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inicky46 61 Reviews 748 reads
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I wish I could take credit for "embraceable ewe," but in fact, that was the name given to the LA Rams' cheerleaders many years ago.  Much funnier when connected to Udo, I'd say.

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I decided to go for a massage today at a local Latina massage parlor in Chicago. I am a man that does not want to pay $300 and up for getting my dick serviced. I would rather give that extra money to children's charities, the local soup kitchen or to the AIDS Foundation. I was brought up to not waste money and told to do good things with any extra money that I have.

I was massaged well for 45 minutes by a 20 something year old Latina with a body built for sin. She performed the massage while wearing high sexy heals on and a little black skirt. The cost for this was $50 since the weekends are a little slow.

After 45 minutes, she went over the extras. A nude hand job was $50 extra and a nude blowjob was an extra $80. I had cash on hand and decided on getting blown. She took her clothes off to reveal that typical juicy and curvy Latina ass. Wow. She did not have an ounce of fat since she apparently works out daily. She also had perfect B tits with great nipples.  

She blew me while I had two fingers inserted into her pussy. I wished I could have licked that pussy and asshole. Maybe next time. I barely lasted 5 minutes as she blew me bbbj. When I started to nut, she pulled her mouth away and finished me by hand extracting every drop of my sweet nut.  

So my total cost for the session was $130. Versus paying $300 for a session, I saved $170 today in expenses. I went ahead and paid my cellphone bill and my cable/internet bill with the money leftover today.

I am a satisfied man today by being a little thrifty with money. You guys with large wallets should consider doing "The Right Thing" with your excess cash and give to charity and those less fortunate in this world.  

God Bless!!

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USGrantlover613 reads

Asswipe.

Posted By: Udo
I decided to go for a massage today at a local Latina massage parlor in Chicago. I am a man that does not want to pay $300 and up for getting my dick serviced. I would rather give that extra money to children's charities, the local soup kitchen or to the AIDS Foundation. I was brought up to not waste money and told to do good things with any extra money that I have.  
   
 I was massaged well for 45 minutes by a 20 something year old Latina with a body built for sin. She performed the massage while wearing high sexy heals on and a little black skirt. The cost for this was $50 since the weekends are a little slow.  
   
 After 45 minutes, she went over the extras. A nude hand job was $50 extra and a nude blowjob was an extra $80. I had cash on hand and decided on getting blown. She took her clothes off to reveal that typical juicy and curvy Latina ass. Wow. She did not have an ounce of fat since she apparently works out daily. She also had perfect B tits with great nipples.  
   
 She blew me while I had two fingers inserted into her pussy. I wished I could have licked that pussy and asshole. Maybe next time. I barely lasted 5 minutes as she blew me bbbj. When I started to nut, she pulled her mouth away and finished me by hand extracting every drop of my sweet nut.  
   
 So my total cost for the session was $130. Versus paying $300 for a session, I saved $170 today in expenses. I went ahead and paid my cellphone bill and my cable/internet bill with the money leftover today.  
   
 I am a satisfied man today by being a little thrifty with money. You guys with large wallets should consider doing "The Right Thing" with your excess cash and give to charity and those less fortunate in this world.  
   
 God Bless!!

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Udo679 reads

So I am an "asswipe" for saving my budget money? I was raised to not waste money foolishly. Better give money to charity after paying your budget money for the month.  

Posted By: vegasdaddyman
Asswipe.  
   
Posted By: Udo
I decided to go for a massage today at a local Latina massage parlor in Chicago. I am a man that does not want to pay $300 and up for getting my dick serviced. I would rather give that extra money to children's charities, the local soup kitchen or to the AIDS Foundation. I was brought up to not waste money and told to do good things with any extra money that I have.  
     
  I was massaged well for 45 minutes by a 20 something year old Latina with a body built for sin. She performed the massage while wearing high sexy heals on and a little black skirt. The cost for this was $50 since the weekends are a little slow.  
     
  After 45 minutes, she went over the extras. A nude hand job was $50 extra and a nude blowjob was an extra $80. I had cash on hand and decided on getting blown. She took her clothes off to reveal that typical juicy and curvy Latina ass. Wow. She did not have an ounce of fat since she apparently works out daily. She also had perfect B tits with great nipples.    
     
  She blew me while I had two fingers inserted into her pussy. I wished I could have licked that pussy and asshole. Maybe next time. I barely lasted 5 minutes as she blew me bbbj. When I started to nut, she pulled her mouth away and finished me by hand extracting every drop of my sweet nut.    
     
