Just saw yet another ad for UTR "Jane" where she links to her  TER reviews.  What am I missing here? Maybe because she only has 19 reviews she is UTR? or Maybe she has one of those special license plate covers...

Some guy posted, "Looking for UTR provider in xxx. PM me."
He quickly got two "pick me" replies saying, "I am UTR! Check my reviews!" They were complete with website and review links.

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she's not UTR.

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UTR women. I would never post a review nor would they want me to. While a few that I see regularly are not on here by choice, they are on P411 (visible to members only). That is a reputable site that works for them for screening purposes only and in staying UTR for the most part.

P 411 makes a woman about as UTR as EROS, or TER for that matter.

Don't get me wrong P411 is a great site, and I am proud to be a member, but there are thousands and thousands of P 411 members, which hardly makes it UTR.

I've noticed your statements are getting dumber by the hour, did you take time released, stupid pills this morning?

OK, I won't be as harsh as Gambler, but I'm a happy member of P411 and I don't see how being there as a provider means you're UTR.  Certainly not simply because they're "visible to members only."  There are thousands of P411 members and, if they use the search function for a given area. all the provider profiles pop up.  I haven't checked but doubt you can't be a provider member and not have a profile that's public to members.  Many don't have pictures but they all have descriptions.  I would agree it's quite discreet to do it that way.  But UTR?  Not according to my definition of UTR, which means not listed anywhere and available only through a trusted agency or other source.  The rules here state you can't disclose any information about a UTR.

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Excuse me? Dumb according to who...you? Drivel coming from someone in 'GA' causes no reaction on my end and with someone who posts as if his IQ is below 70? I'm sorry but I cannot allow myself to go there.  

You two make a great team.  Tell off everyone here that they don't know shit.

Here is a simple translation to his post.

"Ok, you got me, I've got no comeback so I will throw a little North South insult into the mix and try to think of an  answer  that makes sense later"

Actually come to think of it, he sounds an awful lot like Krystal, only he writes in complete sentences. He can't defend his stupid statement so he lobs a couple of weak insults and calls it a day. Nicky must be taking pity on him as a fellow New Yorker, but I certainly wouldn't be in a rush to call him one of my own if I were Nicky.

Now for the positive, I think Dungy might have just found someone with as little game as him, To borrow a phrase "Half wit vs Dim wit" I think I'll set the opening line at Dungy -120, any takers?

Guess she took some of our recommendations and decided to write like she actually did get a GED already.

You get a reputation for being dumb. It only took you an entire 7 posts on this board to reveal that. Congratulations are in order.

If not...its' gotta be close  

I bet you it will be more like -140/50, but I bet if you give the puck line it will be well over +200.

Speaking of hockey, maybe that's what wrong with our dumb ass new friend from NY, his Rangers got pounded by The Bruins earlier today 5-2, You know how NYers hate to get beat by any team from Boston. That could have sent him over the edge and might account for some of his stupid statements? or he might just be a dumbass? Somehow I think I already know which option you are going to pick. lol

I wouldn't hold my breath for PPV, lightweights barely draw in boxing or MMA, much less in a battle of wits. Do you really think anyone is going to pay to see our version of the Special Olympics, just remember even the winner is still going to be a retard.

Ok, now lets wait for all the hate mail for my use of the "R" word. Fucking bunch of PC Dumbasses

but it did take a few posts to remove all doubt, just like our latest moron.

Hey speaking of "know it all, dumbasses" what ever happened to "Taylor", did she give up so soon? If so, I wonder if "Gina" had anything to do with it? Her dumb postings could not have been good for the GLS reputation. Especially when she tried to bite the hand that was feeding her, and them.

Well...I guess we'll both have to listen to BigP cry more. (and he hasn't replied to my post on P & R...is he getting pointers from Krystal?)

Tragic

This was his first post.......

"anything posted on this board is a reflection of who we are".

First fucking place...first fucking place

She signed up with another username, but it didn't take very long to figure her out.

Just read it, and, yes, it was weak.  I, for one, don't believe he's really a New Yorker.  He'd have better game if he really was.  Kind of you not to point out you're not actually from Georgia, lol!  Funny how this guy piles one ass-umption on top of another.  He really has descended into the Dungbeetle category.  Will some kind soul please explain to him he's out of his depth?

I mean honestly, is it really fair for Dungbeetle to take you on, or this other fucktard to take me on without giving them a chance to work on their game before graduating to the majors?

