I had a new client last night..nice enough guy but literally left me feeling sick.  He was a heavy set guy, maybe 250ish lbs @5'll"  now I'm sure you ladies know that typically heavy set guys tend to have more body odor…especially in the nether region so I should have requested that he take a shower or soak in the tub, but I did not.  I am NOT trying to be mean here, but all I could think was 1) I don't get paid enough to endure this,   2) I literally feel like I want to vomit, & 3)  How could he NOT know he smells?!  He came straight from work (office job) and clearly had a BM during the day which in itself should have made him want to wash himself.    Anyways, I did not give oral because it would be like dumpster diving…literally!!
Like a trooper, I made it through the hour…but...when he sat at the edge of my bed, I noticed he left a skid mark on my (very expensive) sheets which actually went through to my mattress pad!!  I felt so sick and still do.   Not sure if he uses this site but he may come here and give me a bad review because I was NOT into this guy and my "performance" was lackluster at best! I don't even care at this point what he thinks or says because I'm sick AND offended.  

...was a puppy that pooped on the carpet.  Then you should have made him pay for the sheets.  It's not like you're ever going to see him again.

Guys like the one you described meeting are, for the most part, serial offenders.  Most of the time they wind up on any good provider's Do Not See list.  Did you get any references on Mr. Skidmark?

Did you DFK with your next date? Did you use mouthwash to kill the bacteria?

Ah, NO I did not but based on your track record here, you should probably STFU  Thanks!  Now run along and have a great day little man.

Now you know to guide men towards the shower when they enter.  You can give the new sheets you buy a nickname [after the heavy set guy] as a reminder to yourself.

"I think that is assinine. we are here to teach you , and make you feel good. I feel a polite sweet smile and a hey ok sweetie you have to jump in shower , ok? and here please use the body wash in my spa dispenser on wall its irish spring mens body wash. And be sure to use a face clothe on your arm pits and butt and balls too honey? scrub them good with lots of soap!  
   that be a nice way to go about it. '  
 or oh when kissing i move head fast if its not the best and say "oh honey can you go use mouth wash?" they say oh oh really? oh my gosh!  
    Some men are just rough, they dont scrub with a face cloth. sweat cant be removed and dead skin cells with out a face cloth.  
 for b.o. on pits use a seperate anti bacterial soap kills the bacteria causing th odor under pits. i use dial antibacterial sport bar soap for pits. Dove moisturizing body, feminine hypo allergenic pussy wash, origins or noxema face wash. its a big production bathing for us girls.  
  then we have to shave pits legs . men are lucky sometimes. they got it easy.  
                     There is a liquid you can drink daily called chlorophyl, its will rid you of oder. Start avoiding garlic and onion. drink more water. rinse mouth w tea tree oil, maybe take a bath in tea tree.  
   drink fennel seed tea it make you have sweet smelling sweat and breath. add parsley flakes to every meal. lots.  
    that is a stupid list and we are humans we fart we poop we burp we get runny nose we sneeze and spray snot in air.  
   we pee we get the shits now n again/.  
women bleed every month from thier pussy.  
 we get yellow ear wax.  
 we have to worry bout our nails and toe naels and our crusty heels and use pumice stones and nail brushes to get under our nasty paws.  
every one eats indian. every one loves garlic bread from time to time.  
 your not a robot made of metal you have skin and pores and a life. i am sure you may have had garlic that week. big fuckin deal . tell your ass to get in shower and scrub with that face clothe good. Geez. it happens, shit happens humans stink from time to godam time. '  
the whole my shit dont stink attitude just plain bites the big one., you can come see me. I love scrubbin a clients pits, I make them bend over and face wall in bath and i make sure ass is scrubbed gooad . whats the point of washin a mans back and leaving his ass with lube and sweat all in it for the ride home right?  
 Thats really low and we are like nurses sometimnes and supposed to be caring and nurturing and always help you improve for your girlfriends and next provider. now she didnt ask you to shower your not knowing you smells what good did that do you?   humans do and are gross we are animals. deal with it people? what and they never fart? or poop ? they stink too. fuck them."

I know how you feel. I know this girl who does strap on service. She has seen more than you ever will  

Sorry to have ruined your breakfast….if it's any consolation, I have not eaten a thing since this happened!  Ugh!

The ghetto is coming out.

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I cannot read everything you included via Angels post (who the hell can?!)  but here's the deal…..one thing I hate to do is make a guy uncomfortable by even slightly suggesting he smells bad. I try to be gracious and and accepting and did not realize he smelled until a few minutes into things and you can be sure that what I did with him was quite limited as I DO have my self respect and integrity!  

