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That was good 2labman, I really liked that one. (E)
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ran across a provider ad where she was really making the sales pitch for a sugar daddy. offered total  
exclusivity for $100k per  month !!  24/7 with all holes available anytime. granted she was one hot piece of tail but even if I had that kind of money, I don't think I have ever seen a pussy worth that much .
any body ever seen a woman (provider, civvie, celebrity) that you would pay that much for ??

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If I was a multi-billionaire, then playing around with a hottie for 100k/month for maybe a year is really nothing but a drop in the bucket.  Just to know you had an A-list actress or supermodel doing any and all sexual positions in the book with you for a cool 1.2 million for an entire year, would be worth it if I had billions of dollars.  
I am not a billionaire, so for me, 100k/month is just off the hook crazy money.  It's all relative.  

"An hour sitting with a pretty girl on a park bench passes like a minute, but a minute sitting on a hot stove seems like an hour." -Albert Einstein

I told my regular provider once that "A minute outside waiting to come in seems like and hour, and an hour inside passes in what seems like a minute.

$100,000 a pop.

A man told him that he's not going to sell very many at that price.

The man replied:  "I only have to sell one."

Maybe she thinks she'll hit the jack pot.

After all, there area a lot of fools out there and some of them have money.  And we all know that a fool and his money are soon parted.

A great example is soon to be former NBA owner Sterling.

Posted By: mrfisher
$100,000 a pop.

A man told him that he's not going to sell very many at that price.

The man replied:  "I only have to sell one."

Maybe she thinks she'll hit the jack pot.

After all, there area a lot of fools out there and some of them have money.  And we all know that a fool and his money are soon parted.

If you have F U money....that's NOTHING.  I'd rather pay 100K a month to fuck some super hot chick than to deal with drama and having some women steal 50% of my assets.  Think about that?  Anyone here have an exwife that took 50%?  Humm

LOVE THIS!!!!  

 

Posted By: oceancfe
If you have F U money....that's NOTHING.  I'd rather pay 100K a month to fuck some super hot chick than to deal with drama and having some women steal 50% of my assets.  Think about that?  Anyone here have an exwife that took 50%?  Humm

I'd go for a spending and educational allowance and 250k /year and would offer a lot of travel and good times

there would have to be a contract drawn up by my lawyer

complete exclusivity and "access" :p

monies would have to go into escrow til the end of the agreed upon period and would be released upon satisfactory conclusion with option to negotiate future terms if mutually desired

that would be a *lot* cheaper than some of the relationships I've had lol

Of course there's no accounting for taste sometimes.

I received a PM about my minimum, (which is 3 hours, not two,) stating that some guys can't afford more than an hour. I then replied, "I'm not doing this for charity."

If a guy wants to pay that much because it's worth it to him, neither she nor him need to answer to anybody else. They don't even have to answer to each other. They simply enjoy the transaction they both feel good making.

Think about it. That kind of service is some intense service and will leave her out for a while. (It would me.) She then can take time off and do what she needs to do to recover and enjoy.

If I could make $100k from one guy for one month, I would definitely go for it. (Except the 'all holes' think. Which would be 99k/month, I guess lol.)

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Which of the three holes is worth only 1K/month?  Please, do tell. :-D

Seriously though, I agree with you.  It is between the two parties making the deal as to whether it is worth it or not.

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Charlie's chocolate factory lol.

To some, that hole is not worth a dime. ;)

And that type of engagement is really only 25k, which I have yet to see someone book lol

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So you're saying you will reduce the monthly fee by $1k because they ain't gettin in there, right? It's not just NO, but HELL NO! BTW, welcome back as Courtney. I notice you changed to the big "O". Is there a story to tell? (If not, make one up)

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For you, I will tell.

I wanted my ads to pop up before my forum posts in google searches. Now that my advertising style is different, I could go back as Courtney.Ova on here. :)

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Ok, so here's the low down. I thought back over the past 6 months, and meditated for two straight hours simply on this topic. I loathed over why the name changed. (I actually didn't haha)

Courtney.ova - the little "o" was driving me insane. So I changed it, and had a little fun with...
OpenMindedGFE - Noticed I capitalized it so it looked even. I didn't want to come up in google searches, and that was. I was also being mistaken for another provider lol...

I changed it to Golden_Pussy due to Panthera's reference to us thinking our pussies are golden yet no one was paying for it. (It was actually said in kindness I think...)

Then I kept getting encouraged to simply be me. I had a little pep talk. I was walking in Memphis, and would you know it, I met Elvis - the fat one - and he said I should be proud of who I am. We shagged, did a little dance, and I had a big O. that's where the inspiration came for ...

Courtney.Ova - with a big 'O'.  

*bows*


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Because if she has found some place where she can pitch to guys willing and able to drop over $1m per year on her, then I have some stuff I need to sell at a very good price to that marketplace.

I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure those guys ain't here. Though maybe their PAs do stop by to get the right dates on their calendar... But I doubt the PA has the authority to enter into that agreement.

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Today's platinum spot price at close was $1477 per ounce. So, at $100K one would literally be paying for a 4.23 pound (+/-) platinum pussy. Or, a 4.96 pound golden pussy at today's spot of $1260.60.

I'm not sure what the actual weight of an average human vagina and associated lady bits is, but I'm guessing that a 4 or 5 lb vagina is on the large side. Maybe XXL.  

Unfortunately, after paying for it you would of course have to return it in 30 days.

Perhaps there are better investments.

Everyone doesn't have the same standard of life. What you can't justify spending on pussy isn't meant for your budget or mental capacity. For example, I couldn't see myself as a man paying $40 for pussy.  Everyone has a standard and you get in where you fit in.

Income money becomes paper and who care about 100g or more

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