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That milk was COLD buddy. It worked though. :D e0m
mrfisher 115 Reviews 2010 reads
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How do your testicles taste?....

Some weird shit:

Related Link: In the transititve sense, that is....

Zana12345 See my TER Reviews 1681 reads
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I love to taste testicles ~ Does that count?


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macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 1288 reads
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Re: I love to taste testicles ~ Does that count?

i have no idea..but i would love to be Zanafied..

Zana12345 See my TER Reviews 1807 reads
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Re: I love to taste testicles ~ Does that count?

Yum Yum!!!!!!

Related Link: http://www.zanadc.com

BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 1363 reads
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OMG, hopefully you brush your teeth and rinse with mouthwash after each client!? EOM


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Zana12345 See my TER Reviews 1422 reads
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Re: OMG, hopefully you brush your teeth and rinse with mouthwash after each client!? EOM

Oh my!!!!! Did you rinse your mouth after talking to a lady like that???

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BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 1537 reads
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physiologically, this makes perfect sense to me...

the unami taste and the "sweet" taste in particular.  How this functions with respect to reproduction I would think needs to be worked out but that the connection is there to "assess" the presence, health, reproductive readiness of the mate is clearly a part of this... I find that during oral sex, I do like women who have a "sweetness" to their vagina, and I am sure that little Mr. BSD would agree....

But leave it to Mr. F to find these things out for us!!!

BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 1602 reads
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8 / 33
Sorry, BUT...

there are things that kinda do get to me.... I Never want to think about what was done with your last guest!  Just my little worry!

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 1429 reads
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9 / 33
Well when I had my balls in a glass of milk. I didn't taste ice cream.

Long story. Lets just say..
Don't put capsaicin cream on your hand before you go to bed. :D

Zana12345 See my TER Reviews 1449 reads
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Re: Sorry, BUT...

That is ok honey. I only have one client a day. You would never have to worry about that.

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OhCharlie See my TER Reviews 1586 reads
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11 / 33
You'd think they'd know to take a shower then

Sometimes, I'll be walking down an aisle in a random Walmart, and suddenly, balls. I smell yeasty, urine covered balls for no reason. Like some kind of PTSD or something.  

Maybe some will read this and pay more attention to that weird taste in their own mouth ;-)

 

 

 

Kiiiiiiiding!!!

BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 1409 reads
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12 / 33
You're hot! Your sense of humor alone would make me see you if you were closer! EOM


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Michelobe01 13 Reviews 1494 reads
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Re: Well when I had my balls in a glass of milk. I didn't taste ice cream.

Wel,in that situation, the best you could taste is ice milk, not Ben and Jerry's.And even then, it would be like tasing the chicken at an Indian Restaurant, when you had ordered the food "spicy"

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1307 reads
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I love it when guys use my Summer's Eve wash for themselves lol.

I am used to the taste it leaves ha ha.

MrFishersMistress 1541 reads
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Tastes Like CHICKEN


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September24 16 Reviews 1332 reads
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Re: You'd think they'd know to take a shower then

The only thing surprising about your post is that it doesn't happen to you every time you're shopping at Walmart.  I think even many of the women shopping there have dirty balls (you, of course, being an exception).

DirtyJesus 1419 reads
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They'd probably taste better wrapped in bacon and deep-fried... eom


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MeinarschunddeinGesicht 1363 reads
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18 / 33
Sweaty balls?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5xcydYKqU

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 706 reads
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You forgot the "e" in "Douche" bwahahhaa. E.

Posted By: leonlp
She's going to start calling people "Douchball"!  
   
Posted By: London Rayne
I am used to the taste it leaves ha ha.

HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 1359 reads
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20 / 33
Yes, BizarroSuperDude only schedules with VIRGINS on this *escort review site.* Don'tcha know? (e)


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OhCharlie See my TER Reviews 1283 reads
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Re: You'd think they'd know to take a shower then

It does, I just didn't want to blame it all on the guys, LOL!

A little eyeliner and I am hot as shit down there though. They just keep dragging me back in, lol!
Posted By: September24
The only thing surprising about your post is that it doesn't happen to you every time you're shopping at Walmart.  I think even many of the women shopping there have dirty balls (you, of course, being an exception).

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1359 reads
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Carrabba's Alfredo sauce...

Smells and tastes like straight up scrotum. I swear the recipe must call for someone to dip their balls in it while it's simmering.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 640 reads
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Re: The "e" looked awkward whilst typing "Doucheball"

Your ass is crazy bwahahhaa.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1372 reads
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24 / 33
I see that hardly anyone actually read the article that was linked.:D eom


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1361 reads
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25 / 33
Nope...just the tag line lol. E.


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MasterZen 34 Reviews 1277 reads
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26 / 33
The Real Question: What Do Your Testicles Taste?

and the answer is:  "the difference between savory pussy and unsavory pussy". :-)

Yep, umami = savory.  

Time to transition this thread from ball-bashing (ouch) to vagina-smashing. OhCharlie, did you really say "...yeasty balls"? There is no Monistat for men, so maybe that yeasty odour was acquired from an unsavory place... just sayin!

Apparently our little swimmers also have a sense of taste:
Related Link: http://www.plosone.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0032354

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 1351 reads
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27 / 33
That milk was COLD buddy. It worked though. :D e0m


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SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 1310 reads
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28 / 33
And it's a shame because it was incredibly fascinating! Eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 1335 reads
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I had a feeling that would be the case.....

and so I added the line about being transitive (as in when a verb takes an object as opposed to just describing the subject), but that was all for naught, except in your case SS.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 1391 reads
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Oh, I should have credited PS as well. eom


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1409 reads
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Re: I had a feeling that would be the case.....

Damnit. I knew I should have started drinking! I always pay more attention to things when I am drunk. Next time, Fish!

SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 1460 reads
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Re: I had a feeling that would be the case.....

People get confused when you use big words. ;)

RealityBites 1717 reads
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Re: You'd think they'd know to take a shower then

It takes me days to be erect after the non shower stuff. GROSS.

Posted By: OhCharlie
Sometimes, I'll be walking down an aisle in a random Walmart, and suddenly, balls. I smell yeasty, urine covered balls for no reason. Like some kind of PTSD or something.  
   
 Maybe some will read this and pay more attention to that weird taste in their own mouth ;-)  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 Kiiiiiiiding!!!

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