I mean lately most of us have been been rather nice to some of these new board idiots in an attempt to balance having fun and avoiding too many 1st round knockouts. I think we may need to start our own farm teams so these guys are ready for us by the time they get here. I enjoy fucking with the defenseless from time to time as much as the next guy, but I prefer to pick on some one who can at least put up a decent fight, these amateurs are really no challenge whatsoever.

No, I'm sorry I do not know Krystal. The ladies I have the privilege of partaking in are UTR as I would call it in my dictionary. I would suspect and highly doubt you would know them. West of the Hudson is still sane with me. Did I tell 'everyone' here they don't know shit? I don't believe I did. Are you sure you're not from the south too?  

Thanks prick. My brother is actually mentally disabled. For a second I thought you were one of the more intellectually capable posters on here from what I had gathered. Shame. You must be a good ol' southern boy with the rest of 'em. (Yawn)

but I oculd see the hobbyist`s point in posting. If other hobbyists (or proviiders) recognize the handle, and trust him, and they have some backchannel info, they might PM him. After all, he was asking for PMs. He didn`t ask for folks to publicly list UTR ladies.  

Again, dumb? According to whom exactly? You? Don't tell me another one. Lemme guess, you're from the south too. Shocker. I guess good ol' boys do stick together don't they. I bet you're all 3x my age too, maybe more. That's a shame.  

Sorry, but no...you really don't. I have traveled the GLOBE and found the southern boys to excel in respect. You boys might show up in suits to your appts. but you clearly have no skill in other things...not painting in absolutes of course because I do have some ATF Yankees, but overall...you fail.

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Oh, so only us "crawdad eating southern folk" can be retarded? Get a rope lol.

10 posts and you are coming further South. Somehow I think you will dig right through Dixie in route to China.

Gambler's from Georgia!  It doesn't take the clueless long to expose themselves here.  Even if they're from Noo Yawk (or claim they are).

We are not supposed to be using that "rope" word anymore, lol.

Then, why are YOU here, on a REVIEW SITE? Goodness....next.

No, I can assure you firsthand, she (T) as you all refer to her, is not. And yes, I know all too well who she is, as I have spent time with this woman. I did come on here out of sheer curiosity though. She would vent to me about the so-called boards time and time again, and I had no clue as to what she was talking about. So I figured I'd finally check it out for myself. After one day, I see where she was coming from. Clearly. Definitely not my scene. I think you people have a few screws way too loose.  

"Y'all suck up north, but wanna pay me?" Meh...that should go over well bwahahhahaa.

You know you can get paid to give a bbbj anywhere in the world with your skill, and you have.  

She was not UTR, but all over the place. You can't even get your stories straight.

In one breath you ask if it matters where we are all from, then you criticize and stereotype Southerners.

You are a mass of conflicting stories.

so according to YOU and your words right here in print, she talks about "the boards" on a client's time? You are seriously not doing her any favors.

You can't be "UTR for the most part" ...Duh.... That's like saying "She's a woman for the most part."  Tsch!

Dude. What are you talking about? I am new here and was just chiming in checking out this scene as it is not my typical one. This will be my last response to this blatant crap you people post, whoever the fuck you all are. In case you hadn't noticed, my posts only began to criticize after I was being criticized first. Take a look. Who says I have to take that good ol' boy crap? Sorry I don't in the real world, and I'm not about to here. I was simply curious yesterday and thought I'd check it out one time, nothing more. But yes it started from the one person YOU happened to bring up. In case you hadn't noticed, dude, you brought her up, not me. Remember? I'm simply responding because I do know her. And yes, I see UTR providers all over the world, she is just someone I happened to meet with on a fluke while in the city and we became friends out of it more than this business. It kind of propelled me to check this whole ridiculous thing out finally and see what the fuss was about and why she would confide in me the way she had. This is all irrelevant anyhow, she is no longer here so it really doesn't matter now does it? And why are you so adamant on bringing her up every chance you get. I read your posts. She told me about you actually. You seem a bit obsessed if I'm to be an observer. Stop talking about her already, she's gone. You're like a damn stalker. I'm glad she's done. She never did fit in anyhow.

You are Taylor herself, having been run out of town on a rail, you sneak back onto the board and get your ass handed to you all over again, this time supposedly as a man.

As the saying goes "you can't make this shit up" thanks for making my day, you are downright hilarious, in a pathetic kind of way of course. Strike two!!! I can't wait for your next plate appearance. What are you going to pretend to be next time?

She was/is a total manipulator. Look what she made that DATY guy do. She convinced him to put up a retirement thread for her. Now she convinces another hapless "hobbyist?" to come to the board for her. She's good. I'll give her that much credit. Unfortunately being a manipulator doesn't always pay the bills.

