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That's what I was thinking (or not)
hbyist+truth=;( 2338 reads
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Most of the hookers said they prefer the older, possibly heftier, unattractive guys to the hot bodied good lookers for WORK.

Ladies do you go out searching the same type in real life? Or do you have a real life type?  

My worlds are so opposite. So far Tobi and I have mentioned that the work type and the real world type are very different. We can't be the only two, and even if we are, yay us!!!!!!

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Dr Who revived 980 reads
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Some of the SO/BF of the gals that I know are far from what I would have expected.  Aside from being in the lower half of the looks scale some are also not fucking their GF/So (that would be the hooker).

I've never quite understood that particular attraction...but to each their own.
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Most of the hookers said they prefer the older, possibly heftier, unattractive guys to the hot bodied good lookers for WORK.  
   
 Ladies do you go out searching the same type in real life? Or do you have a real life type?  
   
 My worlds are so opposite. So far Tobi and I have mentioned that the work type and the real world type are very different. We can't be the only two, and even if we are, yay us!!!!!!  

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JohnyComeAlready 861 reads
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I think I might have Parknson's, or some other neurological disorder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f32fEBi_VAw

hbyist+truth=;( 831 reads
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That some hookers actually do like unattractive guys IRL

Dr Who revived 940 reads
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Does your head shake?

I'm guessing that you have a case of the "stupids"...is that considered a neurological disorder?

Did your neurological disorder come before your Parkinson's?

Or is just being obtuse your specialty?
Posted By: JohnyComeAlready
I think I might have Parknson's, or some other neurological disorder.  
   
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f32fEBi_VAw

Dr Who revived 841 reads
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The part of that equation that still baffles me is the lack of fucking.  And seems to be more often than not amongst the hookers I know.

Some seem to only get laid in P4P...go figure  LOL
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
That some hookers actually do like unattractive guys IRL

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 980 reads
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Your thinking is not doing you any good and getting you into stupid territory

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 685 reads
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Movies stars, models, etc. It is psychological kind of thing, Good looking women like to have their boy toys as they say.

Not all that unusual

hbyist+truth=;( 958 reads
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And it will put us all out of misery

JohnyComeAlready 1151 reads
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... it's a progressive disease, I don't think it's progressed yet.  

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Does your head shake?  
   
 I'm guessing that you have a case of the "stupids"...is that considered a neurological disorder?  
   
 Did your neurological disorder come before your Parkinson's?  
   
 Or is just being obtuse your specialty?  
   
Posted By: JohnyComeAlready
I think I might have Parknson's, or some other neurological disorder.  
     
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f32fEBi_VAw

JohnyComeAlready 906 reads
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at least that's what I think... did thinking exist before believing?

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And it will put us all out of misery

89Springer 878 reads
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I was expecting at least most of the women responding to say they preferred hot guys for themselves, but pretty much had to put up with ugly guys as customers. I wasn't expecting you and Tobi to be the only ones with a preference for hot guys. I also wasn't expecting so many to say that they could be aroused by ugly guys.

Either women are wired 100% differently than men, or some of the respondents may have been fudging things a bit.

JohnyComeAlready 845 reads
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I don't even know why I responded to this thread?

 
I don't know the first thing about fucking hot guys.
Posted By: 89Springer
I was expecting at least most of the women responding to say they preferred hot guys for themselves, but pretty much had to put up with ugly guys as customers. I wasn't expecting you and Tobi to be the only ones with a preference for hot guys. I also wasn't expecting so many to say that they could be aroused by ugly guys.  
   
 Either women are wired 100% differently than men, or some of the respondents may have been fudging things a bit.

hbyist+truth=;( 816 reads
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The same suggestion also applies to you.

JohnyComeAlready 822 reads
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Fat boy on a diet... don't try it.

hbyist+truth=;( 640 reads
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Hence the fact that none of the hookers have commented. Or they don't give a rats ass and can't be bothered commenting, LOL.

hbyist+truth=;( 785 reads
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Oh and don't worry I won't, never needed to.  Would never let myself go that badly.

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inicky46 61 Reviews 852 reads
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And what is thinking anyway?  I have no idea.

JohnyComeAlready 724 reads
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Posted By: inicky46

 
                                                          And what is thinking anyway?  I have no idea.

