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mistressjessica 1850 reads
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Here is an email from a cleint I have seen once. To say the least it was a rocky start from the beginning..

I would like to get together again soon. Just wondering what you are willing to do to make it a mutual friendship?

My response to him was..

I know you are taking care of your mom and times are tough.. I can see you for a discounted rate to help you out before 11am...

His response to me..
Honestly, I was hoping for truly mutual enjoyment. Not as a client, but as a friend with benefits at your place. Thought I might be a little special.

I told him.. I do this to make ends meet because I am a single mom. as much as I enjoy what I do, if everyone were special I would give it all away for free... sorry. even in my real life you can't afford me.. good luck..

Now I am really laughing out loud.. He just emailed me and wants to know if he can see me for 100....

Are you kidding me?????

 


CheapFuckers 584 reads
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2 / 43

Gawd, that was rude.  How about $120?

literbike 408 reads
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niceenuf 40 Reviews 349 reads
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4 / 43

C'mon, throw the guy a bone, he's special after all!  Don't we all think we're special???

Block him, black list him, stay away from him - sounds WAY too needy and maybe a little psycho!!!!

mrfisher 115 Reviews 225 reads
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FrugalFucker 378 reads
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6 / 43

So much for not negotiating rates. lmao

How does $125 sound?

Radcow 223 reads
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7 / 43

I am with LB on this, but one exception. Maintain a file on his communications since he's been to you place previously, assuming it is also your residence, you might have a would be stalker on your hands. I pray not. If he continues to try to coerce you into seeing him, tell his mother!

Young_Money 131 reads
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mattradd 40 Reviews 214 reads
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9 / 43

then give him a nice massage with a happy ending, and say: "That's all you get for $100!"

But, seriously! Like others have said, stay away from this guy. He's sounds way too desperate, and desperate people do desperate things that can endanger themselves, and those around them.

MP67 11 Reviews 370 reads
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10 / 43
Bills_Gates 310 reads
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11 / 43

over here we have 130. whogimme 140....140....140

130 once....130 twice......150 over here!!!!


LMAO

literbike 147 reads
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12 / 43

Good catch Rad. I failed to include that piece of info in my post. Sheesh, I hope for her sake that he goes bargain hunting elsewhere and leaves her the frick alone.

manypoppins 2 Reviews 192 reads
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QueenBia See my TER Reviews 225 reads
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14 / 43

In this economy I have been offered 50 bucks LMFAO!

I am always flattered to say the least.

BigGuy1976 1 Reviews 103 reads
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15 / 43

You got any biscuits for sale in there? mmmm hmmmm  Bearded would be swell

niceenuf 40 Reviews 121 reads
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16 / 43

Massage WITH a happy ending?  I wish I could get a happy ending where I am for $100!

Stogiemanedu 43 Reviews 118 reads
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FrugalFucker 246 reads
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18 / 43

for $150, she's all yours. Just be sure to drink up beforehand. lmao

mattradd 40 Reviews 117 reads
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19 / 43

though she keeps her clothes on. However, she deliverers a great massage and a phenomenal "happy-ending."

MP67 11 Reviews 168 reads
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20 / 43

Can you loan me $150? lol!!!

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 235 reads
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21 / 43

mistressjessica"Now I am really laughing out loud.. He just emailed me and wants to know if he can see me for 100...."

A provider should always be careful what she says to insure a Hobbyist doesn't become  confused, especially if she is willing to see him again.
Ladies  should realize some guys can become easily disoriented,misreading signs, mixing up lust and love, with play4pay, and also in civilian relationships.
When you told me you were very happy you didn't think my Dick was as small as my references had said, I thought I was special in your eyes.That was the sweetest compliment I have ever received .
           I apologize
    I am Sorry for my Confusion
In my Defense I am a Alpha Male and ladies should know how we sometimes become confused.
I still have feelings for you, even though you  misled me. Could we compromise??
            How about 150?

hound_dog69 41 Reviews 124 reads
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22 / 43

be a bit careful. Sounds like potential stalker material. I'm not saying they are... I'm not a clinical psych, but such unreasonable requests, suggestions and perspective make me cautious.

carson2 145 reads
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23 / 43

Dude, do you know what an Alpha Male is? If you
are it, I would not ever want to see the Omega
version.

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 141 reads
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24 / 43

"Dude, do you know what an Alpha Male is? If you
are it, I would not ever want to see the Omega
version."

 Of course I know what a Alpha Male is..Thats why Jessica confused me so easily.If I was Omega male I would not have fallen for her so quickly.
Omega males are not clingy like most Alphas.  

FrugalFucker 164 reads
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25 / 43

I might consider the second, but I wouldn't even think of contributing to the first.

Bills_Gates 109 reads
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26 / 43

bring on the receipts. He's a fucking LIGHTWEIGHT

soflaguy44 34 Reviews 106 reads
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FrugalFucker 94 reads
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29 / 43

I might be a "frugal fucker" but life is too short to drink the cheap shit. It's also too short to fuck ugly women, but that discussion can wait.

MP67 11 Reviews 110 reads
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30 / 43

I guess I can forget about asking you to double that request for a front?

MP67 11 Reviews 114 reads
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31 / 43

Tell Melinda to take off the leash and give you back your fucking wallet!

Let's GO mutha-fucka! ;)

FrugalFucker 110 reads
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32 / 43

For your answer to double the amount of your front, I would suggest rereading the name of my alias. lol

MP67 11 Reviews 105 reads
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33 / 43

Probably the reason it only cost me $50 for a half gallon of rum, whiskey, and vodka, 2 bottles of wine AND a 30 pack of beer yesterday.

So whattya say? Wanna front me the $150 or what? ;)

JustAGal See my TER Reviews 162 reads
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A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars, he gets kicked out again.

So by this time, he's really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow-job for 5 dollars!"

The guy there says, "OK. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin."

"What's a penguin?"

"You'll see!!!"

So, the guy takes the $5 and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a prostitute comes in and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he's about to loose his load, she stops and walks away.

Now, the horny guy with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her, shouting, "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN?!?"

MP67 11 Reviews 98 reads
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35 / 43

I'll steal her panties forya? ;)

Bills_Gates 116 reads
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36 / 43

NO FUGGLIES. Call me for the list. 1-8youngtang

niceenuf 40 Reviews 102 reads
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niceenuf 40 Reviews 162 reads
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Folks...we all missed the most obvious factor here "he wanted to see me for $100"...that's it he just wanted to SEE her.  I think $100 is fair just to look at someone.

beccablossoms See my TER Reviews 153 reads
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I wonder how many other providers he sent the same e mail to.

goGoDogStreet 129 reads
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mattradd 40 Reviews 121 reads
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lets_make_a_deal 123 reads
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I'm special! I want $175! Better than your other offers! I deserve that because...well, we've never met! LOL

But stand your ground. You don't have to put up with that s***.

Tell you what, Jessica. Come to Vegas and your normal rate will be a discount rate in this town! Then everyone will be happy! Me included!

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