His idea of the perfect session:

As soon as he's in the door she is all over him. Pushes him up against the wall, DFKing deeply and continuously. Pulling his clothes off. BBBJ. CIM before he ever makes it to the bed. She drags him over the bed, and sits on his face while sucking him hard again.

Then CG while she rides to a big O. Mishy with lots of DFK and eye contact and whispered endearments, finally Doggie where she offers both
entries for his enjoyment.

After taking a good pounding she finishes him with another explosive BBBJ. Then she tells him how fantastic he was and asks if he really has to leave.....
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Her idea of the perfect session:

He takes a shower when he arrives. He finds her on the bed still clothed. She plays it very passive, subly resists getting naked, steers things to as much drawn out conversation as possible.

When he becomes a bit assertive about getting things going she steers him to licking her. As long as he is not rough she fakes like she is enjoying it, like he might just get her there. Draw him into spending his time trying to get her off. Hopefully he is at least not rough or unpleasant or she has to move him onto something else which takes more work..... OR if he's really good she can fantasize about someone else and maybe get off.  At the very least she can plan
her day or do her grocery list in her head.

Hopefully he uses more than half of his time between getting her clothes off and licking
her. Then she can do a very little with her mouth to get the BBBJ points and use her hand if needed to get him hard. Maybe she can get him to pop now and save the wear and tear on her money maker by drawing him into more conversation afterward.

But if not, she will start him off in CG so she can ease it in at her pace and control the depth, then move to doggie where she can control the angle and she does not have to look at him or God forbid have to kiss him while he's fucking her. Hopefully she minimizes the wear and tear and gets him off this way so she does not have to suck him anymore.

But if not she tries to use as much hand instead of mouth as possible and tries not to take the shot in her eyes or her hair....

First of all, if situation A happened, I would find myself wondering if there was crystal meth involved.

If the second happened I would have serious doubts about my screening process. Thanks though, great post!

OMG...you have seen me!!!!

. . . can do the second scenario while making it feel like the first scenario.

-tessen

now I wish I had posted this in my "real" alias just so you could have checked the relevant reviews

Scenario number 1 is in IMO the standard by which a 10 in performance should be judged. But it *is* out there. And I could care less if there are substances involved lol....

I'm new to hobbying so I'll look forward to that happening on future encounters. Were these first time encounters or women you knew well?

I would love to see the reviews if you want to pm me your handle.

OK you have definitely seen me.

His ideal scenario after session: She talks and cuddles him for 15-20 minutes more and give him more kisses.

Her ideal scenario after session: She jumps up quickly. Dresses fast like it was a contest on who could dress up fastest. And then opens the door even if he's not slipped on his socks yet.

Looks like a bunch of stereotypes to me. A little unfair to the ladies.

Hey here are some suggestions for ya:

1. Find a new "hobby" (read that: develop enough social skills so women will date you for free)

or

2. Stop scraping the bottom of the CL barrel for your dates.

Take your pick.

HA..... that is all.

his is unreal.
hers is ...