I got really bored this morning at work and found a very interesting and funny article actually its almost right for some people enjoy. Very funny because number 4 is so true.

Many is the time I've had my visa stamped for the islands and I'm sure it is due to the less than generous proportions of my weiner.

As Shakespeare wrote:  It's an ill wind that blows no good. (Paraphrased because I'm too pressed at work to look it up on line.)