I'm somewhat oral.... I think lopaw needs to visit the Hub and have us nibble her nub ... and teach her to squirt instead of just flirt.
several different ways. Are there guys that just don't enjoy eating pussy in general? Not just hooker pussy, but any pussy. And if not, why. I'll fess up to being a connoisseur... or if that's too personal, let's just say I have a voracious appetite for it. Whine taster?
Eating pussy is great foreplay. Figuring out what technique suit her and watching her responses. I prefer eating hooker pussy over civvy pussy because hookers know how to care for their twats better than civvies, who sometimes smell
You eater of smelly civvy pussy.
It stands for Stupidest Poster Of The Year, genius. So thanks for proving, once again, that you are the perennial SPOTY winner.
As for smelly civvy pussy, if, in a lifetime of pussy eating you've never come across any it must be for one of two reasons:
1) You never, ever eat any pussy at all.
2) You've never been with a civvy because you've always had to pay for it.
Either way, you're a loser. But we knew that.
Stupidest Poster On TER This Year
Or are you now claiming to have invented a new title? I'd say, "Nice try," but it wasn't.
You really should just stop it. Unless, of course, you enjoy looking like a fool.
That is actually a strong possibility.
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FatVern is a perennial SPOTY contender, but too inept even at being stupid to have ever won the crown.
FatVern has been odds on favorite several times to win, but has always managed to fuck it up somehow, or has simply been 'outstupided" like this year, a year where he has literally thousands of qualifying posts, but is still a very distant second in the polls to his even stupider sister fatgirl.
as for the rest of your post, I don't see a lot to argue about.
sometime civvy pussy tastes Iike... well ... pussy lol
rarely is it a sweet and fragrant as hooker pussy.
Has been similar. The incidence of smelly nasty civvie pussy is about five times as great as that of professionals I have seen.
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but nobody will tell me how. Married for decades and my ex would never tell me what to do. I've asked dozens of providers to tell me what to do, and they all say "you're doing just fine". I know I'm not.
I just gave up trying.
I suppose it's a learned art. Just like some women give lousy BJ's. Go gentle, look for feedback. Go to the Interwebs.
Check out Aiobehan's blog (gingermilf.gfefiles.com). Back in April or May she posted a link to a pussy eating video. It's hot AND educational, if you need education. Read her whole blog though - she's funny as hell and sexy and real.
I just gave up trying.
I actually offered lessons for a very nominal fee just so guys would lick my pussy the right way. I'm not kidding... believe me when I tell you you are not the only guy who doesn't have a clue. But you are the first person I've ever seen admit it. For the record not a single person took me up on my offer. This tells me that everybody out there thinks they're Champion pussy licker. I do understand that every woman is different. I see this when I do threesomes that the other woman likes things done differently than I do. Then again I don't know if they are being real or phony. I know for some women in the business it's showtime. I'd like to believe I'm a little bit different or even a lot different. But that comes with age and experience. So if you want to write me an email I will explain very clearly how to do it or you can just watch the video that is posted inside of my blog.
to pull down her panties to save this young man's soul.
Or he can sign up with Nicolette, just based on your recent review ...
"She gets on fire and always demands her share of O’s. DATY is a wild ride, since sometimes she grips my head in her thighs like a vise." ... The Lass can provide the lessonsame, then he can practice on Nicolette ... if he can't make those two cum, he's a lost cause.
I'm very confident PRS2005 will find the investment worthwhile ... and a whole lotta fun. Those gals rock!
Dear PRS2005,
It is each individual girl's responsibility to Know What She Needs for Her Pleasure
and be able to SPEAK UP as to what exactly she needs for her Pleasure.
This self educating process starts with masturbating, A Lot, to figure out the Rubik's Cube.
I suppose I never will understand why some women feel that men should know what they are thinking, in and out of the bedroom.
Just tell me, or show me. I suck at reading subtle innuendos, and I have zero patience or desire to get better at it.
maybe when you ask and she says you're doing fine ..... continue ...
you can at least have a "little" self confidence. And they just came out with this porn thing ... sort of like instructional videos. Watch some sapphic videos and how guys eat pussy too. Lots of see.
Look, I'm just busting your balls, but eating pussy is an acquired taste. Excelling is an art form. Who knows, maybe I suck at eating pussy? But if you enjoy it, the likelihood of success is greater. And if the provider ain't cumming, it can be for several reasons. Don't fret.
The buffet is open as long as you're paying. And if you read a review where a guy touts his success, PM him (or lopaw) and ask about the session. Lots of ways to learn, the best of which is practice.
And when you grow up, maybe you can get your lick her license
Being licked
But there are some guys who don't do it during a session.
Maybe not their thing or it is too personal to do with a provider.
