I like to post things to get people interacting. That's the kind of girl I am, I guess. So, let's talk about those embarrassing moments. Below you'll find mine.

So, today I almost died! I literally thought death was  beckoning  me.    
He would have had a dead hooker on his hands and my death certificate would have said, "death by cock"!  
I love deep throating , wet and sloppy bj's... well.    
This dick almost killed me.  I went too deep (his cock was thick as hell) and I almost threw up but instead the saliva went down my windpipe, lots of saliva too. I was not only choking but I couldn't get breath into my lungs.    
I ran to the bathroom trying to cough it out and I panicked. I kept thinking , "death by dick"!  
Once I was able to successfully regain my breathing and composure ; pop went the weasel!  
So, In the face of adversity; I prevailed!  
Now, ladies and gents... what's your embarrassing moments!    
Hopefully, no dead hookers in your tales! My humor is a bit... uhhhhh flawed!  
Let's laugh people!  

People have choked to death on their own vomit.  I think the Heimlich maneuver is called for (not to be confused with the hind lick maneuver.)

pun, Souls.  You should at least get a rim-shot after that.  

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I've thown up on a cock or 2...or 3 or 4!
hazards of face fucking

.... 220lb Mastiff male dog sneaks in the room and starts licking my arsehole . Felt so good, I didn't say anything for a while.
Hehehe, she freaked out in embarrassment  when she looked back and I was kind of embarrassed because I didn't stop.

I think you would like me .I am  not a fan of face fucking.Rather just relax and let you take your time taking care of the dick. Just promise me you won't waste a drop.

Did she charge you for a double?

I was enjoying oral from a new client while on tour, and I knocked a pillow into a candle and it caught fire. The smoke alarm went off, the hotel staff came running...

THAT was embarrassing!

I was with a provider for the first time, it was a 1-hour incall, we were about 45 minutes into it and had done everything: showered together, 69 for what seemed like forever, put on the condom, doggy style, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl. We were finishing up on missionary, she kept getting wetter and wetter. The more slippery she got, the better it felt, it sounded real squishy and sloppy and kinky. We were both really into it, really going at it fast and hard. I reached down to play with her clit, everything between our bodies was soaking wet, I was amazed at her natural lube, I thought she responded greatly. She said to me, "Make sure the condom is still on," so I felt through all her moisture around the base of my dick, the condom had not slipped off.  I pulled my hand out and went to raise myself up to get a different angle of thrusting into her, so I put both my hands on the pillow that was under her head.  I saw a big bloody handprint on the pillow and asked stupidly, "Where did THAT come from?" Duh, idiot, it's your own damned hand! We stopped mid-stroke, I pulled my dick out of her pussy, and a trickle of blood followed it. The condom was stained a pink color too.  We jumped up in horror and found out that she had started her period. Her face turned redder than our nether regions. When I had been eating her pussy, not one sign of Aunt Flow.
We showered, the whole time she kept apologizing over and over, while I kept assuring her over and over that everything was going to be okay. The mood killed, it was the end of our date together. One and done.

I don't know why everyone is so afraid of period blood.  It's not like she is bleeding to death or in any danger.  It's just a bit messy.  Big deal.

Old saying. You can tread  the Red River Canyon, but not drink from it.