I never claimed otherwise. I did feel sorry for the provider, That is why I tipped her so well. Now my wife didn't even act upset. She just quickly walked out. And waited outside for me as she need to talk to me about getting the Christmas presents home.

So many topics have seemed completely out of the realm of reality/believability in the past several days.

Is everyone cranked up for Christmas or something?

Oh, my bad. I thought this was a thread about being slapped around by your wifes tits! AND her friends tits!!!!!!!


Not to worry; I have naked pictures of your wife doing it with .............hell a lot of people. lol

I arranged to see an escort today at my office. It was a role playing session where the escort was to pretend to be out of work and looking for a job. Then we had some adult fun.

I forgot to lock my office door like a idiot. My wife came to visit me and walked in while the provider and I was doing it doggy style. Shit I thought as she quickly walked the door.

The provider was freaked. After I told her it was my wife she was worried My wife would jump her the second she left. I reassured her that she most likely not bother her as that is not her style. I tipped her well foe her trouble.

When I got home after work my wife and kids were not there. What should I do?


scoed

P.S. My wife is fine with my hobbying, she hobbies too. I am not in any trouble, but my wife did catch me in the act.

maybe your wife dropped off the kids to turn a couple of tricks. Are they home yet?

I feel bad for the provider you were banging. Your wife must be an imposing figure to scare another provider into thinking she was going to be jumped.
You are sloppy and indiscreet to allow something like that to happen. No, you are stupid.

Add this to the many idiotic threads that you have posted, true or otherwise.

You both need to see a psychiatrist ASAP.

Wait a minute. She waited outside for you to discuss getting Christmas presents home? You said in your OP that she was not home. Didn't she tell you she was not going home? It seems odd that you would discuss the subject with her, then be perplexed or confused that she wasn't home.

I am not buying your story one iota. Maybe some of your mangina followers believe you, but I think you are full of shit.

Yes she is a provider and I am not worried. My last line was, "I am not in any trouble, but my wife did catch me in the act." No, I am was not in any real trouble, but my wife did read me the riot act on discretion, and how dumb I was for seeing someone at work.

This post while true was ment to be funny. I guess it wasn't.

Yes I am over weight by a lot. Yes I was upset about the cost of the room, I was also upset about the cost of the double cheese burger I got shorted at the McDonald's drive up window. I came into money as my business took off only a few years ago. I still think like a poor man.

Yes, my wife knew about me being stood up. Why did you ask about this?

"Why are you worried about what happened with your wife if she knows you hobby AND she is a provider?"
I am not. My post was meant as a joke, as I did get caught, but it was not a big deal, other than me getting read the riot act for my lack of discretion. I even stated, "I am not in any trouble".

My wife was extremely successful, before she married me, now the place she works limits her success. Yes she has reviews here from before we met but none recently. No I have not posted her TER handle, but she does not post or advertise here.

Yes she does see at least some of what I post but not all as she doesn't log on to TER all that much.

Yes I live with my wife. I posted my first post from my office, now I am posting from my home. What differences does it make?

"How come you are rich, and you wife is still selling pussy." Because she wants to. I offered to reopen her business, hire her, find her a job, let her stay at home and not work, and a few other things, but she declined. She does not "sell her pussy for money" because she needs the money, but for reasons that are privet, but have to do with her self-esteem. By the was she only has one degree and the economy killed that industry.

Yes I seen her afterwards, and all is cool. When I stopped at home I was transferring gifts from my office to my home and she was taking them shopping to give me time to work then I returned as I was behind on paper work back at the office.

Yes, I am a "dumb ass" or jabroni. I never despited that fact. I am also fat, ugly, uneducated, and mentally disturbed. Did I miss anything? What I have posted is still the truth, but you can choose to not believe it.

Finally someone who gets this thread was meant as a was to poke fun of me. Thats OSP.

And a lot of posters that don't have a little PM envelope icon under their name.  Funny how that happens a lot.

You fucking bastard. Pounding away on a poor young lady and your wife walks in. She catches a glimpse, smiles, then walks away.

Yeah, my heart bleeds for you!

Tell me. Is this typical of the ladies that reside there? Cuz if that's the case, I'm thinking of packing up my shit and taking my boys for a cruise to the land where it's cool to bury your ass in a hot, young lady and the wifey don't mind!

Not that I have a wife, but maybe that's part of the attraction.....

Fuck what some of these other people think. I, for one, saw the humor in the situation.

Some people got a bug up their ass so far, they wouldn't know a joke if it bit them on their dick, or pussy in other instances.

Yeah, that was a joke, too. Let's see if anyone gets that.

I started in April. I don't know every thing, I never claimed to know everything. In fact I do recall saying on more than once, that I am an idiot, uneducated, and new at this and getting my information from those that been at this a lot longer than myself, like my wife.

My wife has never logged on to my screen name and posted, at leased to my knowledge. Now there has beet people who has accused her of this but it it is not true. It has always been me. I don't know where people get this stuff. Scoed is not S + coed as some have claimed, it is my initials plus ED, or erectile dysfunction. Just me making fun of myself. This accusation pisses me off. If my wife ever posted under my TER name please show me this post. I would love to see it. If not everyone please shut up about it.