Then there are others like you who enjoy it.
Everyone should do what is enjoyable and comfortable for them
A healthy clean woman has a wonderful scent and taste, I have to admit, I just love kissing and licking a woman's pussy, all the ladies I've seen so far in this hobby I have enjoyed DATY very much.
I have also read several articles and watched a few videos on different techniques on how to eat pussy.
I don't understand the guys that say they don't like it.. oh well more for me.. LO
These are the only two choices.
For northofboston. Since these are two activities he admittedly enjoys, I am just wondering which he enjoys more
I'd reply ... but I learned to disregards jerk offs at 16. ho hum
I don't like you, jerk-off."
hahahahahahaha ... you're as hopeless as JRB. Alter ego?
please Admin ... this is just harmless fun ... please let us keep playing
nothrofboston? soythofboston? who knows? who cares?
wholewheelofchz ... halfsackofshit ... same thing.
you're really trying to act like a tough guy and create stories
that are as feeble as you are. This is a place where I come to play. I can take it or leave it. Play nice and I won't make you cry. Another keyboard warrior. You know you started this nonsense trying to act like a man because your so fucking uptight. Wanna snowball? 😆😆
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I mistakenly thought you directed that toward me.
Wasn't that an off Broadway Play? Sorry. My bad
My ex-wife was in piss-poor health, and her pussy smelled fucking FOUL. Like dead fish. A woman who takes care of herself and keeps it clean down there will have a slightly musky aroma and flavor.
I would like to add that at work, the other cooks sometimes make fun of me for using tongs instead of my bare hands to grab french fries that just came out of the fryer. I just tell them, "You are what you eat, and I eat pussy, so I'm a pussy."
I've never really had the zest for it that some men do and I do find it very intimate. Its something I would only do to please an intimate and trusted partner. I would NEVER pay to do this, and would also not do it to someone who was getting licked by many other people, not for sanitary reasons but personal ones. If I go down on a girl I probably love her and trust that she loves me.
You believe in romantic love, that's awesome and I'm saying that sincerely.
I can almost assuredly guarantee you that each and every adult human you meet in your lifetime has an agenda, I contend that among adult humans there is no such thing as unconditional love.
But, I would really like to be proven wrong, it hasn't happened yet and I honestly don't think it ever will, but it's folks such as yourself who keep the dream alive.
And your "guarantee" is bullshit as well. You've met a few hundred, maybe even a few thousand people in your life. Out of billions. And with your sample size YOU can "guarantee" that EVERY adult human has an agenda?
Seriously russ...your paranoia is beyond hope. Your misogynistic attitude has consumed you. Yet you still wonder why your ex won't return your calls LOL
Get some professional help. You can afford it. If not...ask for help at free clinics. Maybe you have a friend (not likely given your negativity) who would create a GoFundMe page so you can see a shrink.
I can almost assuredly guarantee you that each and every adult human you meet in your lifetime has an agenda, I contend that among adult humans there is no such thing as unconditional love.
But, I would really like to be proven wrong, it hasn't happened yet and I honestly don't think it ever will, but it's folks such as yourself who keep the dream alive.
About 15 years ago, I developed a pain in my lower neck and shoulder. A CAT scan revealed bone spurs which my doctor told me are a result of applying pressure to the neck in an awkward position. He gave me a look that left no doubt what he thinks caused it. He advised curtailment of such activities to alleviate the pain, and doing so has helped me to avoid the surgery that otherwise I might have needed.
Men who do engage should take pains to avoid my condition. To that end, it is best to have the gal lay down on her back with her legs over the side of a bed, and the guy to kneel on the floor (Pillow under knees, you don't want to damage your menisci.) and go to town that way.
Or, do as I do now whereby I lay down and have her straddle me. I don't get to be the director anymore, which is a bit of a set back but still well worth it
As a matter of fact, I was with a lady last night and had her sitting on my face. She was able to get into the position that brought her the most pleasure. Dividends were paid, let me tell you.
was trying the opposite ... sucking dick! Don't
think his biz is doing very well these days. 😲
In any case, I am glad you have over come your handicap.
I love DATY and if the lady can climax that way, DATO. In any case I absolutely love her sitting over me and face riding. I have met some women who most enjoy this because they can control the pressure and the position. I love direction because that helps me make the whole thing the most enjoyable
I'll add that I enjoy it with a woman who enjoys having her pussy eaten and who is engaged in the process. I prefer for her to be vocal about what she likes and what she wants and I even enjoy when a woman gets physical, grabs my head and directs me. I prefer a woman to be selfish when I'm eating her pussy, to manuver herself or me to get herself off.
I can understand that it's probably a slippery slope with providers so as to not hurt that fragile male ego. I don't participate in the ego bullshit, it's a waste of time and energy.