If by "young cat" he means "immature pussy" maybe he has a point, but I thought that term went out in the 60's. Oh well, assuming for the moment he is actually a "he" and not Taylor herself, his taste sure runs old. How old is Taylor? about 50 or so??? lol

"I am glad she is done...she never did fit in anyhow?" Funny, but how would you know that if you are "new here?" Your posts are nutty, and only make her look bad. Just stop typing already! You've made both you and her, look totally insane. "She told YOU about Panthera?" Some, mindless (sorry lol), nameless board poster using an alias? Who does that on a DATE? Who talks about people on TER when they are NOT on here? Who cares THAT MUCH about what people on a fk board say about them? That is nuts!  

Yeah, he did. He also mentioned 30's, and if he is seeing Taylor at 50 years old, ..........Nuff said, lol.

I mean let's recap this. You have a thirtyish Johnnie Boy paying five hundred bucks an hour to be with a fiftyish hooker, and they spend their "date" talking about the likes of you and me???

I think he is at least as deserving of our pity as his is our disdain and loathing. Unless of course there is no Roger, and this entire thing was a pitiful attempt by Taylor herself to sneak back on the board after being delisted.

He/she sure was quick to rise to the bait once I mentioned Taylor and pinata in the same sentence. For someone who claims not to care a thing about us and this board, she sure went through a lot of effort to "put us in our place" with her little fictitious (or just plain lame) little Johnnie Boy.

and what kind of loser brags about fucking a fifty year old hooker, especially when he claims to be a "man" twenty years her junior. She's at least twenty years too old for me, and I am a hell of a lot older than "Roger" not to mention a hell of a lot smarter, even if I am a "Southerner" Funny, I never knew that the San Francisco Bay Area was part of the deep south. I guess you learn something new everyday. lmao

He didn't even get an honorable mention. Funny how Roger hung on her cries about me. I guess he didn't notice that she called me out by name on at least one occasion when I had no intention of even posting and did so through the back door on several other occasions.  

On one of our trips, yes, you were a highlight of entertainment. Her stories had me cracking up on the things said on this board. I didn't believe it myself but she had me in stitches. How could I not check it out at some point. She did warn me though, this could be fun. Again, doesn't matter where you are from, you talk like a fucking redneck without a clue, give Northern Cal a bad name if you really are from there.  

An interesting assessment to see the thought processes of this side of the coin of my fellow hobbyists, sad to say. Seriously, you can't really be all that idiotic? Yes, I said 'young cats' and no ‘she’ did not put me up to this. Is anyone on this hilarious board under the age of 60 anyway? I’m guessing not from my observation.

Frisco Texas that is. BTW nobody from California calls San Franciso "Frisco", anyone from the Bay Area simply calls it "the City".

but in Frisco Texas, you can get crawfish, chickenfried steak, hell there's even a Waffle House there. lol Not to mention a couple of country clubs with some beautiful 5,000 sq ft houses that would go for ten million in NYC, but in Texas start at a little less than a million. Just one more benefit of living "down south"

and actually you can find one in the $850K range. I priced a few last year. Nice area, just a bit too far out of the city for me. I would rater pay a few bucks more and be right in the heart of shopping, dining etc. not to mention a short cab ride home if you've had a few. One of the problems with the burbs is trying to get a cab when you need one. It's not the fifty buck ride, it's the hour you have to wait for it to show up.

and not a figment of Taylor's imagination.

Hey if you want to pay some old broad to fuck you, that's your business. I certainly won't hold it against you. I will LMAO about it, but it's still your business. and if she wants to insist that she's 44, I guess that's her business as well. Even 44 is way too old for me, especially in hooker years.

You might want to get a handle on that temper of yours, it sounds like you are ready to blow a gasket, and you are much too young to have a coronary, no wonder you pay to fuck old broads. I guess if I were 32 and reduced to paying old broads for sex, I might want to hurl a few insults at my betters as well. oh well, sucks to be you.

Yes, this board is hilarious, and it's posters like you and Taylor who make it that way.

Two half wits trying to pretend they have it all together, One a geriatric trying to pretend she "still has it" and the other a kid who never will.

