Yes, he's an oddball. That's probably why he goes to AMPS [eom]

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I mean that.


HH

For one reason or another (maybe they do enough of that throughout the day, and just want to get get laid-I was married to one of those...lol)

So, as providers we can "feel them out", literally!  Figure out what it is they want and/or need, and give it to them and then some.  It takes intuition, tuning into the other person the minute they walk in the door.  Not everyone likes what we like.  We have to find out what makes our clients at ease, or comfortable, or turned on, and do our best to deliver.

It's not about what we want, is it?  Well, for the most part....

So, if the guy doesn't want to answer questions, or talk, then figure out what he does want to do.  And everyone will be happy.

wow... I have always been told I am friendly and make guys feel at ease... but


this guy walks in rigid as a board, so I try to rub his leg and ask questions and try to loosen him up


finally he says "I dont like people that ask so many questions"

wow...

ummm

ok

what do you want me to do?

not talk at all period?

doesnt that seem ODD?

he used to AMPS

ugh

i swear!!!

Did he book a 15 minute appointment?

no way! I dont ever offer that!


he booked a hour ugh i just dont know... made the whole thing awkward and I felt uneasy so it just was not  fun

It was a joke about him, not you.

Seems like he just wanted "relief" and could care less about anything else. Maybe that's why he needs to pay. Some of the other boards are filled with guys like that, and you wonder why they bother reading all the reviews if all they want is to get off.

if it's small talk, then that's okay

but i've had providers ask me personal info (what do i do? where do i live?) that makes me uncomfortable, so i let them know in no uncertain terms how i feel about those kinds of questions

heinous

nah i was like what do you like to do for fun.. in the bedroom? are you a kisser? etc....

and say things like: "I love the strong silent types."

Everyone has different buttons.

I usually get her naked and while grabbing her tit, I lick my index finger on the other hand and jam it in her rectum.  She pretty much figures out what I want from there.  Before anyone loses their puny mind, it's a fucking joke.  Licking my finger would be gross.

The "encounter" should be personal and erotic. However, not all couples or all people are like that. Some people just don't like to socialize, even in the bedroom. I can understand that you want to make him happy and comfortable, and his comment may come off as rude, but that's just how some people are.

A part of my job is dealing with customers also. Some customers are happy and socialize, while others are lack-luster, have no sense of humor, bland, or just come off as stuck up. I just have to deal with it. The only thing I can do is, try to make the best out of it, avoid things that he or she doesn't like, and try to make the process run smoothly as possible. In my mind, I know that the customer is only there temporary, and I just have to make him or her happy for the time being. I never take their personality personal. Its just how some people are

I have to say I personally prefer to exchange emails or even chat on the phone before I confirm an appointment to be sure that I feel we would be a good match.

Its simply not enough for me to be a good match for him; he must also be a good match for me.  

Life is short, why spend an unpleasant time with someone?  Sometimes "less is more"  really applies in this business too.  (As in less appointments equals better quality of life)

Just a thought...

Go masturbate and report back. It would make a good read instead of your stupid questions.

..... I've met guys like him where after about 3 questions or trying to make simple small talk is falling on cold dead ears. It almost (ALMOST) screws your game up to ... makes me think why do they make appts or why do they come if they're going to act so damn lifeless. Even if he's not looking for GFE where the frickin' personality. The better you give the better you get.  

I'm a chatty kathy but personally but i don't talk a guy's ear off, i want to get to the fun as soon as you do.....small-talk should be minimum to help break the ice (so many PM's and emails don't make up for a first physical meeting imo) but if i feel like i'm just talking to myself ugh i want to spit lol.

-- Modified on 11/29/2011 6:50:22 AM

A man in a diner has ordered soup.  The waitress brings the bowl and he notices she has her thumb immersed in the liquid.  He asks why and she tells him she sprained it and her doctor told her to keep the thumb warm.
"Why don't you just shove it up your ass?" the man asks.
"Oh," she replies, "that's where I put it when I'm in the kitchen."

need to get laid? Get laid and come back, then you might be in a better mood!

If you don't like my posts, DONT READ THEM! I actually do not start TONS of threads on a daily basis, look at the top posters, I am NOT on of them... so

hugs!

Some guys may just want "wham bam thank you mam."
Some guys may just be pricks. But...
Some guys may just not have the social skills to make small talk.

It's this last category to whom I think providers offer an invaluable service.  If they can't score in real life, hobbying may be their only avenue for release.  In this instance, I think providers are true humanitarians, giving some poor souls the intimacy they so need but can't find anywhere else.  St Peter will swing the Pearly Gates wide open for you with trumpets blaring.

I don't recall you posting one positive thing about anything other than Apple products. If everything so bad, Why read the boards? I think you need to get laid. As negative as your posts are I am beginning to think your one review is the only time you ever got laid. I don't know how else to explain your constant negativity.

i cannot imagine such an awkward/uncomfortable experience as described in the OP, simply because i always take the time to get to know...through email and candid, casual phone conversations...any potential clients before even discussing a meeting. compatibility is absolutely critical...i recognize that my personality and what i have to offer is not every man's cup of tea; likewise, i am not able to please or even tolerate every sort of man in this world. imo, it is best to figure that out long before we are in a bedroom alone together.