Part of what does not make sense is likely because you are confusing what others wrote about with what I wrote if you think my wife logs on as me. I don't think she even has the pass word. Plus I am leaving stuff out. Things that I am ashamed of. But important thing to make sense of my story. I would like to here what does not make sense to you though, as you are calling me a liar over it.

I know you never called me any of those things at the end, but they are all true so why hide it. Well you did call me a dumb ass as that is what a jabroni mean in Italian. I had to look it up.

...you've already shared that the only reason you hobby is because your wife, out of guilt for still wanting to provide, has urged you to do so.  So what if you were indiscreet?  She opened Pandora's Box and is in no position to be upset about the way in which you choose to exercise your unwanted freedom.  So if she's really not pissed, why should you be? Maybe from now on she'll call before dropping by your office.  Or, just maybe, she'll reconsider the entire arrangement she herself created.  I mean, c'mon, I can understand your feeling guilty if she caught you banging at 16 year-old girl in a public park.  But not this.

I don't feel anymore guilty, than normal. I am not pissed, and my wife was only upset as I was not as discreet as she would like. I guess this post fell flat.

I also figured out who you were. Why? Because I bothered to actually read the last sentence. It's a shame that others couldn't be bothered to actually engage their brains, read the whole thing, and take the time to comprehend what the last sentence meant. Perhaps it comes from thinking with the wrong head too often.

(Of course, when you think about it, you might've made the fact that this was a joke a bit clearer... say, by changing the last sentence to read, "To those who think I'm being serious: I'm joking. This post is meant as humor. Yes, I did see a provider in my office, and yes, my wife -- who is a provider herself, knows that I hobby, and is okay with it, within certain boundaries -- did walk in on us, but no, I am not in any trouble." Probably would've made things a bit more obvious and avoided the drama in the ensuing replies, but hindsight is always 20/20.)

scoed scoed scoed.  Assuming you aren't just yanking our chains, I don't see this one going well.  Your relationship is fucked.  You already told us that your wife, like a lot of sex workers, has self-esteem problems.  Fucking someone else is not exactly a ringing endorsement of her.   It's salt in an already raw wound.  And you told us you were already in counseling, which suggests that your relationship was already on the edge.  

I dunno, dude.  I dunno.  You seem like a nice guy.  But you just totally ruined her Christmas.

The most sane people I know admit their issues and can joke about it. Those who take a high moral stand are usually way fare behind, be real careful before throwing the first stone, I wouldn't dare. I once pretended for a while to have another occupation with an ex boyfriend, he had no clue what I did all week long because I lied my ass off, does it make me more normal? Most men here lie about their hobbying to their wife and feel they are alright in the end? Please, I'm not judging them I'm just saying we're all in the same boat period no matter how honest or how much we lie about our activity.

Did you say you meant this post to be funny? Ok LOL .. there you go.

Shit. Bunch of goddam hypocrites running around here if you ask me. It's alright to cheat on their spouses, and still talk shit about the ones that do?

I'm not married, thank GOD, but most people I know are. Who the hell do you think my boys turn to when they want to get in some trouble? Or bail them out when I'm not even there? They call me up and say 'Hey, I was with you last night. We went to the casino and got fucked up and gambled.' Tell them you got it.

What's funny is, I'm unabashed about my life. Most people know what I do, so it's easy to tell them 'fuck you' if they try to tell me shit. It's none of their goddam business, and when they start paying my bills THEN they can dictate what I do with my time and money.

Or at least she didn't catch you doing her sister...

I am glad a few got it.

She even joins me from time to time. She has paid for me to see providers with her spending money. She even booked my time with providers in the past. She even gave me permission to see this lady, she just didn't know I made the appointment.

Her only complaint was I was doing it at work without locking the door. She likes to keep up appearances.

She fucks strange men (and sometimes women as well) more often than I see an escort. She wants me to see other ladies. She says it reduces her guilt. She says it brings balance to our relationship.

Yes I enjoy seeing the ladies in this business, but I would not do so behind her back or without her blessing. I would go back to the monogamous life I lived before my wife introduced me to the hobby. I would quit seeing providers even if she didn't quit doing others for money. She controls my hobbying. I don't control hers.

Yes she has self-esteem issues, but not in the bedroom department. She knows she is as skilled in that department as anyone. She also knows she is hot. Her problem is that she feels that is all she is good at, which is not true.

Yes, my marriage has issues, lots of issues, but I have no plans of leaving my wife. If she chooses to leave me I would not blame her as I have done much worse to her than getting caught doing anther lady that I had her permission to do. I don't know why she has not left me years ago. But not because I am unfaithful. I am only "unfaithful" at her request.

Just because.

arrange paid dates for my SO if I had one as I'm really not the jealous type so I see nothing wrong with that. I would make sure the lady is as hot as I can afford Why would I want my SO to go with a less attractive woman than I if I'm paying for it?

I too would want to keep appearances for some reasons. It's nobody's biz what we do behind close doors. Because you admit your weakness' people think they can jab you. They don't realize that it is a strength and in the end they're weaker by not being able to do the same. Don't change on that one, I like you the way you are.