A few days ago I was on my way to meet a client at a 5 star hotel. Traffic was awful due to a football game, and I was redirected around the city in a 45 minutes of traffic fun escapade only to end up where I had originally started. I see a few policemen directing traffic, so I pull over. I'm on the verge of tears while I explain that there is no way to get into downtown.
Policeman 1 says, "You can go there, turn here, drive, drive drive, blah blah blah"
Policeman 2 looks at the road block and says, "she just needs to get into there? Give her an escort through."

So here I am on my way to meet a client getting a 10 minute police escort complete with blue flashing lights through downtown Nashville where all the roads were blocked.I love life...and I love having a nice pair of legs!

I realized that I too greatly enjoy escorts!

...not all of LE are "bad guys".

I am always so glad to see that, once again, our tax dollars are being well spent!

An escort getting an escort!!! Ya gotta luv it!

I know a lot of LE and, not only are they good guys, they are guys, and if they could, they would hobby too. They just are stuck with enforcing stupid laws. Our job is to help them do their job by staying UTR.

... and the hem of the skirt at just the right length.

ski

PS Regretably I am nowhere near Nashville, but should that change I plan on visiting

10% of cops are criminals, 80% know they are criminals and don't turn them in, and the other 10% are good guys.

But Siobhan would make any "good guy" go bad....

Sequel: Do YOU (snow) ski?

Is that another crazy term that I don't understand, or are you really asking if I really snow ski?
Do you see this? I'm so naive....I don't even realize what people ask me.

I'll happily translate all metaphors and terminologies in easy to understand tactile form for you ;0)

More evidence for my theory that her summer fling into this profession is all just research for some masters thesis. We're all going to be in some term paper someday.

That or she's planning to write a book...

(just teasing)

Now I'm truly hurt, you mean you didn't recognize me? I'm one of your client's, the cop that suggested we give you an escort.