It's been fun, but I have to run now. I'll be back to read your pearls of wisdom and I'll try not to be hurt by your rapier like wit, but try to take it easy on the southerners, some of them like London have a bite much worse than her bark. Have fun now, I'll be back in a while. Try to think of something clever while I'm gone

You? Hit a nerve...you are joking again right? Like I said, strictly entertainment. You have no problem knockin, but the minute someone knocks back, watch out. I call bullshit. And a figment of someone's imagination? That is a joke like many of your responses to me. Dude if I actually told you who I was, you would fuck yourself, trust me. Obviously, we can't and won’t go there. But let’s just put this out there and hopefully you'll can it for a second or two and actually listen to something other than your own proud gums flapping off nonsense for a change.

does sound like Taylor. You may have been correct earlier. Surely two narcissists would not get along so well as these "two", and I highly doubt that Taylor has a friend that would so vehemently come on here just to defend her "honor".

weak, weak, weak.

You really are starting to sound like Taylor herself, way more estrogen in your writings than testosterone. Your "respect"??? Why should I care about the respect of a supposedly young guy who brags about his exploits with a middle aged, BSC hooker who has delusions of adequacy?  I love this whole "I can be with anyone I want for free" but you choose a middle aged hooker who thinks her pussy is gold plated. yeah right, you keep telling yourself that. We all believe what a winner you are. Actually I am not convinced that you are anything more than a figment of Taylor's imagination.

I can't wait for her to coming crawling back on this board bragging about having "proved herself" by your insipid posts, Now that will be an entertaining day.

and sorry sonny, or what ever you are. I am not a "hobbyist" or married. I am a good old fashioned whore monger, happily divorced and not cheating on anybody, so save that little speech for someone else.

fun.  

But seriously...all you guys were right. I don't think I realized that til today. Something clicked or snapped or whatever you wanna call it. I have tried to get 3 businesses off the ground and failed while doing this gig part time. I have never failed at anything in my life. That is a new word to me. Unfortunately, being 'T' is the only success I have seen in a year as a complete fluke and honestly a joke. But you're right. I am nothing but an almost 44yo 'hooker' and Im pretty sure I better get good at it, cause it looks like at this rate, that's all I got hahahaha.  

Taylor my deer. (not dear) We knew it was you. Actually, yes I did miss you for a day although you had never really left. As your lame posts progressed, it was kind of easy to spot the best female troll we have had here in a while.  

Oh P. I knew you'd be the first to respond and since I'm not you know whatted yet. Let me respond. You are my shrink now. LOL. Anyhow, long story short, yes of course i know I need to seek help, hell who doesn't especially with what we do. But seriously, you do have me all wrong and I think deep down you know that. Ask any guy I really spent time with. I absolutely adore men...I do. Never been with a woman, if I hated men that much, trust me I would've tried that route a long time ago.  

and how many posts did it take for me to bust you? Not many. Like I told you before, you just really aren't very good at this, but I am sure you'll be back, and we'll use you like the pinata you are.

Now for just a moment of seriousness, I, and I doubt any one else here really wishes you any ill in life, but you came onto this board and started giving advice instead of asking for it, and when called on it by people who have years of experience you got defensive, No one likes someone like that, My sincere advice is to drop "T" and obviously "Roger" reinvent yourself under a new name and come back here sans the attitude and try it again. You will find the people here quite helpful when asked nicely.

Do you know what the best revenge would be for you? Come back, make a success out of yourself and then a year later you could rub my nose in it and tell me who your new, and successful persona is at that time. I would be forced to  give you kudos or look like a hypocrite.

In all honesty I liked ts...roger..whatever.  I had PM'd with her as ts and knew that she was having issues in this world.  It's not an easy world for many to really play in...and many here just think it's a matter of suck and fuck...but for many the emotional impact is a tough one.

I still love you...you are awesome, don't care what others think of you...I know the real you. Don't need to hide that in a pm.

When you really think about it, she could have assimilated here as opposed to running into a new house with guns blazing. She could have eventually become part of the pride. Well, forget I just said that, lol.

chgocpa  at  hotmail.com

You weren't hearing or just listening to me, any of you, what i was really trying to convey. On here, you only see and hear what you want to and that's ok but being on the receiving end as I was, it can be beyond frustrating, more than you know. As I've been told it's only a 'fuck' board...but I wonder, is it, really? I think for everyone on this board, tho no one will admit but me of course, that it is so much more. It helps people to hide or not hide, to vent or not vent, to have a voice when maybe they don't have a voice anywhere else and someone somewhere will be reading, feeling, writing back. Something at least. Am I wrong?

for blowing your cover hotstuff. LOL

LOL...who says that isn't already in the works You don't need to tell me, I've been on it for weeks already. Again, I'm no dummy. And yes, you will be forced to give me kudos mister. Mark the day.