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Little Head Adventures - adventure #1
UnwashedWhored
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justanillusion
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Dr Who revived
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skarphedin
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Dr Who revived
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Nope...a dumb fuck john...and yea, they're by definition criminals as well 
Glad this dude decided to use his alias to tell a story that is quite familiar. But it was his way of getting his misogyny into play. Maybe he'll man up and use his old handle for his next great adventure?
Glad this dude decided to use his alias to tell a story that is quite familiar. But it was his way of getting his misogyny into play. Maybe he'll man up and use his old handle for his next great adventure? "Hookers in the U.S. are by definition criminals."
A very broad brush stroke if ever there was one.
Here's another story; hooker screens hobbyist, thinks everything is okay and then hobbyist shows up and beats hooker and takes all her money.
"Hobbyists in the US are abusive thieves"
A very broad brush stroke if ever there was one
Shit happens on both sides of the fence.
A very broad brush stroke if ever there was one.
Here's another story; hooker screens hobbyist, thinks everything is okay and then hobbyist shows up and beats hooker and takes all her money.
"Hobbyists in the US are abusive thieves"
A very broad brush stroke if ever there was one
Shit happens on both sides of the fence.
justanillusion
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You were stupid to trust someone who you had never seen before, and it could be said about anyone - not just hookers. But doesn't mean that you can't trust someone just because she is a provider. "Trusting someone is a process..." Include that somewhere in your book.... Now,
Dr Who revived
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Dr Who revived
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LMAO. So, well reviewed providers are NOT criminals? Bitch, you better hide your flat screen lol. Just saying. We steal the good shit bwahahhaha.
You too are a criminal, BTW, if you are seeing them. And above and beyond - a hypocrite..
You were stupid to trust someone who you had never seen before, and it could be said about anyone - not just hookers. But doesn't mean that you can't trust someone just because she is a provider.
"Trusting someone is a process..." Include that somewhere in your book....
Now,
You were stupid to trust someone who you had never seen before, and it could be said about anyone - not just hookers. But doesn't mean that you can't trust someone just because she is a provider.
"Trusting someone is a process..." Include that somewhere in your book....
Now,
Dr Who revived
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I'm guessing the inet was not well defined before he went away 
As you can see, this place hasn't gotten any more congenial with the passage of time. No idea who you are or were, but next time suggest you bring your "A" game. Hope this wasn't it, LOL!
Oh my flat screen TV. Yes you can take it, if you can carry it out of my house. I need a new TV anyway... Now don't y'all touch my new Android smart phone..
Now don't y'all touch my new Android smart phone..
Dr Who revived
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Dr Who revived
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Panthera12
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Dr Who revived
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But the hookers don't agree...go figure 
Panthera12
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justanillusion
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Panthera12
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WondersOfTheWrld
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Dr Who revived
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WondersOfTheWrld
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UnwashedWhored
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In countries where prostitution is legal, a client (or prostitute) that is the victim of a crime can simply call the police. If the above described incident had happened in one of those countries, that's exactly what I would have done. However, since in this case I had (as many have pointed out) also committed a crime, calling the police would be stupid. I had no recourse. She could rip me off and there was not much I could do and she knew it. So... just like you would in any other relatively lawless situation: Be careful. That's all. And back up your data
Resurrecting a deserted username for this, but I've been on TER on & off for over a decade. I don't hobby anymore, but still have friends and scars. I'm posting now because I keep seeing the same old discussions and advice, over and over. Some old timers point out when the stuff has been discussed before, but then even those pointers get lost, and sure enough the same thing comes up again. And loads of people have told me through the years that I should write a book, given all the crazy shit I've done and seen. Instead, I'd like to illustrate with some short stories exactly why the advice often given on these boards is important. Hopefully some of you young whelps will remember my misadventures and avoid the same fate.
So here's the first one. Maybe not the dumbest or most expensive of my adventures, but makes some good points...
I was in Atlanta on business. Got an itch after dinner with business associates. Looked up someone who was recommended to me by a girl in my home town, but she was busy. So I pulled up eros. You can trust eros, right? (wrong) Lucky me I saw this totally hot woman visiting the area and called her up. She asked where I was, said she could be there in about an hour. Easy! Itch soon to be scratched...
