An Ottawa store that sells husbands has just opened in time
for Christmas where a woman may go to choose a husband from
among many men.  The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the
men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends
the flights.

There is, however, a catch.  As you open the door to any
floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up
a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's
better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further
up?"  So up she goes.


The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
what's further up?"  And up she goes again.


The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely
good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says.  "But I wonder what's upstairs?"


The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting.  But, there must
be more further up!"  And again she heads up another flight.


The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak.

"Oh, mercy me!  But just think . . . what must be awaiting
me further on?"  So up to the sixth floor she goes.


The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.  This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please.  Thank you for
shopping "Husband Mart" and have a nice day.

Actually ALL these women were looking for the floor with the husbands with the Big Snausage, but guess it just was asking for too much, lol.