Old?  Ghetto?  Quite the contrary…I'm simply speaking YOUR language to be sure you understand that you are nothing more than an immature, classless piece of nonsense  I'm sure you've heard that before but perhaps since your skull is tough to penetrate, I thought I'd make it real clear for you

And they clean up very well. Of course if you play that route there may be an accident or two but that's normal but coming in and not cleaning the dingleberries? That's a whole nother freakin story.  

one of those guy's that when if he writes a  review will say how you came 3 times

I did not get references because he said this was his "first time"  so I only verified his work info.  I know a lot of guys lie about this because they are being overly protective of their privacy or they are seeing some real skanks (sorry, no gentle day to put it) from BP and don't want me to know about it because if I did, I'd never see them!    Of course if he has done this with me, he most likely has done it elsewhere because I believe he is clueless.

You may be right, as many reviews are written from ego perspective rather than from actual events & truths!

I don't engage in strap-on activities but know that any type of anal play requires prep!  Enema the day before…otherwise things get quite messy!  This is something else that a lot of people do not educate themselves about!  

I've only had to sessions that I wasn't able to shower immediately before, and of course I showered upon arrival. But even the other sessions that I had just showered, I take a few moments to shower upon arrival. This assures the provider knows that I am fresh. This idiot you described negatively affected his own session by not showering, I personally would have been very self conscious if I were him and wouldn't have been able to relax and enjoy. You and every provider has every right to expect personal hygiene from your clients. WASH that ass hobbyists!

CHARMING!

Thanks for understanding!

Either you are making it up, or you are just as disgusting as the dirty fat guy. What kind of a provider would fuck, suck and rim a guy with shit in his ass?

First of all, no one really cares what you "buy" and the fact that you continue to reply shows you're pissed off that one more person is showing distain for you.  Second of all, PAY ATTENTION as I said that what I did with him was very limited!!  I do not rim anyone, btw.  Stop twisting the facts and maybe get on some meds for your problematic, combative, immature behavior.  I'd rather sleep with the fat smelly guy than to engage in conversation with you so keep talking and making an ass of yourself while I roll my eyes and ignore you like everyone else does when you pipe up with more classroom nonsense.

I'll pass on the strap on, thank you

Is he married? You probably don't know that.

LOL Old enough to know better and I don't know it he's married…no wedding band but that means nothing.  I will get the work out about him but I feel someone bad because he was not a bad guy.  All I can do is make mention of this when I report it.

You're a woman.

So who's really the ass here? Yes, you would rather "sleep" with a smelly guy with shit all over the place. That says volumes about you. Your words!

You really are a nut job.  No one licked anything moron.  Good God you certainly earned your reputation of being a small brained, social retard!  Move on you're getting real boring now.

Then next time a hobbyist comes to you with shit coming out of his ass, just send him to the shower. There is no need for a provider to ever have to floss or take antibiotics after a "shitty" date.  
When the envelope is more important then cleanliness, you have to take a look at yourself and stop catering to the bottom of the barrel. For $100 it's not worth it.

n reality, hygiene is self pride thing and it cannot be taught to anyone, in manner or form. Their mothers and fathers should have tight them. Apparently they did not. It doesn’t matter whether you are heavy, skinny or somewhere in between if stink, you stink.

Someone, most likely your parents should have taught you that, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.  

You just need to have a policy from here on out. When the client walks in the door, you have a shower running and after greeting him you point him into the bathroom.

You knew that I just couldn't wait for your input and that I somehow knew you were going to drop a gem on me. What would I do without your infinite wisdom?

No loss there!  Had NO problem whats so ever not to go there........my heart goes out to you!!  You are a trooper!!

This is the general understanding of this bozo an no one respects or regards him/her/it.  It is either one of those smelly fat guys and took offense to my post, an unpopular middle schooler, just an overall reject who spends a lot of time here releasing his frustrations.  Tisk tisk

I had a client like that .... Very very nice guy tho..... But he was obese & he stunk... When I suggested a shower he declined & didn't want to...  What do u say when they decline.. It's not like you can make them take a shower....  I literally had to throw away my bed linens... I took like 2 showers cuz I couldn't get the stench out of my skin...  When he asked to see me again couple weeks later, I politely stated I was not available...    

LOL, I appreciate your humor and you're right.  I need to toughen up and get better at making sure people are clean without hurting their feelings.  

I agree.  I've never really been confronted with a problem like this so in the moment, it was tough to confront.  My Mother used to say something similar and I guess with my mind-set, I expect others to have a clue about cleanliness.  

Well in all honestly, when he arrived and I saw his size, the voice in my head said "he's going to stink" because huge people always do, sorry!  He seemed very rushed when he walked in and said he had a long drive back so I felt rushed and assumed he would not want to take the time to shower.  Again, I fully accept that I should have made him take a shower but maybe sometimes I'm a little TOO accommodating and worry TOO much about offending people.  I know I have to stop that because not many care about offending others…as this guys seemed to not care about offering me.

That's what people say, when another person complains about their particular line of work.

