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Thats 4 qualifications. Like high end stuff. EOM
FatVern 2259 reads
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I only have like two qualifications for what makes a good hooker.  

1.) She visually represents what I find attractive.

2.) She answers the phone, she shows up, she makes me cum.

 
That's all... it should be easy.

RobbinYoung See my TER Reviews 981 reads
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Posted By: FatVern
I only have like two qualifications for what makes a good hooker.  
   
 1.) She visually represents what I find attractive.  
   
 2.) She answers the phone, she shows up, she makes me cum.  
   
That's all... it should be easy.
That's not "two qualifications," it's four! ;)

stucaboy 701 reads
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Wonky_Portals 563 reads
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AdinaAndrews See my TER Reviews 581 reads
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...you aren't looking in the right place. Try a different MO.

NoYellowEnvelope 712 reads
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... and I have no problem finding providers who meet them. Where are you looking?  How much are you willing to pay?

PRS2005 459 reads
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I'm very precise about who I find attractive. There's not many women I consider to be really beautiful. There's lots of providers I think are good looking, but few who make me say "wow".

So far I've seen just two who make me go "wow". One was a touring provider who is now retired from the business. The other was my ATF, who is also retired.  

My ATF was always late. A minimum of one hour late every single time. Communication with her was terrible, as she often didn't reply. She drove me up the wall, but there was nobody else like her, so I put up with it.

I recently thought I'd test a theory of mine, and saw a provider who is ranked 7's and 8's for looks. She was actually five minutes early, gave me the best BJ I've had in years, continued talking with me long after my time was up (I kept reminding her that the time was up), and just simply treated me better than any other provider had. If she was even a 9 in looks, I'd ask her to marry me.

Senator.Blutarsky 525 reads
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You may want to consider reinventing yourself...naw, that'll never work.

Senator.Blutarsky 618 reads
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He's probably expecting champagne on a beer budget.

ValuedCustomer 448 reads
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Geez it's just not that hard.  ESPECIALLY if price is not part of the equation - and it wasn't mentioned in your qualifications.  

Hint - HOOKERS LIKE MONEY.  In your case it's sort of like hanging a pork chop around a baby's neck to get the dog to play with it....  but stay with me here...

Book an appointment for a grand or two or three depending where you are for an evening - and trust me on this - she will snap up that appointment so fast that you will hear the sonic boom in whatever cave you live in, even if she has to tell her "ATF" that her grandma died AGAIN....

Having problems cumming - tell her there is another benji in it for her if she gets you off in next ten minutes....  

Assuming reasonably civilized behavior (might be a stretch, I know...)  - money will solve nearly all problems in hookerland.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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allsportstrophies 705 reads
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with so many NCNS, cancellations, etc finding a good reliable provider who can come close to an ATF is definately a challenge. i haven't been able to find one, and trust I've been looking

cspatz 67 Reviews 311 reads
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JakeFromStateFarm 418 reads
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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 428 reads
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In your case as far as finding hookers, it's not them, it's you.  

Posted By: FatVern
I only have like two qualifications for what makes a good hooker.  
   
 1.) She visually represents what I find attractive.  
   
 2.) She answers the phone, she shows up, she makes me cum.  
   
   
 That's all... it should be easy.

YairMarx 486 reads
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stucaboy 272 reads
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mrfisher 115 Reviews 475 reads
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Providers, the good ones anyways, are very spiritual people.  

Like will attract like.  

 

 
Posted By: FatVern
I only have like two qualifications for what makes a good hooker.  
   
 1.) She visually represents what I find attractive.  
   
 2.) She answers the phone, she shows up, she makes me cum.  
   
   
 That's all... it should be easy.

mojojo 1 Reviews 448 reads
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But you seriously have to do your homework. In the old days when I would take a bunch of numbers, and see the first available, the dates weren't that great. I was averaging in the 50s out of a 100 point rating system. When I started doing my homework, that average went into the 90s, with 3 perfect 100 rated sessions. You wouldn't believe all the wonderful things these ladies have done for me. Yeah, they show up, are attractive, and make me cum. That's the bare minimum. It goes way beyond that.

Dr. joe 32 Reviews 455 reads
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my problems that I have met so many really great providers this last two years that I don't know where to turn.  
My last reviews were of really wonderful ladies, great company, great looks, great sex.  
Of course my taste might not be as fine as some other peoples, so that might be the difference.  
All I ca say is that if this was the old days when money and time were plentiful and travel was frequent I can think of six or seven providers with whom I would gladly share a week end or a week'
adventure .

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 330 reads
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this is pretty easy. Is the water that much better in Boston?  
Never had the problem phewww! OK just once. lol

FatVern 341 reads
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I'm not spending a grand or more on a piece of ass, and I sure wouldn't be tipping if I'm spending that much to start with.  
 

Posted By: ValuedCustomer
Geez it's just not that hard.  ESPECIALLY if price is not part of the equation - and it wasn't mentioned in your qualifications.    
   
 Hint - HOOKERS LIKE MONEY.  In your case it's sort of like hanging a pork chop around a baby's neck to get the dog to play with it....  but stay with me here...  
   
