I decided to go for a massage today at a local Latina massage parlor in Chicago. I am a man that does not want to pay $300 and up for getting my dick serviced. I would rather give that extra money to children's charities, the local soup kitchen or to the AIDS Foundation. I was brought up to not waste money and told to do good things with any extra money that I have.

Asswipe.

First of all, you did not save $170.  You paid $130 for a bbbj.  A decent value since the girl was hot, but you didn't get to fuck her.  But you did pay nearly half of what it would have cost to do that.  I call that penny wise and pound foolish.
Even worse, while you first claimed you want to pay less so you could give " that extra money to children's charities, the local soup kitchen or to the AIDS Foundation," what did you actually do with it?  You paid your phone and cable/internet bill.  I'm sure the children and soup kitchen feel all warm and fuzzy about that.
Thus, I call again on Captain Picard.

Is like Richard Speck funding a scholarship for student nurses.

So I am an "asswipe" for saving my budget money? I was raised to not waste money foolishly. Better give money to charity after paying your budget money for the month.  

Unlike some of you cheating men that violate your marriage vows, I still have morals. I am a married man with a wife coming here soon from the Philippines on a Visa. However, being a normal man, I need some "relief" for my penis in the period of time without my wife to share my bed.

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Posts like this should be read and laughed at...

Yeah, what are the odds of that happening?

Oh, I forgot, as TER's official linesman, I set the odds at OFF THE BOARD!!! lmao

but at least you are keeping yourself in the running for the coveted SPOTY's

It's already been 4 months since he has tied the knot (sealed the silicone).

Ridiculous posts? I am not old, overweight, ugly or lack personality. The ugly mongers must pay up to $400 to get serviced. This hot Latina called me papi chulo!

I would set the odds of her never showing up at all at even money or less. I would set the odds of her being a total fabrication at about 1 to 9.

Yes sir. I will shut up and stop mongering when my wife arrives in US.  

First of all, you have no idea who I am.  Why do you assume I'm married and cheating on my wife.  Not that I care if you believe me, but I'm no longer married.  So much for your morality.
As for your so-called wife, I don't believe she exists.  If she does, I feel sorry for her, because she's married to an ass who thinks Bill Clinton is the arbiter of what constitutes sex.  And it has nothing to do with whether or not a child can be conceived.
I would also note that you have not even tried to rebut anything in my first post here,so I am assuming you have conceded that you are wrong on the numbers and are a raging hypocrite.
You had a good run yesterday with some rather funny troll posts but this one is just sad.  Perhaps you should take a nap.
Thank you

I wonder how many here know who he is and what he had to do with nurses.  His career in prison was also rather unique.

if you like $130 blowjobs, good for you. Lording it over the rest of us seems a bit pathetic. Well ok, more than just a bit. lmao

Keep it up, and you are a shoo in for this month's SPOTM, and I am willing to bet that's been your goal from the start.

and if you hadn't noticed all latina MP workers call their johns "Papi Chulo" jsut like all AMP girls call them "superman" I would have thought that a world class hobbyist like you would have known that.

BTw don't bother with the "lying cheating husband" crap with me either, not that I give a fuck about your opinion, but I have been happily divorced for almost 20 years.

Perhaps I can get your crate expedited, but you are responsible for demurrage fees.

I was going for something unnatural, depraved and uniquely Chicago. It was either Richard Speck or deep-dish pizza.

I would have gone with a goat, playing off the infamous Billy Goat Curse that haunts the poor Cubbies to this day.  Something about fucking a goat. By the way, I may never forgive  you for making me look at Richard Speck's tits.

Has a nice ring to it - almost like a fairytale   And we know he likes kids...

And it turns out Udo's catching!  Who knew

at a nude hand job at $50

That walking infected petri dish gave her what she might have.

HAHAHA!

I have no doubt Udo's wife is an "embraceable ewe."

His urethra when he tries to pee.

But based on the picture, perhaps Udo would like to hear Paul McCartney’s “Ram On.”

I wish I could take credit for "embraceable ewe," but in fact, that was the name given to the LA Rams' cheerleaders many years ago.  Much funnier when connected to Udo, I'd say.