A rich buisnessman was on his death bed. He summoned his preacher, doctor and atorney.Theese were his closest associates. He told them his final wish was to take it all with him to his grave.He would trust them to place all his money in his coffin at his funeral.After he was burried the three were together at his wake.Overcome with guilt the preacher confessed to the other two that he had kept some of the money for a project at the church which would be named after the deceased.This confession led to the doctor admitting that he too had not placed all of the money in the coffin.At this point the atorney spoke up with great indignation."Why I cant belive you two"he said"I cant belive you would not honor your friends last request" The other two knew the atorney had the worst reputation of them all so they asked him if he was being totally honest. The atorney replied in a sharp tone"of course I honored our friends request and did not keep 1 cent, I put a check for the full amount in just before they closed the lid"

Since staff is letting humor be posted here instead of the humor boards, I figure I can hawk my colorful ass here too.