Weird experience a couple days ago.

That sucks. Could have told you before you went

Get any ideas about going to school now ! I like my ladies hot and sexy . Massage n no happy ending , like x mas with no presents , or easter with no bunny , or a bris without getting your Weiner cut , oh not that , that happened to nick.  Ummmm , a provider who doesn't have sex , oh not that either , that's London . Hey when u gonna visit me ? xoxo  

I need a little help through your messages, lolol.

I just got wood ! xoxo. Okay currently I'm east of the Mississippi and north of the liberty bell ?

Sorry to hear that. Something or someone must have scared her off. Maybe the neighborhood got wise to what she was doing and reported her to L.E. or the Apartment Manager.

was she prancing around in what amounts to lingerie outside?

But if that was the case, all she had to do was mention something discreetly in an email that HE was no longer available. Not col making you drive out to see her and then announce the change.

That was my next thought. If this was the case, she should have said she didn't want to see you anymore. There are plenty of other Providers to take her place.

If she is not, then you were not being given the old heave ho, if she still is, then check my first post.

Some ladies opt for a more devious but less ego jarring method to fire a client.

If she was spooked, she would have met me in sweats, not lingerie. Believe me, she wasn't spooked.

I don't have any reason to think my behavior with her warranted being fired. A previous time we met, she has asked me to pick her up from where she was having lunch, so she's been comfortable enough with me to ride in my car. (Come to think, that time she was wearing bra and panties under a short coat, bare legs, and heels. Made for a very uncomfotable walk of shame from my car to her room, as I was fully aroused.)

That seems the most logical way to go but to get you over there and then announce that. If she had gone legit with no HE, her FBSM phone number should have been terminated, no ads on malls but ads in legit areas. Technically, you should not have been able to get hold of her if she was serious about going "professional". At least that's what I would do there was no ambiguity what so ever.

Not firing but then why didn't she just say her fees went up?

Ok, Ok. I need to get re-acquainted with it anyway... :P

Well that was a really crappy way to let you know she went legit. She comes out in all this sexy getup looking to entice you and get you all aroused, then lets you know she not going to give you the very thing you came for. That's bullcrap. She should have let you know this upfront. To quote this guy from The Dark Knight "a phone call would have sufficed !"

Well I really want to see how well u can navigate around until u reach the right spot ? And when u get an A+ , the next class is biology xoxo .  

Had some guy tell her she was to good to jerk guys off and they would pay the same for less. You know , like the guy who tells the provider to raise her rates ? Were her rates the same ?

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Ok, what gives? If you click on my post above, you get another provider's post in a whole new thread. Damn glitches again.

It makes NO sense.  If she's gone legit, then she needs to dress differently.  
I have received legit massages...  typically the masseuse would wear scrubs or medical looking attire & not show much cleavage per LMT rules.  And the charges are about half (in my area).

she should dress like a "legit" masseuse. WTF being outside in her bra and panties with other people looking at her and YOU?

Couldn't she have told you no more happy endings before you drove over to see her? Sounds kinda shady to me.

Hope you not only left but took your $$ with you.

not every fairy tale has a happy ending..

1. Another poster said "maybe she's off her meds." LOL! I said to her "You're really putting it out there, aren't you." But she made no response.
2. She probably didn't recognize me over the phone when I made the appointment. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on that one...
3. No money changed hands before I left. I usually pay her at the end, so I never reached for my wallet before she told me the new deal.

Her new ad has all the right words about "therapeutic massage" and its benefits, blah blah. But the accompanying pic (stolen of course) is of a young lady in red-bottom heels, blouse, and tiny tight shorts. Fully dressed, but seductively posed to highlight her legs.

No therapeutic masseuse dresses like that. She is seriously going to get herself into some serious issues if she tries to pull this off or have every guy walk out when she announces there is no HE.  

Backpage. In my town, BP is the only game in town, so to speak, so please everyone keep your anti-Backpage comments to yourself.