The gift-giving post for women was cute.  Let's hear it, what don't you guys want for Christmas?  And better yet, what are you secretly hoping to receive?  Besides the obvious BBBJ and a night with your ATF.

I'd love an IPAD but can't afford it because in the end I'm paying for it. LOL I could afford it if I hobbied less!

Any sort of STD's and of course clothes, i hate getting clothes.

It would be great if my girlfriend added another girlfriend to the mix!  Even better if they both agreed to secretly video the session and surprise me with the film later.

A CIM finish. ....  So many guys never get that.   I do that's why I love my fuck buddy   For some reason she loves my CUM.  It's because I eat healthy, no fat, no sugar, and a lot of water

The worst gift I ever got from a girlfriend was a bracelet.
Do you remember those fat, flat chain bracelets with the big plate for engraving a name?
Yea, one of those. But the most fucked up part is that it didn't say my name on it.
It was hers.
Try pretending you want to wear that shit!

Best gift.
Trip to mexico, where we saw the Mayan ruins, and fucked in one of the temples.
Partied all night, adventure every day. It was a great trip. Quads, scuba, the works. Sex everywhere.
Same girl BTW
Thanks for reminding me of that trip!

Where Joey gave Chandler that ridiculous, gaudy bracelet and Chandler had to wear it so he wouldn't hurt Joey's feelings.  Was making time with this gal at the coffee shop until he took his hand out of his pocket and she saw his bracelet.  She bolted.  

I do remember those name bracelets, though.  That one will be hard to beat.

Your fuck buddy is one of those Japanese sex dolls.

And I hear that she takes it in the ass without hesitation from you...and with that 12" dong of yours...LOL

Hi JG,

I have never given a bracelet but I did give a gold rope chain.  In my defense, they were really popular at the time!

ME!!! wrapped in a bow and.... a few shirts from Brooks Brothers ).
That's the best I can come up with. Tough to shop for a man that has everything he wants already.
We've had a few threesomes before. It's something we just do.

So very true....

That's because your crazy ass didn't call me for months! Call me now.