several different ways. Are there guys that just don't enjoy eating pussy in general? Not just hooker pussy, but any pussy. And if not, why. I'll fess up to being a connoisseur... or if that's too personal, let's just say I have a voracious appetite for it. Whine taster?

Eating pussy is great foreplay.  Figuring out what technique suit her and watching her responses.  I prefer eating hooker pussy over civvy pussy because hookers know how to care for their twats better than civvies, who sometimes smell

Considering SweetMelissa's response, I'd certainly be interested in what any other ladies have to say on the matter.  As Jake suggests below, a lot of us guys enjoy going down on a woman as foreplay, it can be a great way to get the action going.  That said, if the lady "could take it or leave it" and it's a "very rare occasion that (she) can get off that way", that might change the guys perspective.  I for one think I'd be less inclined to partake if that's the ladies perspective.  Any other ladies want to weigh in?

You eater of smelly civvy pussy.

sometime civvy pussy tastes Iike... well ... pussy    lol
rarely is it a sweet and fragrant as hooker pussy.

Being licked
But there are some guys who don't do it during a session.
Maybe not their thing or it is too personal to do with a provider.
Then there are others like you who enjoy it.
Everyone should do what is enjoyable and comfortable for them

...I could never imagine a woman not wanting to be serviced orally. Unless she's been traumatized in some way about it, who wouldn't enjoy it? Sure there are guys who are terrible at it, but not every guy is awful so I just don't understand that. Just weird.

I'm surprised to hear a woman say that, I guess the guys you've been with aren't doing it right.

It stands for Stupidest Poster Of The Year, genius.  So thanks for proving, once again, that you are the perennial SPOTY winner.
As for smelly civvy pussy, if, in a lifetime of pussy eating you've never come across any it must be for one of two reasons:
1) You never, ever eat any pussy at all.
2) You've never been with a civvy because you've always had to pay for it.
Either way, you're a loser.  But we knew that.

A healthy clean woman has a wonderful scent and taste, I have to admit, I just love kissing and licking a woman's pussy, all the ladies I've seen so far in this hobby I have enjoyed DATY very much.
I have also read several articles and watched a few videos on different techniques on how to eat pussy.
I don't understand the guys that say they don't like it.. oh well more for me..   LO

drive you to the other side ... not that that's a bad side ... lo

Stupidest Poster On TER This Year

FatVern is a perennial SPOTY contender, but too inept even at being stupid to have ever won the crown.  

....sure did turn out to be my kryptonite

Or are you now claiming to have invented a new title?  I'd say, "Nice try," but it wasn't.
You really should just stop it.  Unless, of course, you enjoy looking like a fool.
That is actually a strong possibility.

Do you ever come to NY?

My ex-wife was in piss-poor health, and her pussy smelled fucking FOUL.  Like dead fish.  A woman who takes care of herself and keeps it clean down there will have a slightly musky aroma and flavor.  

I've never really had the zest for it that some men do and I do find it very intimate.  Its something I would only do to please an intimate and trusted partner.  I would NEVER pay to do this, and would also not do it to someone who was getting licked by many other people, not for sanitary reasons but personal ones.   If I go down on a girl I probably love her and trust that she loves me.

but nobody will tell me how. Married for decades and my ex would never tell me what to do. I've asked dozens of providers to tell me what to do, and they all say "you're doing just fine".  I know I'm not.

Tickling the tip of the iceberg with the tongue is annoying to some.

I suppose it's a learned art. Just like some women give lousy BJ's. Go gentle, look for feedback. Go to the Interwebs.

About 15 years ago, I developed a pain in my lower neck and shoulder.  A CAT scan revealed bone spurs which my doctor told me are a result of applying pressure to the neck in an awkward position.  He gave me a look that left no doubt what he thinks caused it.  He advised curtailment of such activities to alleviate the pain, and doing so has helped me to avoid the surgery that otherwise I might have needed.

