I'm using the royal "You", not you personally. And I'm referring to the practice of celibacy amongst Catholic priests. Which it seems, some need much more practice.

Sick jokes aside, I experience the same things you do although longer time spans since I'm getting older. The last point you mention doesn't ever seem to go away no matter what.

your first point.

Two days is too long. I'm sure to get slower in my forthcoming old age.

Your eyes roll back into your head, the left side of your face becomes numb, your lips turn blue and your nuts fall off. Oh wait, that's what happens from too much ouzo!!

with my hands down my pants on my crotch.  I'm not popular at Safeway and Home Depot.

If you meet the right lady, and marry her.......................

after a while, those months between sex seem to just fly by!  Soon you will be marking it off by years instead of months.  If you're lucky, you will stumble on to TER, and the only think keeping you from having great sex whenever you want it will be the depth of your pockets!

For those of you who are going crazy after 2-3 days, get a freaking hobby!  I love sex as much as the next person, but I'm not about to place my cock in a shop-vac cuz I haven't had any for a couple days! Some boys just never grow up!

Yes, you see bodies everywhere.  You desire that feeling of skin touching skin.  And the companionship that accompanies it.  For a while.  

then you get irritable.  Perhaps angry at the world.  Jealous of the guys who have more than they can ever appreciate.  For not quite as long as the previous stage.  

The news is that after long enough, your balls just quit trying.  Keep the exercising up high enough and  you don't even get morning wood anymore.  

But boy, you can get sooo much more done!