Some weird shit:

i have no idea..but i would love to be Zanafied..

Yum Yum!!!!!!

Oh my!!!!! Did you rinse your mouth after talking to a lady like that???

the unami taste and the "sweet" taste in particular.  How this functions with respect to reproduction I would think needs to be worked out but that the connection is there to "assess" the presence, health, reproductive readiness of the mate is clearly a part of this... I find that during oral sex, I do like women who have a "sweetness" to their vagina, and I am sure that little Mr. BSD would agree....

there are things that kinda do get to me.... I Never want to think about what was done with your last guest!  Just my little worry!

Long story. Lets just say..
Don't put capsaicin cream on your hand before you go to bed.

That is ok honey. I only have one client a day. You would never have to worry about that.

Sometimes, I'll be walking down an aisle in a random Walmart, and suddenly, balls. I smell yeasty, urine covered balls for no reason. Like some kind of PTSD or something.  

Wel,in that situation, the best you could taste is ice milk, not Ben and Jerry's.And even then, it would be like tasing the chicken at an Indian Restaurant, when you had ordered the food "spicy"

I am used to the taste it leaves ha ha.

The only thing surprising about your post is that it doesn't happen to you every time you're shopping at Walmart.  I think even many of the women shopping there have dirty balls (you, of course, being an exception).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5xcydYKqU

It does, I just didn't want to blame it all on the guys, LOL!

Smells and tastes like straight up scrotum. I swear the recipe must call for someone to dip their balls in it while it's simmering.

Your ass is crazy bwahahhaa.

and the answer is:  "the difference between savory pussy and unsavory pussy".

and so I added the line about being transitive (as in when a verb takes an object as opposed to just describing the subject), but that was all for naught, except in your case SS.

Damnit. I knew I should have started drinking! I always pay more attention to things when I am drunk. Next time, Fish!

People get confused when you use big words.

It takes me days to be erect after the non shower stuff. GROSS.

Posted By: OhCharlie

Sometimes, I'll be walking down an aisle in a random Walmart, and suddenly, balls. I smell yeasty, urine covered balls for no reason. Like some kind of PTSD or something.  
   
 Maybe some will read this and pay more attention to that weird taste in their own mouth  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 Kiiiiiiiding!!!