A few weeks ago I got one of the original tapes of Deep Throat, I think it is still one of the best and funniest every made. By the way if you like funny porn there is a new internet site coming out in about two weeks call Ugly Joe.com I have seen some of the cuts and it is as funny as you can get. The girls are all amatuer and get no money for what they do, but they do it all.
The classics may be great, but the old hair styles (especially the men's) really date the movie, and distracts from my viewing pleasure (although maybe you men could care less.)
Anyone with any good recommendations of good newer release DVD films?
I'm with you there. I remember one called "The Jade Pussycat," I think. If I remember correctly they were art thieves and there were cops after them, a very erotic asian actress--old schools--although some of these new ones today (especially butts) are very good!
Laura Dern blew Meg's orgasm away in "Rambling Rose". Meg's was funny. Laura's made me squirm in my seat because it appeared that she was drawing on reality, as opposed to screaming "yes" 85 times.
Furthermore, I tend to like science-fiction and fantasy. These tastes color my choice in mainstream film as well as porn. Having said that here is my list:
Illusions of Ecstasy, dir. Lawrence T. Cole (1985)
The Chameleon, dir. John Leslie (1989)
The Landlady, dir. Judy Blue (1990) -- Hardly anybody else liked this and they never made the second part.
Buttman's Ultimate Workout, John Stagliano (1991) -- the original version, currently illegal in U.S.
Deep Inside Centerfold Girls, dir. Gregory Dark -- best takeoff on documentaries that I've ever seen.
Cybersex, dir. Brad Armstrong (1995)
Satyr, dir. Michael Zen (1997)
Electric Sex, dir. Nic Andrews (1998)
Seven Deadly Sins, dir. Robin Dyer (1998)
Trial By Copulation, dir. James Avalon (1999)
Face Dance Obsession, dir. John Stagliano (2000)
Les Vampyres, dir. James Avalon (2000)
And three that I liked but aren't quite up to the list above:
Doctor Butts 3: The Anal Asylum (1994) Turn About (1997) The Glass Cage (1999)
..... aesthetically speaking, anything by Andrew Blake. Everyone and everything looks good. No bad hair. I promise.
Personally, I'm completely "in LUST" with Dita Von Teese. Put her on and I'm there!
I've never watched an entire film all the way through anyway. Ever. And the volume never seems to go past....oh, let's say 3 or 5. I'm big on visuals and could care less about the storyline. Put a good CD on. My attention is eventually diverted elsewhere.
if i'm not mistaken you're the 2nd woman on this board who's said she's turned off by bad hair (with guys i presume) when it comes to porn! LOL
i don't think men can relate to this picky aesthetic (unless it's the women's PUBIC hair but i've heard it from civilians and others too (trying to get women to appreciate porn in the first place is definitely no easy street)
btw, i agree with you, Dita rocks! she was in my town for a recent club appearance (and store signing) and she was awesome (the usual story of better-in-life-than-in-pictures)
also, besides not understanding women's fascination with hair, another one we can NOT fathom is how gorgeous women pick their guys!
i mean, her and ... Marilyn Manson???? [gag] ... it's the golden age of GROTESQUE if you ask me!
you watch, when she's used his notoriety to advance her career a bit more, she'll duly dump him and move on (yeah!)
All American Girls in Heat Part II - Starring Shauna Grant among others (hence ShaunaLover). Also Little Girls Blue part II (very difficult to find). There are others I like because of specific scenes - but the first one I mentioned is a classic that is truly worth owning.... ShaunaLover
The 80s hair styles on top AND below really turn me off. I watched the orgy scene from Taboo I a few weeks ago, and jeez were there some hairy bushes back in the day!
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