We are all on lockdown and trying to introduce social distancing.  So my proposal.  Try to FaceTime with your favorite provider and we can take jerk off while watching them.  It’s a win win.  The providers still get paid and we get to have some fun.  

Yes, I am sure it's a win win for you, and the ladies who don't have to be in the same room with you, this is something you should have started decades ago. I am sure EVERY provider you have ever been with will agree.

... it's probably the ONLY alternative left to YOU, "Coronavirus" or not!  

but he was funnier before.  Now he's just pathetic.

... go run to COSTCO and get your "lotion" before they SELL out!  

think up a new comeback, mental midget?

...get back to me in a few WEEKS, let me know HOW you're doin'... LOSER.  

a bus in over 30 years.  The fact that you would think of taking a bus rather than a taxi in NY just confirms how low-rent you are.  

I missed you...

You still use you're other handle "lovemaking"?