Dear PRS2005,

I'll add that I enjoy it with a woman who enjoys having her pussy eaten and who is engaged in the process. I prefer for her to be vocal about what she likes and what she wants and I even enjoy when a woman gets physical, grabs my head and directs me. I prefer a woman to be selfish when I'm eating her pussy, to manuver herself or me to get herself off.  

Most men don't know how to pleasure you in that way.

Has been similar.  The incidence of smelly nasty civvie pussy is about five times as great as that of professionals I have seen.

-- Modified on 11/4/2016 10:22:24 AM

When there's that connection between us. Sometimes it doesn't happen till the second or sometimes the third date, and by then I'm all over her. For me there has to be that "Animal" passion between us and that's rarely achieved on the first date...although it has happened so....I guess you can never say never

I love eating pussy as much as cumming if not more.

As a matter of fact, I was with a lady last night and had her sitting on my face. She was able to get into the position that brought her the most pleasure. Dividends were paid, let me tell you.

You believe in romantic love, that's awesome and I'm saying that sincerely.

I suppose I never will understand why some women feel that men should know what they are thinking, in and out of the bedroom.

Start at the corners and work your way in.

Nothing could be finer than to be in a Vagina in the morning
Nothing could be sweeter than my sweetie's little heater in the morning
Stroking my cutie girly with her lips all dewy early in the morning
If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day
I'd make myself a wish and here is what I'd say
Nothing could be finer than to lick a fresh vagina in the morning!

...and this is a case where you are NOT what you eat. well, I suppose some of you may be. 😎

vaginaterian

And your "guarantee" is bullshit as well.  You've met a few hundred, maybe even a few thousand people in your life.  Out of billions.  And with your sample size YOU can "guarantee" that EVERY adult human has an agenda?

my ex took anywhere from my 20-30 minutes to cum with a well placed (and trained) tongue. There are some gals that just have a hard time ... doesn't make her a bad person tho ... or Provider!

And I get told I have good instincts for it and that she had a good orgasm. Like PRS said, I know it's always possible she's just saying that. Maybe I have been told that when it wasn't true in her case. But there's also physiological responses that would be pretty hard to fake.

These are the only two choices.

I enjoy DATY immensely but i do have a very sensitive clit and I like it done in specific ways... (don't normally like the helicopter tongue, slow and easy at first, let it build, etc.) I also believe that every lady is different and may enjoy it in different ways so the KEY is to SPEAK UP. Most guys are willing to follow instructions. So I say, open your legs, open your mouth and ENJOY it!!

That there are providers here that also see female clients, but none have expressed any "enjoyment" about eating pussy.

was trying the opposite ... sucking dick! Don't  
think his biz is doing very well these days. 😲

Well, as one who has eaten SweetMelissa's pussy I must say that she seemed to enjoy it.  But I am not sure if she got off.  

For northofboston. Since these are two activities he admittedly enjoys, I am just wondering which he enjoys more

Exactly. The differences are really interesting and part of the fun. What one woman needs and what works on her can be so different from another woman. Figuring that out and finding what works can be real fun, but it's nice if she provides direction and really gets into it. Get loud, claw my head, clamp down on me. Hell yeah! Let's have a blast.

100% agree! Providers should learn how to have FUN and enjoy themselves (while making money)... and to be honest I don't think there's a woman alive that won't enjoy it, they just may not know it because they're not allowing themselves to. A lot of ladies close their minds to the possibility of having an orgasm that way. When their mind isn't there, the climax won't be either.

True story!  While I don't claim to speak for any other guy, I go down on a woman to please her.  That, in turn, pleases me.  If she isn't getting pleasure out of it, then I'm wasting my time.  If what I'm doing isn't working for you, please let me know, we'll BOTH enjoy it a lot more!

I enjoy it but not for more than 10 min doing the same moves.  
I've had men stay down there forever, like 40 min, the first 10 i'll be moaning, the next 20 I'll be be faking, and the last ten I'll be falling aslee

I do enjoy a nice lick-a-clit action.. if it's not perfect, I route it in the right direction...
I'm one of a kind who come very easily type of muse, very easy to please.
I do, however, enjoy real good fucking, it makes me happy......