 
 
                                                          LMAO :D

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 925 reads
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(I like 'em a little grungy. My sister would tell y'all that I like guys who "look like they smell bad")...I still have to admit that I have never had a penchant for much older men. I also am a sucker for a nice body and soft skin. So when I'm not in Tobi mode, the guys that get my attention look more like M. Shadows than Michael Moore.  

That said, I think my homegirl hbyist knows the truth as well as I do: you're not going to see an influx of hookers responding to these threads with "I like young, ripped studs with flowing hair and steely blue eyes" because, frankly, that'd be bad for business. The reason I'm okay with saying it is because I keep it 100, for better or worse. But here's the thing: I'm the one getting paid to be hot. My clients don't need to be. Would it be rad if all of my clients looked like Johnny Depp? Fuck yes. Does that mean that I can't still genuinely enjoy providing the service for which I'm paid? Nope.  
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Most of the hookers said they prefer the older, possibly heftier, unattractive guys to the hot bodied good lookers for WORK.  
   
 Ladies do you go out searching the same type in real life? Or do you have a real life type?  
   
 My worlds are so opposite. So far Tobi and I have mentioned that the work type and the real world type are very different. We can't be the only two, and even if we are, yay us!!!!!!  

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bonordonor 696 reads
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30 years ago. Can we give it a go Tobi? Of course, to be fair, I now look like Johnny Deppshitt. lol

Arovet 62 Reviews 658 reads
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And I'll stop comparing right there ;-)

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EstellaAyrs See my TER Reviews 831 reads
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Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Most of the hookers said they prefer the older, possibly heftier, unattractive guys to the hot bodied good lookers for WORK.  
   
 Ladies do you go out searching the same type in real life? Or do you have a real life type?  
   
 My worlds are so opposite. So far Tobi and I have mentioned that the work type and the real world type are very different. We can't be the only two, and even if we are, yay us!!!!!!  

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You're definitely not the only two. I am not afraid to admit that I am the same way except that I still like men older than me (usually around 40-47) in real life but I'm generally more shallow with what I find attractive physically. I've been told that my taste is more "main stream" handsome by those who know me well and have met past boyfriends, etc. Nothing wrong with a nice body, lol.  

However, as I've gotten older and much more selective about who I would have a relationship with (if I stopped providing and actually HAD one, lol) I would no longer invest in the "pretty idiot", lol. He'd need to be good looking but much more than that to keep my interest.  
In clients, I look for the opposite usually. I always want to be far better looking than them and in better shape, I'll admit it ;)  That's kind of the way it should be in my head to make sure everyone is in the right place.  
Don't get me wrong, I can still enjoy my time with them, that was one thing I learned early on in this endeavor...someone can totally bring you physical pleasure without your necessarily being attracted to them on every level. I was surprise by how many great sexual encounters I've had with people I would never go out with honestly because it wouldn't even occur to me in real life. I mean I'm not going to lie and say what I find enticing about many of my client-friends is their bodies, it's usually something else like a connection mentally that we have. But then again, I've always been rather in touch with myself sexually so I'd say it's probably easier for me to "get there" than with some other ladies.  

I also usually want them to be married to cut down on complications and I absolutely would NEVER mess with a married guy in real life. The fact that it's compensated time is a very necessary barrier for me.  

So... right on to you and Tobi! :)

hbyist+truth=;( 750 reads
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Some things you said actually are so true for me in that I like to be way better looking and fitter(which is never an issue). I want them in awe so they can leave feeling that they fucked someone who would not look at them outside and I make darn sure they have a great time.  

I guess I get off more on the mind stuff than physically. I love to make them feel good about themselves. It matter not whether I am attracted, it does matter that they get what's coming to them...#wink#.

Love my marries dudes too.

89Springer 762 reads
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someone can totally bring you physical pleasure without your necessarily being attracted to them on every level. I was surprise by how many great sexual encounters I've had with people I would never go out with honestly because it wouldn't even occur to me in real life
That's what I was trying to find out yesterday. I was wondering if providers have been aroused while having sex with ugly guys. I didn't know if it was possible, and was curious. I'm doing a college term paper for ugly college guys on what they can expect out of life. ;)

GaGambler 887 reads
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I've noticed this ever since you were BV that you have gotten progressively dumber and dumber with each new handle.

