: I thought you said your tiger does not bite : Discussion in TER General Board, posted by Clouseau

First, I have a question. Is, um, she? he? it? whatever an active provider? Are there any reviews? Anyone have her? his? its? whatever...never mind. I don't want to know. That's one FUGLY pussy!

And now for something completely different...

As I wait in the truck, Jim is slowly crawling up behind the dangerous Himalayan Snow Squirrel to administer a recreational enema. I hope you're paid up on your Mutual of Omaha life insurance, Jim. Uh oh! He's spotted Jim, and it doesn't look like he wants him sticking anything up his ass. Careful, Jim. That's no ordinary squirrel. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

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caharmon21 years ago3877 reads

This is supposed to be funny?....NOT!!

I don't see a damn thing funny about someone being mauled by a Tiger, even if he did know the risks... SHEESH!

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Mr. Self Destruct21 years ago3687 reads

While it may be black humor...

Sigfried and Roy were such a scary, tanned, shallaqued Las Vegas fixture that it was hard not to make fun of them.

However, my condolences to Mr. Horn's friends and family.

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trooper21 years ago3090 reads

Is this squrriel pictured related to the other one that I seen recently?

I was wondering if the pictured squrriel ( Jim ) related to
that other squrriel that megapig had posted recently? LOL
ROLAMAO!

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singleton21 years ago3668 reads

i agree ... Himalayan Hank was a friend of mine !

and that brutish ape (Jim) hunted him down for his faux-mink squirrely coat ... you MONSTERS, you backboned opposable-thumbed apes you!

caharmon dude, chill ... what ever do you mean? it's TOO funny! as in ROFLMAO (see i'm laughing, what's wrong with that?) ... now if that Teutonic drama-queen Roy "Boy-Toy" Horn *had* in fact died (Methuselah forbid) then good taste would dictate a different more reverant approach ... as it is, this whole thread was droll, droll i tells ya!

[sigh]

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Dionisios21 years ago2077 reads

Agreed!

This is so far over the boundary of bad taste I'm at a loss for words to describe it.

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A Girl21 years ago3642 reads

Re:I was too! lol (eom)

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megapig21 years ago3429 reads

Re:Afterword

As it turns out, I'm going to a Costume Party Tonite in Vegas

I'wearing a white tux with red dye smeared all over the shoulder - going as Roy

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tripNatl21 years ago3973 reads

If you don't like this thread, you'll absolutely HATE this game!

Imagine: You are a flamboyantly gay, German, tiger-taming magician guy, and you're flamboyantly gay, German, tiger-taming magician lover has been taken hostage by a big pussy.