 Book an appointment for a grand or two or three depending where you are for an evening - and trust me on this - she will snap up that appointment so fast that you will hear the sonic boom in whatever cave you live in, even if she has to tell her "ATF" that her grandma died AGAIN....  
   
 Having problems cumming - tell her there is another benji in it for her if she gets you off in next ten minutes....  
   
 Assuming reasonably civilized behavior (might be a stretch, I know...)  - money will solve nearly all problems in hookerland.  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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cuppajoe 405 reads
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ased on what most of us have experienced in this community, I would venture your problem  says more about you than anything else.

Posted By: FatVern
I only have like two qualifications for what makes a good hooker.  
   
 1.) She visually represents what I find attractive.  
   
 2.) She answers the phone, she shows up, she makes me cum.  
   
   
 That's all... it should be easy.

VelvetVacation See my TER Reviews 473 reads
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Open your palms to receive the goodness of the Universe.

Now repeat after me,
"My momma loves me"

JakeFromStateFarm 360 reads
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RSpork 23 Reviews 437 reads
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I'm going to bottle it.
Or maybe it's Vern?

Posted By: nothrofboston
this is pretty easy. Is the water that much better in Boston?  
 Never had the problem phewww! OK just once. lol

ValuedCustomer 332 reads
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For a good piece of ass....  just trying to help out!  If I'd known you were hunting for a bargain AND the perfect hooker I would have suggested prayer...
 

Posted By: FatVern
I'm not spending a grand or more on a piece of ass, and I sure wouldn't be tipping if I'm spending that much to start with.  
   
   
Posted By: ValuedCustomer
Geez it's just not that hard.  ESPECIALLY if price is not part of the equation - and it wasn't mentioned in your qualifications.    
     
  Hint - HOOKERS LIKE MONEY.  In your case it's sort of like hanging a pork chop around a baby's neck to get the dog to play with it....  but stay with me here...  
     
  Book an appointment for a grand or two or three depending where you are for an evening - and trust me on this - she will snap up that appointment so fast that you will hear the sonic boom in whatever cave you live in, even if she has to tell her "ATF" that her grandma died AGAIN....  
     
  Having problems cumming - tell her there is another benji in it for her if she gets you off in next ten minutes....    
     
  Assuming reasonably civilized behavior (might be a stretch, I know...)  - money will solve nearly all problems in hookerland.  
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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rembrnad0284 12 Reviews 506 reads
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Posted By: GYBOpower
Open your palms to receive the goodness of the Universe.  
   
 Now repeat after me,  
 "My momma loves me"
Let's at least agree there's a 50/50 chance that BB King may have got it right with "Nobody loves me, but my mother, And she could be jivin' me too."  

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followme 433 reads
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take recommendations/advice from your pal tc30 aka bigguy30  with his $80 for 30min hookers.

FatVern 574 reads
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Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 410 reads
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Posted By: FatVern
I only have like two qualifications for what makes a good hooker.  
   
 1.) She visually represents what I find attractive.  
   
 2.) She answers the phone, she shows up, she makes me cum.  
   
   
 That's all... it should be easy.

scb19 10 Reviews 443 reads
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my theory.  I've always held, and advised friends, that when going into the strip club to stay away from the drop dead gorgeous girls and instead spend time with the cute, decent looking girls.  My experience has been that they work harder for their money.  The drop dead ones think you owe them something just for being there and a lap dance with one of them is a waste of money.  The other girls work it good and usually get multiple dances or even private room from me.  I feel the same can be applied to hookers for the most part.

Posted By: PRS2005
I'm very precise about who I find attractive. There's not many women I consider to be really beautiful. There's lots of providers I think are good looking, but few who make me say "wow".  
   
 So far I've seen just two who make me go "wow". One was a touring provider who is now retired from the business. The other was my ATF, who is also retired.  
   
 My ATF was always late. A minimum of one hour late every single time. Communication with her was terrible, as she often didn't reply. She drove me up the wall, but there was nobody else like her, so I put up with it.  
   
 I recently thought I'd test a theory of mine, and saw a provider who is ranked 7's and 8's for looks. She was actually five minutes early, gave me the best BJ I've had in years, continued talking with me long after my time was up (I kept reminding her that the time was up), and just simply treated me better than any other provider had. If she was even a 9 in looks, I'd ask her to marry me.

Nnoway 13 Reviews 452 reads
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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 384 reads
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It SHOULD be hard.  If it doesn't get hard, you have picked the wrong young lady.

FatVern 300 reads
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Most I wouldn't touch with GaGambler's dick.  

Then you have the ones who advertise here, well I'm not playing the screening game, personally what little effort I have to put into that, isn't worth it.  

This is where the issues start.
Posted By: Fancy8888
 
   
Posted By: FatVern
I only have like two qualifications for what makes a good hooker.    
     
  1.) She visually represents what I find attractive.  
     
  2.) She answers the phone, she shows up, she makes me cum.  
     
     
  That's all... it should be easy.

clarkbrown 543 reads
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Because experienced hookers mostly looking for money.  But some professional or new escorts trying to do it with soul and save client for future.

FatVern 348 reads
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I think most don't want to be in the biz, and it shows.

My biggest problem is I have unrealistic expectations, I want the 20something nymphs I see in pornography

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