The tiger


-- Modified on 10/24/2003 10:56:39 AM

That is not my tiger.

Oy.....im just waiting for someone to post asking if this thing is a active provider.........shudder

what?  were you expecting a picture of a squirrel?  

First, I have a question.  Is, um, she? he? it? whatever an active provider?  Are there any reviews?  Anyone have her? his? its?  whatever...never mind.  I don't want to know.  That's one FUGLY pussy!  

And now for something completely different...

As I wait in the truck, Jim is slowly crawling up behind the dangerous Himalayan Snow Squirrel to administer a recreational enema.  I hope you're paid up on your Mutual of Omaha life insurance, Jim.  Uh oh!  He's spotted Jim, and it doesn't look like he wants him sticking anything up his ass.  Careful, Jim.  That's no ordinary squirrel.  That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

I don't see a damn thing funny about someone being mauled by a Tiger, even if he did know the risks... SHEESH!

Sigfried and Roy were such a scary, tanned, shallaqued Las Vegas fixture that it was hard not to make fun of them.

However, my condolences to Mr. Horn's friends and family.

and that brutish ape (Jim) hunted him down for his faux-mink squirrely coat ... you MONSTERS, you backboned opposable-thumbed apes you!

caharmon dude, chill ... what ever do you mean?  it's TOO funny!  as in ROFLMAO (see i'm laughing, what's wrong with that?)  ... now if that Teutonic drama-queen Roy "Boy-Toy" Horn  *had* in fact died (Methuselah forbid) then good taste would dictate a different more reverant approach ... as it is, this whole thread was droll, droll i tells ya!

[sigh]

I was wondering if the pictured squrriel ( Jim ) related to
that other squrriel that megapig had posted recently? LOL
ROLAMAO!

As it turns out, I'm going to a Costume Party Tonite in Vegas

I'wearing a white tux with red dye smeared all over the shoulder - going as Roy

Imagine:  You are a flamboyantly gay, German, tiger-taming magician guy, and you're flamboyantly gay, German, tiger-taming magician lover has been taken hostage by a big pussy.

This is so far over the boundary of bad taste I'm at a loss for words to describe it.

that sounds ambiguously like an old SNL cartoon!