  So my total cost for the session was $130. Versus paying $300 for a session, I saved $170 today in expenses. I went ahead and paid my cellphone bill and my cable/internet bill with the money leftover today.  
     
  I am a satisfied man today by being a little thrifty with money. You guys with large wallets should consider doing "The Right Thing" with your excess cash and give to charity and those less fortunate in this world.    
     
  God Bless!!

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inicky46848 reads

First of all, you did not save $170.  You paid $130 for a bbbj.  A decent value since the girl was hot, but you didn't get to fuck her.  But you did pay nearly half of what it would have cost to do that.  I call that penny wise and pound foolish.
Even worse, while you first claimed you want to pay less so you could give " that extra money to children's charities, the local soup kitchen or to the AIDS Foundation," what did you actually do with it?  You paid your phone and cable/internet bill.  I'm sure the children and soup kitchen feel all warm and fuzzy about that.
Thus, I call again on Captain Picard.

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Udo664 reads

Unlike some of you cheating men that violate your marriage vows, I still have morals. I am a married man with a wife coming here soon from the Philippines on a Visa. However, being a normal man, I need some "relief" for my penis in the period of time without my wife to share my bed.

I do not want to "fuck another woman" since that is cheating on my wife. As Bill Clinton proved, getting a blow job does not make you a cheater since cheating involves the possibility of conceiving a child. Not many child conceived from blow jobs.

God Bless and watch your money or give to your favorite charity.

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GaGambler672 reads

Yeah, what are the odds of that happening?

Oh, I forgot, as TER's official linesman, I set the odds at OFF THE BOARD!!! lmao

but at least you are keeping yourself in the running for the coveted SPOTY's

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Panthera12780 reads

It's already been 4 months since he has tied the knot (sealed the silicone).

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GaGambler680 reads

I would set the odds of her never showing up at all at even money or less. I would set the odds of her being a total fabrication at about 1 to 9.

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Udo698 reads

Yes sir. I will shut up and stop mongering when my wife arrives in US.  

The UGLY and the OVERWEIGHT hobbyists must pay premium to hobby. I am good looking and don't have to pay the "ugly charges."

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Panthera12716 reads

Perhaps I can get your crate expedited, but you are responsible for demurrage fees.

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inicky46625 reads

First of all, you have no idea who I am.  Why do you assume I'm married and cheating on my wife.  Not that I care if you believe me, but I'm no longer married.  So much for your morality.
As for your so-called wife, I don't believe she exists.  If she does, I feel sorry for her, because she's married to an ass who thinks Bill Clinton is the arbiter of what constitutes sex.  And it has nothing to do with whether or not a child can be conceived.
I would also note that you have not even tried to rebut anything in my first post here,so I am assuming you have conceded that you are wrong on the numbers and are a raging hypocrite.
You had a good run yesterday with some rather funny troll posts but this one is just sad.  Perhaps you should take a nap.
Thank you

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rrasha88721 reads

Is like Richard Speck funding a scholarship for student nurses.

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inicky46685 reads

I wonder how many here know who he is and what he had to do with nurses.  His career in prison was also rather unique.

Related Link: Speck's jailhouse video, with boobs and panties.

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rrasha88625 reads

I was going for something unnatural, depraved and uniquely Chicago. It was either Richard Speck or deep-dish pizza.

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inicky46643 reads

I would have gone with a goat, playing off the infamous Billy Goat Curse that haunts the poor Cubbies to this day.  Something about fucking a goat. By the way, I may never forgive  you for making me look at Richard Speck's tits.

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rrasha88606 reads

Has a nice ring to it - almost like a fairytale   And we know he likes kids...

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inicky46602 reads

And it turns out Udo's catching!  Who knew

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inicky46527 reads

I have no doubt Udo's wife is an "embraceable ewe."

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rrasha88575 reads

But based on the picture, perhaps Udo would like to hear Paul McCartney’s “Ram On.”

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inicky46749 reads

I wish I could take credit for "embraceable ewe," but in fact, that was the name given to the LA Rams' cheerleaders many years ago.  Much funnier when connected to Udo, I'd say.

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ihateuga505 reads

HAHAHA!

Posted By: inicky46
And it turns out Udo's catching!  Who knew?  
 

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pyp1552611 reads

Latina parlor number ;)

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steeltipped582 reads

Posts like this should be read and laughed at...

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justanillusion606 reads

That walking infected petri dish gave her what she might have.

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escalade1964608 reads

at a nude hand job at $50

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inicky46519 reads

His urethra when he tries to pee.

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