She hasn't wiped yet? Is she even an escort?

however my perverted sense of humor likes it.

one thing she's doing that most selfie takers don't is looking straight into the lens  (actually this doesn't look like a selfie... i dont' see the camera/phone... i think someone else took this, thus negating all your previous discussions).

most selfie takers look at their phones, getting the frame right.  but the resulting picture is one of a self-obsessed millennial staring at her phone.

a smart selfie taker lines the picture up in the frame, then looks in the mirror directly at the lends on the back of the phone.  the resulting picture shows a beautiful woman staring at the observer of the picture, rather than at her own phone.

it's not easy, but it's important.

my advice:  don't shove that $300 an hour up your nose, and f'ing spring for professioanal pictures, ladies.  ]

just sayin'... it takes money to make money...

Never seen a toilet with built in cappuccino machine before.