So I'm seeing this provider and we have un-protected sex. After awhile I developed this painful  burning sensation when I take a leak, so I went back to her and told her about it and she told me  "dont worry honey your the only guy I let go bareback, you probably got something from that Texaco gas station you use " What a relief hearing those words coming from her. We fucked, I paid her her 20.00 and left So my question is has anybody else used that bathroom and caught something? Gotta go my HIV results just came in the mail. Dont worry I trust her.

From pumping Ethyl.

Your posts are a gift Rasha.

That line is older than I am.  And you know how fucking old that is.  You, OTOH, are barely past the toddler stage.  I know you are a student of many things.  But 1930s humor?  Your breatdh is astounding.

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But she could very well be.. She's a one smart cookie.

That is one of the classic punch lines and I couldn't pass up the opportunity to actually use it in context. I just wish the OP mentioned greek, because the punch line to the original joke was, "Pump Ethyl in the rear."

I love it when you talk dirty.