Very nice hotels with nice rooms and bedding but it seems like the sheets never get pulled back so we are doing our thing on the very nice bedspread. Some ladies lay out towels but it seems to me that there has to be some unwanted bodily fluids left behind that would be much less noticed on the sheets. So why do providers do this?  Too many appointments?

Just realized that I stayed on the bedspread for the three hotel incalls I've been to.

It look messy though with no bedspread. And ghetto . I think.

CSI blue lights would go crazy in most hotel rooms looking just at the bedspreads.

Did anyone ever see the 20/20 where they brought in the lights to reveal all all the semen, fecal matter, etc.......yet hotel sex is still way hotter LOL

Maybe if there were two beds, one for play, the other for sleeping it would be different.  If all the action takes place on the bed spread, it can just go on the floor when the day is done. Then they have nice clean sheets to sleep on.

Hookers tend to not like to draw attention to themselves in an illegal business in a legal establishment. Weird, arent they?

if she is a squirter..it is mandatory..they have to sleep somewhere nice and dry..

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Fun for the whole gang.  The hookers especially love to see the cum stains all over the beds, chairs, remotes and sometimes...the ceiling.

San Diego is 32nd.

I'm not sure how they collected the data or how they went about ranking it.

I always pull it back

my mattress has a lot of stains.

Dear hotel management,

I do agree it's mostly on the spread but I have had romps in the sheets...  she was not staying over anyway.  Good thing as we made a mess of them

And I have plenty of toys to use when we play.  And duct tape works much better for long term gagging.  Care to find out

Expensive or cheap - they are nasty!  If I were a provider, I would bring a set of sheets and towels from home.  

YES he is..and i have the clothespins..we love to play DOUBLE jeopardy here..

Just one more reason to luv U!

Because I know what you don't.  Sorry about that.

Sucks to be you, but dream on! LMAO!

...I'm not the next guy on the bedspread where Udo just barebacked a virgin.  Blood and Udojizz...

Yes they have lots of other appointments lol if you come & literally blow it the 1st round how does that look for the next guy?  I prefer the Ritz, but if it's the Ramada who cares...  Funny post.  Lmfao!

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where the fuck is she. Working???

Providers sleep too!

Of all the things in the world to be concerned about, you are concerned about sheets on a hotel room bed!  

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For incalls, I always bring a spare duvet to put ON TOP of the expensive shit I cannot exactly toss in a washer to get your spunk off of...that is why you're on top! At hotels, I generally get a room or suite with 2 beds and a sofa bed, and bring 2 extra top sheets, a duvet, and I can fit all that in the standard 2 bags you are allowed to carry on the plane. Most hotels also stock an extra blanket and sheet set in the closet, so that's 3 sheets, and 2 blankets/duvets I have for a 4 day tour.  I don't want to sleep in your spunk and I am quite sure you don't want to be where some other guy's ass has been? Well, there is your answer!  

Hey...I was working actually, and then I was drunk, then sleeping! Assholes lol.

not true, what if she spits the spunk on the floor, or I soot on her load on her tits and I over shoot some.

The room was just for our tryst...   actually she was the one who turned down the bed the first time we did that.

The sheets & towels are changed and washed on a daily basis but the bedspreads are washed 2x's week.  The reason for this because the bedspreads would become worn out to quick & need to be replaced  if washed more than that

I am a female hobbist who plays with a male partner.  I like both men and women.  

And if he does he'll still say he knows you're a dude.  Oh, well...I'll just say you are one good-looking dude(-ette!)! LOL!

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1123118/thumbs/o-OLIVIA-SPRAUER-TEACHER-570.jpg?6

Now you know why I'm in love! LMAO!  She looks so adorable in the Naughty Schoolgirl outfit I bought her. Even better, she requires frequent spankings.