I am a fairly sensitive guy...  I pay attenture to her cues & responses.  My preferance is to support her hips to give her freedom to move against me.  Or she rests her feet on my back or shoulders, same result.  Or to put it in man terms...  I am the motor but she is the driver.   I get pleasure in pleasing her...  assuming that eventually I'll get pleased as well.

I'd reply ... but I learned to disregards jerk offs at 16. ho hum

“I won’t lick between your legs or can;
I do not like it Sam I am.

Being bisexual I crave the touch and taste of a woman. I love giving and receiving. Soft sensual touches and teasing.  Make me beg for it. This is not a race to the finish but is a journey. Explore me, feel me, taste me.  Also, doing the alphabet with your tongue helps. Yes it sounds crazy but holy shit, it feels amazing!  Gentle kisses and diagonal flat tongue slow licks does it every time.  Enjoy eating that pussy like it's your last meal. She will crave your mouth

worth a visit lopaw .... and even sweeter than hotttt.

I don't like you, jerk-off."

maybe when you ask and she says you're doing fine ..... continue ...  
you can at least have a "little" self confidence. And they just came out with this porn thing ... sort of like instructional videos. Watch some sapphic videos and how guys eat pussy too. Lots of see.  

hahahahahahaha ... you're as hopeless as JRB. Alter ego?  

even for an old cum guzzler like me .... hahahahahahaha

I mistakenly thought you directed that toward me.  
Wasn't that an off Broadway Play? Sorry. My bad

Never met one, provider or civvie, that didn't enjoy the attention...  

i've been told i'm good at it, but were they just being polite? recently, a civvie partner after (presumably) cumming several times from my performing oral on her begged me not to stop when i briefly paused. i took it as a positive sign. hopefully, this thread won't lead me to question my skills...

I actually offered lessons for a very nominal fee just so guys would lick my pussy the right way. I'm not kidding... believe me when I tell you you are not the only guy who doesn't have a clue. But you are the first person I've ever seen admit it. For the record not a single person took me up on my offer. This tells me that everybody out there thinks they're Champion pussy licker. I do understand that every woman is different. I see this when I do threesomes that the other woman likes things done differently than I do. Then again I don't know if they are being real or phony. I know for some women in the business it's showtime. I'd like to believe I'm a little bit different or even a lot different. But that comes with age and experience. So if you want to write me an email I will explain very clearly how to do it or you can just watch the video that is posted inside of my blog.

-- Modified on 11/5/2016 5:10:28 AM

to pull down her panties to save this young man's soul.
Or he can sign up with Nicolette, just based on your recent review ...
"She gets on fire and always demands her share of O’s. DATY is a wild ride, since sometimes she grips my head in her thighs like a vise." ... The Lass can provide the lessonsame, then he can practice on Nicolette ... if he can't make those two cum, he's a lost cause.  

I'm sure we'll enjoy one anothers company.  Over and over again

Humans are odd creatures for sure..
What could be sweeter than sex when it's pure...

"Jerk off behavior."

I now have a great reason to come to Raleigh!

In any case, I am glad you have over come your handicap.

There are some women who hate it. There are some who can cum once, but don't touch it after. There are some who can cum twice. And there are some who can cum endlessly. Those dates are wild. The guys probably fall somewhere along the same lines. So what kind of connoisseur are you? Have you ever spent the whole session fine dining?

fuck the tie ... break out the cuffs.

but if you say please
I'll drop down to my knees  
and give you a lick that  
makes you cum qwik,

I'm somewhat oral.... I think lopaw needs to visit the Hub and have us nibble her nub ...  and teach her to squirt instead of just flirt.

To be vulgar in verse
Is made all the worse
If you don’t take the time
To add meter to rhyme

omg   come to Connecticut       I would stay down there for hours