So many topics have seemed completely out of the realm of reality/believability in the past several days.

Is everyone cranked up for Christmas or something?

Me too!

Oh, my bad. I thought this was a thread about being slapped around by your wifes tits! AND her friends tits!!!!!!!


Not to worry; I have naked pictures of your wife doing it with .............hell a lot of people. lol

And a lot of posters that don't have a little PM envelope icon under their name.  Funny how that happens a lot.

You fucking bastard. Pounding away on a poor young lady and your wife walks in. She catches a glimpse, smiles, then walks away.

Yeah, my heart bleeds for you!

Tell me. Is this typical of the ladies that reside there? Cuz if that's the case, I'm thinking of packing up my shit and taking my boys for a cruise to the land where it's cool to bury your ass in a hot, young lady and the wifey don't mind!

Not that I have a wife, but maybe that's part of the attraction.....

maybe your wife dropped off the kids to turn a couple of tricks. Are they home yet?

I feel bad for the provider you were banging. Your wife must be an imposing figure to scare another provider into thinking she was going to be jumped.
You are sloppy and indiscreet to allow something like that to happen. No, you are stupid.

Add this to the many idiotic threads that you have posted, true or otherwise.

I also figured out who you were. Why? Because I bothered to actually read the last sentence. It's a shame that others couldn't be bothered to actually engage their brains, read the whole thing, and take the time to comprehend what the last sentence meant. Perhaps it comes from thinking with the wrong head too often.

(Of course, when you think about it, you might've made the fact that this was a joke a bit clearer... say, by changing the last sentence to read, "To those who think I'm being serious: I'm joking. This post is meant as humor. Yes, I did see a provider in my office, and yes, my wife -- who is a provider herself, knows that I hobby, and is okay with it, within certain boundaries -- did walk in on us, but no, I am not in any trouble." Probably would've made things a bit more obvious and avoided the drama in the ensuing replies, but hindsight is always 20/20.)

scoed scoed scoed.  Assuming you aren't just yanking our chains, I don't see this one going well.  Your relationship is fucked.  You already told us that your wife, like a lot of sex workers, has self-esteem problems.  Fucking someone else is not exactly a ringing endorsement of her.   It's salt in an already raw wound.  And you told us you were already in counseling, which suggests that your relationship was already on the edge.  

I dunno, dude.  I dunno.  You seem like a nice guy.  But you just totally ruined her Christmas.

LOL .. then catch your wife in the act too

Did you say you meant this post to be funny? Ok LOL .. there you go.