I know that GFE is the acronym for Girl Friend Experience and I know what hobbyists and providers are generally talking about when they use this term - something you only expect from a girlfriend. But I sometimes wonder if everyone is on the same page. It seems to me that most guys searching for providers might be looking for "something else" than what they normally get. It has been my experience, that unless it is a "really new girlfriend",  a guy might more often expect from a girlfriend something like:
You need a haircut (shave, new suit, new shoes or whatever)
When are you going to clean up your car - it's gross!
Not tonight, Honey, I'm too tired
My God, do you realize it is 6 AM - I need to sleep
Well if you insist, but don't muss up my hair.

GFE slipped out of my vocab long ago for something better,
a PE = Passionate Experience.
In my years as a schlong, GFE has been passionate usually for
2-24 months. Then it becomes a drag as GF tries to change me into her "ideal man," one who gives up bbjs, doggie, golf, travel, and freedom, and goes on to have WE's, wife experiences.

EOE = endless oral experience, which occurs with young ladies who have insatiable oral cravings, like the pouty-lipped flight attendant whose greeting always was: "Hi TLS, would you like a bj?"
Or the early risers who like to wake you up with a bj.

EDE = endless doggie experience, as with bubble-bottom ladies who really get off from hard pounding multiorgasmic doggie forever. These ladies often moan and occasionally say: "Oh God don't stop!"
Providers usually add: "Ommagod, it's huge!" But they are thinking about tips.

TROG-E and SQE are different varieties of advanced BWE:
Trog Experience, Sasquatch Experience, and Bow Wow Experience.

Last and eternal is the WE, wife experience. Asking you for a new car halfway through a bj is one kind. Snoring during doggie or daty is another. PMU is Post-Marital-Upselling, and it never ends.

As we discussed a few months ago on the LA board...

Man you have had them all! I can't top that!

You can Wake Me Up...Anytime!
I Luv...it!
You can Mess up my hair if you want to!
We can also do other things to me...
if you know what I mean...Wink... Wink...
Dont Worry.. Be Happy!!

That's a wife you are talking about!

To me a GFE is a hormone charges lust session with passionate kisses, multiple long oral sets and the final dance is a marathon or at least two enduro runs rather than a 30 minute sprint.

A friend described it as "World Peace" sex today. I've used a similar line and think she's dead right on that.