So he didn't have references and now he had his first experience with you...you now set the tone that he doesnt have to shower upon meeting his companion.  Not good. Sorry hunny this ones on you. If he is a newbie maybe he didn't know a shower was available? If he smelled as bad as your saying you would of know as soon as you said hello. I ALWAYS offer and almost insist on a shower when they arrive. If it's outcall I'll politely ask them to be fresh out of the shower and teeth brushed so we can enjoy our time together. You could also offer to shower with them. It can be fun and sensual also a good way to start off a date. Sure beats being repulsed by a stinky guy.  
Hope you learned your lesson. Instead of worrying about offending him by asking him to shower you ended up offending yourself and probably giving him a bad experience

Well that's just stupid and a bit hasty don't you think?!  Not what I would call useful input but thanks!
 

What do you say if they decline after you request they shower? You say ok  I appreciate your interest in me but I'm not comfortable going. Forward with our date.

is that a BDSM fantasy of yours?

I can't think of a better to absolutely avoid this from happening again.

My days of worrying about offending a dude who can't wash his own d&ck are long gone. If he refused, he would have left WITHOUT his money for wasting my time and being an ass to boot.  

I have a difficult time believing you'd say that just as I have a difficult time believing that anyone here has never had an uncomfortable situation and chose to be gracious.  I hear what you're saying Taylor and no need for you to tell me that this is "on me"  I'm well aware, however,  sometimes our logic kicks in after the fact…trying to come across as perfect does nothing for anyone but thanks anyways!

Of course I will not change another persons behavior but I can choose to never see him again and be sure the situation doesn't repeat itself….simple as that.

Um, I actually DO have reviews, which are quite good I may add (unless of course this guy decides to throw me under the bus but his comments would stand out as quite odd in comparison) Do you think I'm going to come here under my known name??  LOL you play your way and I play mine  

Was that a pun?? LOL  I hear you…I get it!

What in the hell are you talking about?!  I "write like a guy?"  What does that mean, exactly? Writing styles have an gender? Hey, I was born & raised in Jersey I'm good at being blunt!!  "I don't seem ill?"  Again, what they hell are you talking about.  Should I post a video of myself vomiting?  Would that be convincing enough for you??  The comments made here, both the wise-ass and supportive ones,  have been a great distraction from my very unpleasant experiences (even though I brought it on myself!)  I'm a big girl, I'll get over it.  But, let me guess, you're another one of those "I know everything and I'm going to put everyone in their place" guys, right?  Oh God, please…not today…I have not the patience!

Not a dude, but not exactly feminine either. As far as trolling, that is obvious but she's now afraid to admit it and has to own up to her story. There is no back peddling now, she's in too deep. I will forever remember her latest handle for her rimming and gag reflex prowess.

Simple...is right

To be fair, Taylor is not the only one with that policy. I've been lucky so far, but I promise that if a guy showed up with stank and refused to take a shower, I'd promptly show him the door. There's just no room for graciousness in that situation.  

No dude in his right mind,  pressed for time or not is going to pass up a shower or suggestion to shower if he wants the works
I have offered to start a shower for some who work jobs where they get as grimy as the seventh layer of hell.  

Exactly.  
Sorry but no amount of $ is worth feeling disgusted ,especially about yourself.

Hey, I'm one of those heavier, older guys.  The very first time I saw a provider, I was nervous as hell before, so I was sweating and had a "nervous stomach".  I had just come from a 8 hour day in an office with a half hour drive.  She didn't have me shower when I met her and treated me wonderfully.  When I excused myself after finishing, I found that I stunk like sweat and ass.  She never objected, but I was profoundly embarrassed.

Why anyone would blame a girl for a guy not having even a smidge of personal hygiene is beyond me. We all know that there are men out there who make it clear they are not showering, or flat out refuse.  

...part of that didn't you understand?  And if she didn't give him oral, a fortiori, she didn't rim him either.

Are you really that stupid or are you trying to win Troll of the Year?

AMEN!  Thank you…this is exactly how I feel even though I am trying to "take responsibility" for the fact that I should have either refused to continue or gently coaxed him into the shower.  No one was in the situation at the time and therefore no one can really say for sure what they would have done.  If someone has presented this scenario to me I would have had a lot to say about what I "would have done" but like many things, you never know until you're actually in a situation.

My incall DID have a shower. I sure wish people were paying attention to the entire story here.  Ok so with the exception of a few logical people here, I'm a troll (and really a dude) and it's MY fault that some guy is clueless enough to not insist on cleaning HIMSELF before he gets intimate with a woman.   Okie Dokie

Never said I felt disgusted about myself as I have no reason to.  I was disgusted with the situation just as anyone would be.  I'm embarrassed for him or anyone else that is so clueless as they are almost as bad as people who act like they know every thing. never make mistakes,  and are superior  But atlas, we all have to live in that special place in our head that keeps us ticking everyday  

Great post - makes you realize that hospice care workers should be the ones making 500.00 or more an hour!!!!, maybe not the ladies here....unless they're willing to go to a hospice care facility and wipe up shit.

VERY clean! xoxo