: TER General Board Discussion : The wall paper pattern is distracting EOM

ThePeopleRule 1483 reads

posted 11 years ago

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Tips:

1) Use a camera with high resolution so that your images will be sharp;

2) Have sufficient lighting so that we can tell you actually are female; and,

3) Compose your photo well, which means get the extraneous crap out of your photos. If you have crap in your photos many guys will conclude that your play room will also be crappy.

QUIZ:

For which of the above reasons does the below image receive a failing grade?

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mrfisher 115 Reviews 273 reads

posted 11 years ago

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The chain on her necklace is way too long. eom

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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 409 reads

posted 11 years ago

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Did you say "crap in your photos?"

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jelloman42 10 Reviews 328 reads

posted 11 years ago

4 / 24

But she's an artist...

...she wanted to show off her latest creation...

expertiamator 303 reads

posted 11 years ago

5 / 24

she is a double amputee? =e=

Posted By: ThePeopleRule

Tips:

1) Use a camera with high resolution so that your images will be sharp;

2) Have sufficient lighting so that we can tell you actually are female; and,

3) Compose your photo well, which means get the extraneous crap out of your photos. If you have crap in your photos many guys will conclude that your play room will also be crappy.

QUIZ:

For which of the above reasons does the below image receive a failing grade?

-- Modified on 1/1/2016 5:26:12 PM

ValuedCustomer 273 reads

posted 11 years ago

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The wall paper pattern is distracting EOM

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Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 324 reads

posted 11 years ago

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I never seen sex workers selfies with toilet paper whole time I have been in business.

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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 343 reads

posted 11 years ago

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The TP ...

She hasn't wiped yet? Is she even an escort?

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 312 reads

posted 11 years ago

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if she's a provider, kinda off putting

however my perverted sense of humor likes it.

one thing she's doing that most selfie takers don't is looking straight into the lens (actually this doesn't look like a selfie... i dont' see the camera/phone... i think someone else took this, thus negating all your previous discussions).

most selfie takers look at their phones, getting the frame right. but the resulting picture is one of a self-obsessed millennial staring at her phone.

a smart selfie taker lines the picture up in the frame, then looks in the mirror directly at the lends on the back of the phone. the resulting picture shows a beautiful woman staring at the observer of the picture, rather than at her own phone.

it's not easy, but it's important.

my advice: don't shove that $300 an hour up your nose, and f'ing spring for professioanal pictures, ladies. ]

just sayin'... it takes money to make money...

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 257 reads

posted 10 years ago

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It's a subliminal message - you can fist her like she's fisting the TP. (E)

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escalade1964 65 Reviews 234 reads

posted 10 years ago

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I can not make out the color of her eyes(eom)

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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 284 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Re: if she's a provider, kinda off putting

Dunno she's got that spinner look although she's about 10 years past the prime age for providers IMO So she'd have to advertise as a MILF Spinner (again IMO) Now, I'll just wait until the over 35 crowd starts PMing me to tell me how my opinion is wrong.

ponyman49 15 Reviews 250 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Re: Did you say "crap in your photos?"

It appears to be a floater so maybe the photo is for evidence or an alibi.

escalade1964 65 Reviews 263 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Re: The chain on her necklace is way too long. eom

also, clearly showing she is low volume by advertising a near full roll of toilet paper.
A marketing genius I would say!

mrfisher 115 Reviews 232 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Agreed, I often opt to see gals who give out such freebies. eom

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2236707 3 Reviews 271 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Really cool!

Never seen a toilet with built in cappuccino machine before.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 248 reads

posted 10 years ago

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It's all the rage on the continent....

Cuts down on trips back and forth, you know

LoboGris 3 Reviews 272 reads

posted 10 years ago

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When I was working for a living

I just put in an IV and a catheter... huge increase in productivity

mrfisher 115 Reviews 251 reads

posted 10 years ago

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If you want real efficiency...

Just dump the stuff in the toilet.

Skip the middle man.

SamanthaKillington See my TER Reviews 273 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Re: I never seen sex workers selfies with toilet paper whole time I have been in business.

AGREED!! what the....

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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 262 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Damn! If she's 10 years past her prime, how far past is your BFF ATF, JLS? Eom

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GaGambler 251 reads

posted 10 years ago

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For a guy who claims to like em "young" Drew has spent a LOT of time sucking up to JLS

I am thankful he hasn't spent the same amount of time sucking up to Corinne or the Galloping Gourmet or he wouldn't have anytime left over to keep me off of the top of TER's "Biggest Blabbermouth" list. After LR left, I seem to have found a home at the top of that list, a very dubious honor that I am more than happy to relinquish.

USGrantlover 225 Reviews 271 reads

posted 10 years ago

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You Know What's Interesting?

He is so smitten with her, brags on her, claims to have seen her yet he fails to review her. Go figure.....

ilarasantos See my TER Reviews 325 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Re: Did you say "crap in your photos?"

It's not a Candies ad, that's for sure, lol

Posted By: perfectstorm