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I'll steal her panties forya? ;)

Here is an email from a cleint I have seen once. To say the least it was a rocky start from the beginning..

I would like to get together again soon. Just wondering what you are willing to do to make it a mutual friendship?

My response to him was..

I know you are taking care of your mom and times are tough.. I can see you for a discounted rate to help you out before 11am...

His response to me..
Honestly, I was hoping for truly mutual enjoyment. Not as a client, but as a friend with benefits at your place. Thought I might be a little special.

I told him.. I do this to make ends meet because I am a single mom. as much as I enjoy what I do, if everyone were special I would give it all away for free... sorry. even in my real life you can't afford me.. good luck..

Now I am really laughing out loud.. He just emailed me and wants to know if he can see me for 100....

Are you kidding me?????

 


CheapFuckers583 reads

Gawd, that was rude.  How about $120?

Bills_Gates310 reads

over here we have 130. whogimme 140....140....140

130 once....130 twice......150 over here!!!!


LMAO

C'mon, throw the guy a bone, he's special after all!  Don't we all think we're special???

Block him, black list him, stay away from him - sounds WAY too needy and maybe a little psycho!!!!

FrugalFucker378 reads

So much for not negotiating rates. lmao

How does $125 sound?

FrugalFucker246 reads

for $150, she's all yours. Just be sure to drink up beforehand. lmao

FrugalFucker164 reads

I might consider the second, but I wouldn't even think of contributing to the first.

Bills_Gates109 reads

bring on the receipts. He's a fucking LIGHTWEIGHT

FrugalFucker94 reads

I might be a "frugal fucker" but life is too short to drink the cheap shit. It's also too short to fuck ugly women, but that discussion can wait.

Probably the reason it only cost me $50 for a half gallon of rum, whiskey, and vodka, 2 bottles of wine AND a 30 pack of beer yesterday.

So whattya say? Wanna front me the $150 or what? ;)

Bills_Gates115 reads

NO FUGGLIES. Call me for the list. 1-8youngtang

Tell Melinda to take off the leash and give you back your fucking wallet!

Let's GO mutha-fucka! ;)

I guess I can forget about asking you to double that request for a front?

FrugalFucker110 reads

For your answer to double the amount of your front, I would suggest rereading the name of my alias. lol

I'll steal her panties forya? ;)

Radcow223 reads

I am with LB on this, but one exception. Maintain a file on his communications since he's been to you place previously, assuming it is also your residence, you might have a would be stalker on your hands. I pray not. If he continues to try to coerce you into seeing him, tell his mother!

literbike147 reads

Good catch Rad. I failed to include that piece of info in my post. Sheesh, I hope for her sake that he goes bargain hunting elsewhere and leaves her the frick alone.

then give him a nice massage with a happy ending, and say: "That's all you get for $100!"

But, seriously! Like others have said, stay away from this guy. He's sounds way too desperate, and desperate people do desperate things that can endanger themselves, and those around them.

Massage WITH a happy ending?  I wish I could get a happy ending where I am for $100!

You got any biscuits for sale in there? mmmm hmmmm  Bearded would be swell

In this economy I have been offered 50 bucks LMFAO!

I am always flattered to say the least.

mistressjessica"Now I am really laughing out loud.. He just emailed me and wants to know if he can see me for 100...."

A provider should always be careful what she says to insure a Hobbyist doesn't become  confused, especially if she is willing to see him again.
Ladies  should realize some guys can become easily disoriented,misreading signs, mixing up lust and love, with play4pay, and also in civilian relationships.
When you told me you were very happy you didn't think my Dick was as small as my references had said, I thought I was special in your eyes.That was the sweetest compliment I have ever received .
           I apologize
    I am Sorry for my Confusion
In my Defense I am a Alpha Male and ladies should know how we sometimes become confused.
I still have feelings for you, even though you  misled me. Could we compromise??
            How about 150?

carson2145 reads

Dude, do you know what an Alpha Male is? If you
are it, I would not ever want to see the Omega
version.

"Dude, do you know what an Alpha Male is? If you
are it, I would not ever want to see the Omega
version."

 Of course I know what a Alpha Male is..Thats why Jessica confused me so easily.If I was Omega male I would not have fallen for her so quickly.
Omega males are not clingy like most Alphas.  

be a bit careful. Sounds like potential stalker material. I'm not saying they are... I'm not a clinical psych, but such unreasonable requests, suggestions and perspective make me cautious.

A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars, he gets kicked out again.

So by this time, he's really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow-job for 5 dollars!"

The guy there says, "OK. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin."

"What's a penguin?"

"You'll see!!!"

So, the guy takes the $5 and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a prostitute comes in and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he's about to loose his load, she stops and walks away.

Now, the horny guy with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her, shouting, "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN?!?"

Folks...we all missed the most obvious factor here "he wanted to see me for $100"...that's it he just wanted to SEE her.  I think $100 is fair just to look at someone.

I wonder how many other providers he sent the same e mail to.

lets_make_a_deal122 reads

I'm special! I want $175! Better than your other offers! I deserve that because...well, we've never met! LOL

But stand your ground. You don't have to put up with that s***.

Tell you what, Jessica. Come to Vegas and your normal rate will be a discount rate in this town! Then everyone will be happy! Me included!

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