When I get a blow job, I really like it when the woman asks me how I want it, rather than waste time and energy trying to figure it out. It should be the same for her. Some ladies like it super soft and very little clit stimulation, others like constant clit stimulation. Communication is key, I have no interest in trying to figure out what you want me to do, tell me and I'll be a good soldier.
When there's that connection between us. Sometimes it doesn't happen till the second or sometimes the third date, and by then I'm all over her. For me there has to be that "Animal" passion between us and that's rarely achieved on the first date...although it has happened so....I guess you can never say never
I love eating pussy as much as cumming if not more.
Nothing could be finer than to be in a Vagina in the morning
Nothing could be sweeter than my sweetie's little heater in the morning
Stroking my cutie girly with her lips all dewy early in the morning
If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day
I'd make myself a wish and here is what I'd say
Nothing could be finer than to lick a fresh vagina in the morning!
...and this is a case where you are NOT what you eat. well, I suppose some of you may be. 😎
vaginaterian
And I get told I have good instincts for it and that she had a good orgasm. Like PRS said, I know it's always possible she's just saying that. Maybe I have been told that when it wasn't true in her case. But there's also physiological responses that would be pretty hard to fake.
My point is I love doing it and I think that's the first and maybe most important step toward being "good" at it. That and a partner who is receptive to it. Some women just have sort of a mental thing where they don't like the idea of being licked anywhere on their body. So for them to cum that way, they really have to relax and get out of their head and be in the moment. If she has a mind bending orgasm, I don't think of it as "I made her cum" or "I got her off". That's something we made happen together. I'm not solely responsible for her orgasms; when we're together, neither is she.
I enjoy DATY immensely but i do have a very sensitive clit and I like it done in specific ways... (don't normally like the helicopter tongue, slow and easy at first, let it build, etc.) I also believe that every lady is different and may enjoy it in different ways so the KEY is to SPEAK UP. Most guys are willing to follow instructions. So I say, open your legs, open your mouth and ENJOY it!!
Exactly. The differences are really interesting and part of the fun. What one woman needs and what works on her can be so different from another woman. Figuring that out and finding what works can be real fun, but it's nice if she provides direction and really gets into it. Get loud, claw my head, clamp down on me. Hell yeah! Let's have a blast.
100% agree! Providers should learn how to have FUN and enjoy themselves (while making money)... and to be honest I don't think there's a woman alive that won't enjoy it, they just may not know it because they're not allowing themselves to. A lot of ladies close their minds to the possibility of having an orgasm that way. When their mind isn't there, the climax won't be either.
True story! While I don't claim to speak for any other guy, I go down on a woman to please her. That, in turn, pleases me. If she isn't getting pleasure out of it, then I'm wasting my time. If what I'm doing isn't working for you, please let me know, we'll BOTH enjoy it a lot more!
That there are providers here that also see female clients, but none have expressed any "enjoyment" about eating pussy.
I enjoy it but not for more than 10 min doing the same moves.
I've had men stay down there forever, like 40 min, the first 10 i'll be moaning, the next 20 I'll be be faking, and the last ten I'll be falling aslee
I am a fairly sensitive guy... I pay attenture to her cues & responses. My preferance is to support her hips to give her freedom to move against me. Or she rests her feet on my back or shoulders, same result. Or to put it in man terms... I am the motor but she is the driver. I get pleasure in pleasing her... assuming that eventually I'll get pleased as well.
Being bisexual I crave the touch and taste of a woman. I love giving and receiving. Soft sensual touches and teasing. Make me beg for it. This is not a race to the finish but is a journey. Explore me, feel me, taste me. Also, doing the alphabet with your tongue helps. Yes it sounds crazy but holy shit, it feels amazing! Gentle kisses and diagonal flat tongue slow licks does it every time. Enjoy eating that pussy like it's your last meal. She will crave your mouth 
worth a visit lopaw .... and even sweeter than hotttt.
I'm sure we'll enjoy one anothers company. Over and over again
I'm somewhat oral.... I think lopaw needs to visit the Hub and have us nibble her nub ... and teach her to squirt instead of just flirt.
even for an old cum guzzler like me .... hahahahahahaha
Never met one, provider or civvie, that didn't enjoy the attention...
i've been told i'm good at it, but were they just being polite? recently, a civvie partner after (presumably) cumming several times from my performing oral on her begged me not to stop when i briefly paused. i took it as a positive sign. hopefully, this thread won't lead me to question my skills...
There are some women who hate it. There are some who can cum once, but don't touch it after. There are some who can cum twice. And there are some who can cum endlessly. Those dates are wild. The guys probably fall somewhere along the same lines. So what kind of connoisseur are you? Have you ever spent the whole session fine dining?