reads
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98 / 98
Guess I should have done a search...

Thought I was riffing on a run of the mill douchebag, turns out I had the king of them!

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