Lesson #1: Be suspicious when it's too easy.
About an hour later, she showed up. She was not the same girl in the pictures. Sort of similar, but not really.
Lesson #2: Fake pics are a sign of a crook. Warning warning warning! Do not continue with any girl who has already shown that she is dishonest.
But I was horny, so I let her in. Gave her the money. She asked what I wanted. I told her. She looks at me sort of sadly and says: "Oh honey, that costs... [more than I had already given her]". Crap.
Lesson #3: The upsell is not cool. Do not fall for it.
But hey, I was horny (did I say that?), and in for a penny in for a pound and all that, so off I went to the ATM machine in the lobby.
Lesson #4: NEVER leave her alone in your room. Hookers in the U.S. are by definition criminals. Do you leave criminals alone with your stuff anywhere else?
I came back, and gave her the extra money. In return, she gave me a semi-crappy handjob and suddenly had to go. So she left, carrying her enormous dumb hooker purse.
...which I later discovered had my labptop computer in it. I had the sense to grab my wallet and phone when I went to the lobby, and my laptop was put away in a drawer, but she was obviously watching when I got my wallet from that drawer. She never answered her phone again, and checking showed it was a throwaway number. Oh well. At least I jizzed.
LEARN FROM THIS. LISTEN TO THE ADVICE HERE. 1) Use well-reviewed providers. 2) Screening is good for everybody. 3) Fake pics and upsells and other shit are NOT acceptable -- Back out immediately if they happen. 4) Think! Always think!
I've had many other misadventures... They involve love, money, (lots of) desperation, and the perils of using dog & cat flea powder against crabs (don't!). If all you remember in this hobby is to not be like me, you'll be fine. In the mean time, feel free to share your own educational misadventures.
-- Modified on 8/7/2013 3:40:21 PM
So here's the first one. Maybe not the dumbest or most expensive of my adventures, but makes some good points...
I was in Atlanta on business. Got an itch after dinner with business associates. Looked up someone who was recommended to me by a girl in my home town, but she was busy. So I pulled up eros. You can trust eros, right? (wrong) Lucky me I saw this totally hot woman visiting the area and called her up. She asked where I was, said she could be there in about an hour. Easy! Itch soon to be scratched...
Lesson #1: Be suspicious when it's too easy.
About an hour later, she showed up. She was not the same girl in the pictures. Sort of similar, but not really.
Lesson #2: Fake pics are a sign of a crook. Warning warning warning! Do not continue with any girl who has already shown that she is dishonest.
But I was horny, so I let her in. Gave her the money. She asked what I wanted. I told her. She looks at me sort of sadly and says: "Oh honey, that costs... [more than I had already given her]". Crap.
Lesson #3: The upsell is not cool. Do not fall for it.
But hey, I was horny (did I say that?), and in for a penny in for a pound and all that, so off I went to the ATM machine in the lobby.
Lesson #4: NEVER leave her alone in your room. Hookers in the U.S. are by definition criminals. Do you leave criminals alone with your stuff anywhere else?
I came back, and gave her the extra money. In return, she gave me a semi-crappy handjob and suddenly had to go. So she left, carrying her enormous dumb hooker purse.
...which I later discovered had my labptop computer in it. I had the sense to grab my wallet and phone when I went to the lobby, and my laptop was put away in a drawer, but she was obviously watching when I got my wallet from that drawer. She never answered her phone again, and checking showed it was a throwaway number. Oh well. At least I jizzed.
LEARN FROM THIS. LISTEN TO THE ADVICE HERE. 1) Use well-reviewed providers. 2) Screening is good for everybody. 3) Fake pics and upsells and other shit are NOT acceptable -- Back out immediately if they happen. 4) Think! Always think!
I've had many other misadventures... They involve love, money, (lots of) desperation, and the perils of using dog & cat flea powder against crabs (don't!). If all you remember in this hobby is to not be like me, you'll be fine. In the mean time, feel free to share your own educational misadventures.
-- Modified on 8/7/2013 3:40:21 PM
Chauncey Gardner
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justanillusion
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justanillusion
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Dr Who revived
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