1. Plenty of tongue and pay attention to the clit/head
2. No flucking teeth - dammit man! Its ice cream not roast beef.

Let it grow or shave properly, otherwise it feels like a pinecone is attacking my vagina.

I started reading your post, and thinking , yeah, yeah, another boring thread, blah, blah, then I read the udo reference, and diet coke came out of my nose onto my iphone! Good thing I got the lifeproof case

Wow hard to imagine a worse comment, during a blowjob. :

Tons of wetness!! And please learn how to use a Lelo..we providers love it...!!!!!
P.S.. the 126 O's.. I am ROFL..

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When giving me a BBBJ girls please do the following:

1) start with soft kisses to the abdomen shaft and head
2) start licking with a flat tongue like as if it is a wide paintbrush
3) Once sucking use medium to heavy suction
4) Use one hand to hold the ball-sack gently but firmly and pull it slightly towards you
5) With the other hand with a well lubed fingertip, gently slide up and down the soft tissue between our butthole and ball sack.
6) or with the free hand jerk us off with the hand and mouth technique.
7) Once the guy has ejaculated, continue jerking him off for about 20 seconds. This is when the penis and prostate are hypersensitive and will continue to force our brain to increase dopamine levels.
8) If you do Ball Play please do not use too much suction. Believe it or not that if done too hard it will be impossible to hold in gas. Instead suck on them gently and lick them with a wide tongue like a paintbrush not pointy like a pencil.
9) Contrary to popular belief teeth are OK but extremely gently and on the shaft only. Nowhere near the head,ballsack or balls.

* Bonus points* o the bottom side of the head, there is a thin strip of stretched skin that connects the head to the foreskin. This is where it can be massaged with a pointy sharp tongue.

*Bonus Points* Eye contact while doing any of the above.


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get different answers from different ladies....not all like it the same.
My advice, when you get ready to "go down" on her, ask her what she likes.
What women do wrong with a BBBJ....not enough suction or backing away to often.

It was a stupid question to begin with.
YOU'RE pretty friggen stupid if you don't know how to eat pussy

As is clear from the responses, there are lots of different likes and dislikes when it comes to oral sex.

For example, I love to have strong tongue action on the lower tip (glans) of the penis, with an occasional deep throat thrust if the gal is able to handle my awe-inspiring 5" (on a good day) cock.

As for the post ejaculation period, I get very sensitive down there right after so a quick and light follow up is to my liking.

Ball play is nice, but I'm sensitive there too, so again a gentle touch is appreciated.

1st you laugh, then you can be offended when your laughter dies down.....Newb!

ALL WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT! (There's an old Savage Love article I've posted below to illustrate that point)

I've been with my fair share of ladies and gents, and while it's true that men are different and some like different techniques and styles, it's especially true for women.  

But if I am to share my personal #1 do's and don't's

#1 Do: Start Slow! When it comes to getting wet and aroused, most women are not like Corvettes; Most of us do not go from 0 to 60 in a matter of seconds. Most of us are more like stoves...it can take a while for us to heat up. So before zeroing in on the clit and moving flicking your tongue around at warp speed, lick the lips, gently finger the opening, blow a few, gentle hot breaths on the hood. I love to be teased to the point of begging for a tongue on my clit!

# 1 Don't: No Sucking! Sorry, but I just don't like that sensation. It's too much. You have to remember that the clit has twice as many nerve endings as the penis, and the penis is significantly  larger than the clit. So you have twice as many nerve endings in a smaller space. So there definitely is such thing as too much sensation. Plus, many guys cannot effectively suck a clit (particularly a tiny one) without using their teeth. And gentleman, I think you know how painful that can be. Ouch! -- Modified on 10/15/2013 10:17:29 AM

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For us ladies, I can preeeetty much promise you these:

1) do not rest your upper jaw on my lady bits. You are a grown ass man. You have muscles in your neck. Use them!! It is actually quite painful to have teeth digging into your mons the whole time

2) do not grab my clit with your teeth and suck like you're trying to give it a hickey. Again, this actually becomes painful.  

3) speaking of clits, did y'all know you can actually see the damn thing??? No excuses for missing!!

4) dentures. You KNOW you don't feel things as well once you have dentures, so if you can't keep yourself from biting, stay away from the pussy all together.  

5) have you walked around all day? Touching things? I bet you have! Wash those hands baby! The second you try to cram dirty fingers (almost always as unskillfully as you prepared) into our squeaky clean hoo-ha, we start thinking of how likely we are to get a yeast infection, and how we can get ourselves out of this predicament.  

6) stubble. If you wouldn't want to rub your face all over a pussy with that amount of hair, then don't do it to us. Most of us shave or wax completely bare, and sand paper is the absolute last sensation we want to experience. Shave that morning, or let it grow for a few days before you come over.  

7) do start out slow. I'm pretty sure even y'all wouldn't like it if we ripped your legs out from under you, jerked them up in the air, and immediately went Hannibal lector on your cock.  

8) do tease. If her body or her mouth is begging, you are doing it right, and will have way more fun.  

9) do explore all that a lady has to offer. Don't get me wrong, the clit is the shizz, but don't be afraid to vary technique, pressure, and location.  

10) do know when to stop. We get sensitive after an orgasm, so ease up a little. We will usually gently push your head back, or slide away from you a little if its too much. Pay attention to this.

Now that's his forte. That, and stalking women of course.

same answer to both q1 and q2........teet

zzzzzzz!!!
Your getting soooo stale!!

Must be all that dung you eat.