How many times must we really hear about how good looking he is? How he's gonna fuck the taste outta someone's mouth? Where he's gonna fuck, who he's gonna fuck and what time he's gonna fuck them? Good thing he drinks cheap ass alcohol. That will assure his trip south much quicker.
Seems to me he should just get used to flying solo the rest of his life and be content with his dogs ever being the only company to grace his home.
The only good thing about being MP67 is that I have a really nice condo down here for him once he gets through lying and hooker-fucking his way through life. Hope you all aspire to be MP67.
He is my friend, and yes he has his issues. But who on this board does not? I know I do and when I was having a real hard time he reached out to me. There is worse things to grow up to be like a bitter person who has nothing better to do than to take pot shots at people on a sex board.
is we all have issues. some of us like to pretend we don't, others don't care to pretend. it's become a screening issue, a chemistry question for me.
now that shouldn't be taken as my implying that pretending is "inferior" to not pretending either. i can think of a few occasions where my having a greater capacity to pretend might have avoided troubles of one sort or another. but then....
Your right if I had a greater ability to pretend I may have avoided some of the trouble I got into. But that trouble forced me to change and adapt and let to my greatest successes. I try to own my issues and try not to judge others by theirs. Some days I am not all that successful but I try. People like the OP bother me as everyone has there flaws but to go out of ones why to point them out in others to hide ones own is a bit low.
Yeah, I must admit it could be a little disturbing to see Mephisto himself take shots at me on a sex board. But seeing as how his boss and I are pretty tight, he might be looking for another line of work.
I'm not sure, but here are some possibilities: Until he can't type? Until he becomes a mod? Until he finds Jesus? Until he runs afoul of the law? Until Jesus finds him? Until the mods are no longer his dogs? Until he has a sexual reassignment operation? (Doh! that's wrong...he'd just become a wildly successful high-end provider, and his assistant would be required to constantly post his musing on TER, along with all the hobbyists who adore him... ah.. her) Until his liver jumps ship?
WAIT! I KNOW THE ANSWER....
Until you stop reading his posts! Yeah-he-heow!
Myself? I'm gonna keep reading his posts. They take my mind of OSP's.
HalfHour
P.S. DEAR GENTLEMEN WHO ACT TOUGH IN ORDER TO HIDE THEIR OEPIPAL COMPLEX, HOMOEROTIC IMPULSES, FOBIA, AND POOR READING COMPREHENSION, AND YET CALL OTHER GUYS MANGINA, PUSSY, AND SO FORTH... THIS REPLY TO OP IS, TONGUE-IN-CHEEK, ALL IN GOOD FUN AND IMPLIES NO DISRESPECT TO MR. MP67, WHO IS A GENTLEMAN NOT MENTIONED IN THE PRECEDING CATAGORY.
I admit, I'm a little surpised to hear from you. I was chatting with your boss the other day and he said what a stand-up minion you were. Guess not!
Don't you have anything better to do with your time? Like, maybe that duo you set up with Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer? Yeah, I heard about that. You're a freak, you know that, right?!
Tell me. Are you the pitcher or the catcher? I know ol' Jeffy preferred the younger crowd, but you're a little old, don'tcha think?
Oh, BTW, does Adolf's funny little moustache tickle when he rims you? Inquiring minds want to know!
And that condo. Please tell me I'll have hot and hotter running providers there? Nah, don't worry about it. I'll have a chat with your boss about that. Might even take your place over.
isn't this a site set up expressly FOR the purpose of telling all: *how good we fuck! *how good looking the women are we fuck! (take a bow ladies!) *where, when, how and why we fuck!
My $0.02 on MP is he adds great 'color' to an otherwise black/white board! I personally add nothing (as do the great majority) to this site/board (other than review info) and look forward to his pre/post alcohol-fueled rants/tirades; always opens his posts! It doesn't take a NASA engineer to see the methods to his madness! (BTW - where is this supposed 'lying'?!?) And if you believe fucking/drinking gets you a ticket to damnation, I feel nothing but pity for you.
Better than 90% of the time, I'm a reader (not a poster), but nothing irks me more than someone 'attacking' behind an alias!! I mean basically, this is an anonymous site!! To put it in 'MP-speak': 'F*cking cowardly' doesn't even begin to describe this practice (IMO)!
balls to blast someone here behind an alias. Someday I hope to meet MP for the drink he has promised me more than one time. Read his reviews; his taste in ladies is pretty damn good.
be careful about expressing the true nature of alias attack posts. They have a protected status around here. See link about it below. One does not wish to get moderated, for as long as little phil remembers why he done it, because of a alias. Best just to insult the alias back or ignore them. Being moderated sucks, trust me I know.
It's 'mrfisher' not 'Mr. Fisher' or even 'mr. fisher'. Pull your fucking head out!
And if and when I decide to snowball with a lady, that's between her and I until I post a review about it.
But then again, I do have a propensity to leave out certain things in my reviews, mainly cuz I only have a certain amount of characters to type. Go figure?
So, that being said, whether or not I have partaked in such a practice, I'll leave to your imagination...!
"And if and when I decide to snowball with a lady, that's between her and I until I post a review about it."
rofl.. I see you got some feathers ruffling tonight. I don't put it in my reviews . Don't want every provider thinking she can get away with that. Just like our experiences.. Her Mileage May Vary
it wasn't clear from your post since, if you look at it, you edited it.... well..... not so clearly. so remember, that picture really is YOUR fantasy since you had to explain it for us to get it. it didn't originate in anyone else's head....
"nobody HAS to snowball. folks who get enthusiastic, passionate, and gloriously messy with their favorites GET to snowball "if they wish!" it should be a joy and privelege, not an obligation!"
Thats a fact I live by. Sometimes, my joyful wishes come true.
I just got up after a long nice night in another city and I can't make heads or tails of what the hell is going on here but I hope everyone is feeling a lot better.
always cotton to his ways. What I do respect is his willingness to let it all hang out, whether he looks like a dumb-ass 9yes Mikey, sometimes you do) or not. More than I can say of many here.
You don't have to read his posts, which would mean you would no longer have to "hear about how good looking he is? How he's gonna fuck the taste outta someone's mouth? Where he's gonna fuck, who he's gonna fuck and what time he's gonna fuck them?"
Simple.
Now, I could take my own advise, and then I wouldn't have to respond to dumb-assed posts like this.
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