BV was "enigmatic" and never a candidate for SPOTY, Pimples was a shoo in for SPOTY and JCA is likely to run away with the voting if you keep that handle long enough.

sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 816 reads
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I was lost up above, my bad.

Ok my eyes know what is hot physically but it's something I have to remind myself of.
My better clit has always been between my ears and this business has reinforced that.

I think hot and sexy are two very different things. Hot is hot you can put up a pic and vote on someone's looks and easily come to a unified agreeance concerning the outcome. But sexy…
 
Sexy is something for me that has no look. For instance Jon Stewart is so so so so so fucking sexy to me, but now that I'm thinking about it I've never once thought "he's a good looking man". I mean I guess he is.
It's his humor and intelligence and the fact that he's still with the same girl he was with long before the money and fame (I get the irony but that shit is sexy to me outside of p4p).

Another sexy mofo to me is Suge Knight, less now and more in his making artists sign by hanging them off a balcony days but nonetheless. I have never thought for one second about his looks but his (sorry ahead of time) Swagg was undeniable. Gangbanger turned business mogul…cigar smoking, gun carrying bear of a man. mmmm.

These are a couple in a long list of men that have nothing in common that I'm attracted to.  
Adrianne Brody after I watched The Pianist…
Katt Williams' tiny ass because I want to laugh at our wedding and every day after.
Robert De Niro because…Robert De Niro and he's married to a black woman and for some reason it adds..
Lets be honest, how good looking is Clooney…but he's got that thing ya know.  
Roberto Benigni…
Bill Maher, although I could see him being shit boyfriend.
And my fav man who looks like he smells and always looks hungover, I'll take him fat or small day or night  
Benicio Del Toro. Drool.

 
It's not that I don't see a good looking guy and think yum, that is a beautiful specimen of the male species and I'm sure I'll fuck a few more before this portion of my life ends..

It's just that inside the hobby or out it doesn't hold much weight with me. Ironically it's near impossible to find the two in one man. I've met very nice handsome men but none that had that thing. Some were smart but personalities not worth the stationary to write home about.

At the end of the day It's about how a guy makes ME feel, and I want to be stimulated between my ears. Intrigue me, no fascinate me, or make me laugh till it hurts. Those things determine how I feel sexually towards a man. I'm just wired that way I guess.  
Excuse all the errors…I'm on a juice fast and either really hungry or horny, I can't tell

JohnyComeAlready 852 reads
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I'll show you my diagnosis when I get it.

Posted By: GaGambler
I've noticed this ever since you were BV that you have gotten progressively dumber and dumber with each new handle.

BV was "enigmatic" and never a candidate for SPOTY, Pimples was a shoo in for SPOTY and JCA is likely to run away with the voting if you keep that handle long enough.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 874 reads
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When two civvies hook up in a bar, they meet each other dressed to impress, they most often exaggerate or imbbelish their little resume stories about themselves, many times they lie about the importance of their "jobs," and they each wonder who the person they're chatting up really is "in real life."

Is real life waking up with craggy dry skin and a bunch of phlegm to cough up before showering and drinking your morning coffe, or does real life start once you're dressed and ready to go out the door?

Is the plumber working on stopping the stool from backing up living his real life, or will that only begin once he clocks out, gets out of his overalls and dons his stompin' clothes?

When you go visit your mommy and daddy for the holidays, do they wonder who you are in real life when you're not so careful about minding your manners?

Where does real life begin and all these other false lives end?

Certainly not in the bedroom. Certainly not at work. Certainly not out there in the world of strangers. Certainly not at home with your family.

Either your real life is the sum total of your various false lives or it's a few minutes of serene solitude, maybe while taking a crap. Somebody clarify this for us, please.

89Springer 956 reads
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Well, I don't think real life is a bunch of people with fake names posting on a forum about having sex with women with fake names (many of whom also have fake body parts) who are faking a girlfriend experience. It's fun, but it's not real life, and not to be taken too seriously.  The women and the sex, on the other hand...

Real life is the toilet overflowing just as the phone rings, and you decide the phone takes precedence, only to find it's a telemarketing call.

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