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The most powerful man in the world...
Blowing Chunks 1823 reads
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1 / 17
Do you find yourself suddenly becoming an almighty all powerful being? :D

I keep hearing:  oh god!!  oh god!  yes yes yes!  Oh god!  

How come girls call me God?  

:D

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 644 reads
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2 / 17
Are you sure they're not calling you "COD" because you smell like fish?


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hammerhead896 56 Reviews 581 reads
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3 / 17
They just leave out "Thank GOD" for you "DA" like...

Oh Thank God "DA" is under 6 Inches!
 Oh Thank GOD "DA" only lasts 60 seconds!l
 Oh Thank God "DAs" Time is almost up!
 Oh Thank God "Hammerhead" is coming over after I boot "DA" out the door! LOL.

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mrfisher 115 Reviews 706 reads
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4 / 17
Patron does have a way of causing that to happen. eom


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GaGambler 502 reads
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5 / 17
or maybe they are dyslexic and really meant to call him a dog? eom


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MasterZen 34 Reviews 604 reads
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6 / 17
The most powerful man in the world...

Benjamin Franklin!

missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 667 reads
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7 / 17
Key word DA 'girls' not women. When you're ready for real Asian Persuasion

Come on over. I'll show you my God complex

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 609 reads
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8 / 17
I must look younger than you

I usually hear "Oh Jesus ! Oh Jesus ! Oh Jesus " !  

 If they mention God around me it's "God Damn You " !!!!
Posted By: Drunken Asian
I keep hearing:  oh god!!  oh god!  yes yes yes!  Oh god!  
   
 How come girls call me God?  
   
 :D

SilverFox62 4 Reviews 654 reads
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9 / 17
Sounds like a challenge that I would love to partake in...lol...eom.


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Blowing Chunks 407 reads
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10 / 17
I wish I could climax in 60 seconds

I'm an energizer bunny.  I keep going and going.  I usually take the longest

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 564 reads
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11 / 17
That reminds me of the 5 types of orgasms women have

Positive orgasm:
Oh yes! Oh yes!

Negative orgasm:
Oh no! oh no!

Religious orgasm!
Oh God!

Ultimate orgasm:
Oh perfectstorm!!

Fake orgasm:
Oh DA!!

:D

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2labman 26 Reviews 682 reads
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12 / 17
Take her seriously on this...

She be the bomb.

Posted By: missariarocchi
Come on over. I'll show you my God complex

Blowing Chunks 646 reads
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13 / 17
Oh, you taking shots at me now huh? fucking fucker!

ut it was funny though.   :D

Blowing Chunks 684 reads
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14 / 17
lol

but are you still sleeping,  while dreaming of the good old days and your most famous ancestor?  :D

Blowing Chunks 748 reads
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15 / 17
where are you touring? eom


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missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 702 reads
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16 / 17
You know I'm in the Carolinas. -e-


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Blowing Chunks 641 reads
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17 / 17
Too far lol Nice photos though. eom


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